Oh Dear
 

She doesn't there. str8 just picked a bad picture, or finds cheap hot, or something.

Oh Dear
 

I WAS IN THE POOL!!

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=george+costanza/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12p5m9sk6/EXP=1117304494/*-http%3A//www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures/george/TN_george_costanza036.JPG[/IMG]

Oh Dear
 

My moral code just went nuts. I hope I don't have to walk anywhere for a few minutes.

God, I love early Summer. Its the only time you get wound up so easy that your moral code springs into action at the slightest sight of a great ass...

edited by The Omnipotent Not Bob to remove pic -- it was already posted once, so . . .

Viagra
 

Not when you have to work all weekend getting your business cards printed in braille.

Oh Dear
 

Is there anything better than a sun dress?

Well, maybe lifting up the sun dress, discovering commandoism and bending the wearer of the sundress over a couch, but I digress...

Oh Dear
 

The see through sheer sundress is awfully nice. The way it waves back and forth on the hips is pretty damned hypnotic.

I was thinking the other day about why from behind is such a great position. There's really no effort in it. Its not that much better - it just allows you to be lazy as hell, and go verrry deep. The leverage is just so perfect. Its the most ergonomically advantageous position for the mmale.

And Targreed's half mockie.
 

I am sorry . It shoud have read:

Is Federline half chinese?

Federline is an unctuous looking motherfucker.

Totally unrlated stream of consicous thoughts.

I thought RT was back in Texas
 

http://www.cnn.com/2005/AUTOS/05/26/...udy/index.html

Northeast's drivers least able to pass basic written driving test.

Though, that may be more about non-enforcement of laws, and a substitution of a different set of rules -- one which makes it acceptable, for example, to pull into a right turn lane at a stop light/stop sign and then speed ahead and cut off the driver in the straight-ahead lane.

Oh Dear
 

I read this week's U.S. Weekly and Lindsay pretty much used that argument in her defense. WHoever the hell she is.

I thought RT was back in Texas
 

You didn't want it badly enough, toots.

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A guy waiting to turn left across traffic leans out the window to scream at the clueless Ohio driver who is not moving in front of him: Hey Cleveland! That's the only shade of green we got!

--57th & Park


Overheard by: Joan Quinn

Oh Dear
 

That's just mean. It's a two way street, and if you don't put up your end of the bargain, it's both of our fault. What I'm saying to you is lose more weight and try a little makeup once in a while. That "natural beauty" shit only goes so far.

I thought RT was back in Texas
 

Hobo: Yo, yo, you think you got problems? I'm homeless! I ain't got no money, I ain't got no food, I'm hungry! I ain't got nothin. You think you got problems? Yo, what's your problem?

Guy: I'm in law school, I have finals.

Hobo: Sorry, that's rough

I thought RT was back in Texas
 

I'll let somebody else smack you down for re-posting that, but it gives me the opportunity to mention that this guy has more serious problems -- the location (not quoted here Coltrane, wassamatta with you?) indicates that he attends Brooklyn Law School. Oy vey.

ETA: Can pony please let us all know when he's done rubbing one out so an admin can fix the margins? Thanks.

Oh Dear
 

She looks like Paula Abdul with TITS

Overheard in My Office
 

My secretary: I'm really going to miss Everybody Loves Raymond.

Other secretary: Yeah. What a great show. He's crazy.


(in both of their defence, they are really nice people and great secretaries - but I am astounded that people actually like that show - it's unwatchable).