Miss Universe
 

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465...1/e053107a.jpg

that's quite a tiara

Miss Universe
 

You see, Gwink - you leave - so Canada now has to import its women from Russia.

Truly sad.

Miss Universe
 

Yeah, but how nice are her legs?

TM

Miss Universe
 

Clearly they are no match for mine:

http://www.hellomagazine.com/celebri...erse-dop3a.jpg

Paris and Paris
 

The train wreck cometh.

LOS ANGELES - Who says opposites attract? Hotel heiress Paris Hilton, star of “The Simple Life” reality show, is engaged to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis, her spokesman said Monday.

Latsis is a grandson of John Latsis, the last of Greece’s shipping billionaires from the postwar boom years, who died in 2003 at 93. In March, Forbes magazine’s ranking of the world’s richest people listed the Latsis family at No. 54 with a combined wealth of $7.5 billion.

“I’m so in love and grateful to have found such an honest and loyal person,” Hilton told Us Weekly. “I feel like we were meant to be, and I’m happy to have found someone to spend the rest of my life with.”

Bleah.

Miss Universe
 

picking on this year's Miss Canada is too easy. the real test is how you hold up compared to Miss Canada 2004-

http://media.santabanta.com/gal/mu20...ts/canada1.jpg

Oh Dear
 

Word.

There are some people who are just naturally slender (e.g., gwnc, Paris Hilton -- though I find her skanky-looking, it's not because she's too thin; Nicole Kidman; others I can't think of right now), and then there are those who starve themselves to a weight that is unnatural. I think the giveaway is when their heads look about three times too big for their bodies. (Nicole Ritchie, the new invisible LL, the skinny Olsen twin, overly skinny Renee Zellwhatever)

In the picture someone posted with LL in the black bikini, she didn't look freakish, but there's another picture floating around the 'net at some Cartier function where she's wearing a white dress, and she looks absolutely icky. Her elbows are too pointy and you can see her collarbone. Blech.



Found it (though there's one that's even worse).

Oh Dear
 

Here are some examples of her former smokin'ness:


http://www.lindsay-lohan-pic.com/2.jpg
http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/a...n2_200x200.jpg

eta: HELP! I can't put pictures in a post!!

Miss Universe
 

Now. That. Is. A. Ratio. Even from a distance, her reproductive advantages are obvious.

I hate the fact somebody on these boards explained the Darwinian basis for getting excited by the sight of a nice ratio. I prefered the Eddie Murphy "Comedian" explanation of random wood.

Miss Universe
 

I knew she was going to win when she was the only one who put together complete sentences for the interview question. Of course, she had an advantage with the whole working knowledge of English thing.

Yes, sadly, I watched most of this last night. Even more sadly, I missed the swimsuit competition.

Miss Universe
 

You didn't miss terribly much (yes, I, sadly, watched it too). Not like Miss America where there's a chance of catching actual cellulite. Miss Switzerland had a distractingly large belly button (what causes that?).

I could not believe Miss USA advanced at all--she had this really strange stiff-kneed walk that was probably designed to keep her thighs and butt from noticeably jiggling. It just made her seem like a robot. A thick robot, even.

I was a little disappointed at the homogeneity of the final 5--all dark-haired, and four out of five Latin American.

tm

Miss Universe
 

Did you make up any drinking games for it?

Deep Throat
 

Not exactly what you picture when you hear "Deep Throat" but, finally out of the bag.
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/msnbc/Co...roat_1005a.jpg

Miss Universe
 

I didn't find any of the blondes that they picked for the final 15 particularly attractive. Switzerland was meh. Greece was meh and I knew she wouldn't advance when she picked basically a bikini for her formal dress. Norway was hot, but not blonde (surprise!). I thought USA looked a bit heavy compared to the others also. Is she Miss USA or Miss America? I can't keep straight which competition is the feeder for Miss Universe nowadays. Miss Canada was the best looking of the bunch IMO. I was surprised that last year's Miss Universe (from Australia), while certainly cute and pretty, was not gorgeous.

Deep Throat
 

Christopher Walken?

My, he's put on some weight and age.