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So they're kinda like snowflakes?

Bald exes.
 

I never claimed we were. For the record.

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Yes, then at some point they melt into an indistinguishable puddle.

What's that like?

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The uncut ones have a foreskin, which kinf of looks like a cowlneck or tutrleneck, depending on the fleshiness of it. Picture something kind of equivalent to the hood covering the female clitoris, only on the head of a penis.

Jesus, woman, there have to be pictures of this on the web. Have you no Google-fu?

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I just realized I've never seen an uncircumsized penis. Is this one of the questions on the purity test?

Based on NPR and the stuff I've seen on CNN etc., the Superdome sounds like it was becoming a nightmare because of food and water shortages. How miserable. It sucks that usually after a hurricane the sky clears up completely and the sun just BEATS down -- and there's no electricity and the water systems are fucked up.

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Exactly.

God, it's sad when only Wonk understands me.

The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 

With the Who's Who books, the whole business model is selling the books. For some reason, which was never explained to me, I wound up in Who's Who in American Law this year. They gave me the full bio, and didn't charge me a dime. They did, however, pepper me for weeks with offers to purchase the book and the "Special Pre-Publication Biographee's Rate" and also the chance to buy a lovely wooden placque celebrating my entry.

Unfortunately, I've never really had much use for the book and I don't have an ego wall for the plaque to go on.

Superdome
 

At first I thought you were responding to wonk's cowlneck post and it struck me that Superdome was a very funny name for the foreskin.

The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 

Why create one? Just enter the credits for the absurdist movie in your head.

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This explains a lot.

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You know you love me. Admit it.

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The puddle looks like a clown. It happens on your 40th birthday, while you sleep. It leaves a permanent stain on your mattress. The stain, which once again, looks like a clown, glows in the dark and is bright enough to show through sheets and blankets.

There is also a little known law that prohibits men between the ages of 40 and 65 from purchasing a new mattress. Enjoy your 25 years with the glow-in-the-dark clown.

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I bet you're really sad you dumped me now.

The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 

Thurgreed and I sent your bio in as a joke. they included it? i thought our cruelty would be unrecognized and innocent. Now I feel bad, I think.