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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I wasn't saying I wouldn't eat horseshit. You put 5 million dollars in a briefcase in front of me and I'll do just about anything. Horseshit is the least of the depths I'd plunge not to have to be bored for money for the rest of my life.

This would make great television entertainment.

Kind of like "I'd eat that for a dollar", except more lucrative!

Hank Chinaski

08-03-2005 02:40 PM

Hot Summer

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Anyone can eat cat shit. I'm talking about big stinking pieces of horseshit.

horses tend to be fed raw grains and hay. Cats get fed horribly processed nasty shit. That is, you would probably much rather eat what a horse eats than what a cat eats. Given that, if you ever do face the choice, opt to eat the horse shit.

greatwhitenorthchick

08-03-2005 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
horses tend to be fed raw grains and hay. Cats get fed horribly processed nasty shit. That is, you would probably much rather eat what a horse eats than what a cat eats. Given that, if you ever do face the choice, opt to eat the horse shit.

Hmm. For once, a Hank post appears to be quite helpful!!

sebastian_dangerfield

08-03-2005 02:42 PM

Douche or Turd Sandwich?

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The real question here is why can't her talk about her tits with his friends. It might be because he doesn't have friends he can talk with, or it might be that he is so anally controlled that he avoids any conversation that could harm his career if it ever came to light. People are just trying to see which answer it is.

So he's either a social cripple or a robot? Distinction without a difference.

Replaced_Texan

08-03-2005 02:43 PM

Funerals for 33 year olds suck.

Hug your loved ones at some point this week.

ThurgreedMarshall

08-03-2005 02:46 PM

This is cool

http://www.hedonistica.com/media.php...ing_escape.wmv

sfw.

TM

spookyfish

08-03-2005 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Funerals for 33 year olds suck.

Hug your loved ones at some point this week.

Funerals, in general, suck.

Wish I could get to them all.

(And I am sorry.)

Hank Chinaski

08-03-2005 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. For once, a Hank post appears to be quite helpful!!

Here's a hint-

the ones that seem posted solely to annoy, or perhaps that do not make sense- try reading them backwards.

Replaced_Texan

08-03-2005 02:55 PM

This is cool

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
http://www.hedonistica.com/media.php...ing_escape.wmv

sfw.

TM

Reason Blocked: The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-03-2005 03:01 PM

This is cool

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
http://www.hedonistica.com/media.php...ing_escape.wmv

sfw.

TM

Free Runners. There was a show about them on Discovery. The DVD is here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0380472/

This is the orginal Free Runners site:

http://www.parkour.com/

spookyfish

08-03-2005 03:01 PM

This is cool

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Reason Blocked: The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered.

So I guess this means you don't necessarily have to place people on ignore? Cool.

Mister_Ruysbroeck

08-03-2005 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think about this when the old lady's got me cleaning the cat litter. "Would I eat the whole litter box? Could I do that?" The answer is, if it would keep me in exactly my current lifestyle without ever having to work again, yes. I would get out the Grey Poupon, bbq sauce, Hersey's Syrup, whatever... and be shovelling those turds and piss biscuits in my face like a fucking hot dog eating championship.

That was hilarious. I actually chuckled outloud.

Anyway, there might be an easier way than shovellng piss biscuits. If you can find this chick you could score a hundred Gs. Not enough to retire on, but you could probably take a year off.

Flinty_McFlint

08-03-2005 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Funerals for 33 year olds suck.

Hug your loved ones at some point this week.

My condolences.

Mister_Ruysbroeck

08-03-2005 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I would chop off...three fingers. Not the entire hand, though.

Where I come from a hand and four fingers only nets you about 2.5M after your attorney gets his cut.

NotFromHere