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Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-03-2005 03:17 PM
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Where I come from a hand and four fingers only nets you about 2.5M after your attorney gets his cut.
I guess it's back to the old magical no-work-horseshit-eating drawing board for me...

sebastian_dangerfield 08-03-2005 03:33 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Funerals for 33 year olds suck.

Hug your loved ones at some point this week.
Thanks. I was considering doing nothing for my anniversary today, considering that I have a serious matter to attend to in a case early tomorrow... the sort where I could prep all nite.

Fuck it. I'm going to prepare until 5 and spend the evening with the old lady.

Where's that stupid Bad Boy douche? I need to hire him for some contract work tomorrow.

ETA - And I'm sorry for your loss.

spookyfish 08-03-2005 03:43 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Where's that stupid Bad Boy douche? I need to hire him for some contract work tomorrow.
He's off talking about Summer's tits.

Penske_Account 08-03-2005 03:49 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Anyone can eat cat shit. I'm talking about big stinking pieces of horseshit.
This reminds of the time I jumped out of a cab late for a hearing at the Daley Building. Without looking my first step out the cabdoor was right into a huge 8 inch high steaming pile of horseshit.

Fucktha police.

ltl/fb 08-03-2005 03:53 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It still confuses me when you two talk to each other.

I guess that's what being Canadian is all about. That, and a 100% chance of surviving a plane crash.
What benefits are there (fringe or otherwise) to being a Canadian? Because based on this confusion, I'm fully qualified.

notcasesensitive 08-03-2005 03:53 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
This reminds of the time I jumped out of a cab late for a hearing at the Daley Building. Without looking my first step out the cabdoor was right into a huge 8 inch high steaming pile of horseshit.

Fucktha police.
Your cabby must have hated you. Did you talk alot during the ride over?


[testing out Hank manner of replying to posts. if you don't like this one, blame Hank.]

str8outavannuys 08-03-2005 03:54 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It still confuses me when you two talk to each other.

I guess that's what being Canadian is all about. That, and a 100% chance of surviving a plane crash.
And having our national sports league become one giant fantasy league draft with very few keepers.

"Ok, I'll bring up Sergei Gonchar, and I open the bidding at 3 years, $4M per year."

[huddling among other owners]

"4 years, $18M"

"pour me a Molson Ex."

"4 years, $20M"

"hey, pass the Jalapeno poppers."

"5 years, $25M." - sold.

"Dude, you just screwed yourself for cap space." "Hope his knee holds up." "Hahahaha."

"Oh no, what have I done? I could have had Pronger for that money."

Hank Chinaski 08-03-2005 03:54 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
This reminds of the time I jumped out of a cab late for a hearing at the Daley Building. Without looking my first step out the cabdoor was right into a huge 8 inch high steaming pile of horseshit.

Fucktha police.
and remember you checked into a hotel with a turd left unflushed....

if you do get your own board will poo be your deer?

spookyfish 08-03-2005 03:56 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
and remember you checked into a hotel with a turd left unflushed....

if you do get your own board will poo be your deer?
That's the Atticus board theme, isn't it?

taxwonk 08-03-2005 03:56 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I would chop off...three fingers. Not the entire hand, though.
If I ever win the lottery, you and Sebby are totally fucked.

Hank Chinaski 08-03-2005 03:57 PM
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Originally posted by spookyfish
That's the Atticus board theme, isn't it?
Atticus is all about the process, Penske the product

bold_n_brazen 08-03-2005 03:57 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
If I ever win the lottery, you and Sebby are totally fucked.
Oh, me too. You promised.

taxwonk 08-03-2005 03:58 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. For once, a Hank post appears to be quite helpful!!
There's an old expression among traders, a "dead cat bounce". It derives from the fact that every once in a while, even a dead cat will bounce if you throw it out of a high enough window.

Shape Shifter 08-03-2005 04:01 PM
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What if he puts it in the chili?
Who stole NFH's login? I actually laughed (in a good way).

Hank Chinaski 08-03-2005 04:04 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
There's an old expression among traders, a "dead cat bounce". It derives from the fact that every once in a while, even a dead cat will bounce if you throw it out of a high enough window.
Funny. This is also your wife's sole explaination for why she married you.


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