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Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-31-2005 02:58 PM
Miss Universe
 
Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva

I was a little disappointed at the homogeneity of the final 5--all dark-haired, and four out of five Latin American.
Yum. This would be the opposite of "No Exit" for me.

ciel, c'est les autres.

Alors, continuons...

tmdiva 05-31-2005 03:02 PM
Miss Universe
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I didn't find any of the blondes that they picked for the final 15 particularly attractive. Switzerland was meh. Greece was meh and I knew she wouldn't advance when she picked basically a bikini for her formal dress. Norway was hot, but not blonde (surprise!). I thought USA looked a bit heavy compared to the others also. Is she Miss USA or Miss America? I can't keep straight which competition is the feeder for Miss Universe nowadays. Miss Canada was the best looking of the bunch IMO. I was surprised that last year's Miss Universe (from Australia), while certainly cute and pretty, was not gorgeous.
Miss USA is the feeder for Miss Universe. Miss America fed into the now-defunct (I think) Miss World competition. I'm kind of embarrassed that I know that. Miss USA looked to have gained some weight since the Miss USA contest (which I thought she shouldn't have won--the first runner-up was better-looking).

Last year the final two were Australia and USA, both dark blond sporty types.

I thought Miss Canada was prettiest, too. And she definitely should win something for having the most figure-flattering evening gown. Hourglass = good.

tm

ltl/fb 05-31-2005 03:03 PM
Deep Throat
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Christopher Walken?

My, he's put on some weight and age.
Is that picture from the 70s? I really hope so, with those glasses, but I'm scared it's not.

Where's Flinty? I need someone to hold me.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 05-31-2005 03:06 PM
Miss Universe
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I thought USA looked a bit heavy compared to the others also.
As AC/DC once said, she was knocking me out with those american thighs.

Which one of the 10 finalists had the arms that looked like the alien in Close Encounters? Either her hips were inches below her TITS, or her arms were meant to be legs 3 and 4.

Replaced_Texan 05-31-2005 03:14 PM
Things that suck
 
In a series.

Getting sprite when you distinctly hit "diet coke" on the machine.

Other than that, I got nothin. Still recovering from a weekend of drama and debauchery in New Orleans.

robustpuppy 05-31-2005 03:19 PM
Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
 
From gorgeous to freakish, in four short years:

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...Tylo,%20Hunter

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...Tylo,%20Hunter

And get another look at these terrible implants (I don't have words for the man standing with her):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...nandhunter.jpg

Alex_de_Large 05-31-2005 03:26 PM
Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
From gorgeous to freakish, in four short years:

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...Tylo,%20Hunter

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...Tylo,%20Hunter

And get another look at these terrible implants (I don't have words for the man standing with her):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...nandhunter.jpg
She is a bit freakish, though still not bad for 43.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-31-2005 03:28 PM
Miss Universe
 
Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
You didn't miss terribly much (yes, I, sadly, watched it too). Not like Miss America where there's a chance of catching actual cellulite. Miss Switzerland had a distractingly large belly button (what causes that?).
http://www.theconnection.org/content...2cheese176.jpg

Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
I could not believe Miss USA advanced at all--she had this really strange stiff-kneed walk that was probably designed to keep her thighs and butt from noticeably jiggling. It just made her seem like a robot.
http://www.americanphoto.co.jp/pages...Plans-6188.jpg

Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
I was a little disappointed at the homogeneity of the final 5--all dark-haired, and four out of five Latin American.
http://www.linngroveiowa.org/1910%205%20Girls.gif

TM

NotFromHere 05-31-2005 03:28 PM
Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
She is a bit freakish, though still not bad for 43.
Still, you get what you paid for. She looks like she bought those at WalMart. And the guy looks like some soap opera guy.

bold_n_brazen 05-31-2005 03:28 PM
Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
She is a bit freakish, though still not bad for 43.
She's only 43? Holy shit. She looks like half the women on my mother's tennis team. And they're all in their 60's.

ltl/fb 05-31-2005 03:28 PM
Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
She is a bit freakish, though still not bad for 43.
If those are implants, they are just WEIRD. How is it that they are saggy?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-31-2005 03:31 PM
Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
If those are implants, they are just WEIRD. How is it that they are saggy?
They're not saggy. They're 6 inches too low.

notcasesensitive 05-31-2005 03:31 PM
Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
She's only 43? Holy shit. She looks like half the women on my mother's tennis team. And they're all in their 60's.
I agree. Horrible for 43. Unless she is "43" for publicity purposes, which actually means 50 in human years.

NotFromHere 05-31-2005 03:32 PM
Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
She's only 43? Holy shit. She looks like half the women on my mother's tennis team. And they're all in their 60's.
Goodgawd! That's Hunter Tylo? What happened to her? She used to look so normal.
http://www.wma.com/hunter_tylo/imgs/..._Tylo_main.jpg

eta, the guy is Ridge Forrester. Great soap name.

paigowprincess 05-31-2005 03:36 PM
A Gift
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Honey, you should know by now, Wonk would do that for any FB Betty who strays within a 100 mile radius of Chicago.
Its "FBetty". I know bc I invented this.


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