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Something for the cute cat picture lovers:
http://catsinsinks.com/ http://catsinsinks.com/images/cats/42b7420367ad0.jpg

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One of those cats looks like Porkchop.

http://catsinsinks.com/images/cats/428c834c78e2a.jpg

You are not answering the question.
 

Neither have I. In person. I've seen pictures. They're kind of scary.

You are not answering the question.
 

You have a dark mean streak.
Not that I'm standing up for Balt or anything, because that's not my place. I'm just saying.

You are not answering the question.
 

They're nothing compared to man-eating vaginas.

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http://catsinsinks.com/images/cats/42905c21aaa8a.jpg
This looks like my (younger) cat.

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Very cute cats, but if I hadn't cleaned the faucet handles on my bathroom sink for what looks like a dozen years, I'm not sure I'd be posting such a picture on the internet.

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Did you dye your hair?

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Only you would notice the faucet handles and not the cute kitties. But now that you mention it...

There seems to be bigger issues with that sink than the handles. Perhaps the basin? Is it missing?

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Yes. And my whiskers (it's extra). And I got extensions on my tail fur. It's my new LA look. I also look dumber than the average cat now -- something about the eyes.

Ms. Stewart, Chains Cast Off
 

I've not paid much attention to Martha Stewart since the celebrated end of her incarceration, but I've now discovered that she's bringing her talents to the cesspool of American television known as reality TV.

In derivative fashion, Martha will be hosting her own Apprentice-style show. Controversy swirled, apparently, about what her trademark line will be when she fires some poor schlub for his/her inability to construct a suitable demi-glaze using only cane sugar and a pistle.

She's settled on "You just don't fit in." Utilitarian, to be sure, but depressingly unimaginative. I much preferred the Defamer's vote for "Bite the doily!"

Gattigap

Ms. Stewart, Chains Cast Off
 

This seems more marginalizing/belittling than "You're fired!" Like being shunned in an Amish community.

The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 

You did? I sent in yours! You didn't get in? Now I feel bad.

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I have a picture of my previous cat, as an adorable kitten, in the bathroom sink. I'll be sure to photoshop any dirt off the sink before I submit it to the site.

Ms. Stewart, Chains Cast Off
 

Your prole roots are showing. Among Martha's circle, "You just don't fit in" is akin to telling someone that you can no longer bear the sight of their hunchback. The only crueler dismissal would be "You're just not our kind, dear."