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greatwhitenorthchick 05-10-2005 03:07 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But these are all just generalizations... so they're not worth anything really.
I'd give you two shiny pennies for all of them. But then they'd be all mine and you couldn't use them anymore.

Shape Shifter 05-10-2005 03:08 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
doctors can be tall.
But you are a rarity - a big man with ball-handling skills. What happened? ACL?

NotFromHere 05-10-2005 03:10 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Checks into hospital for undisclosed medical and mental issues.

Her family’s church says it will not be disclosing how long she’ll be in the hospital or when there will be any updates.
Separately, court records reportedly show that Wilbanks served jail time for shoplifting several years ago.

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported Monday that Wilbanks faced a felony charge in 1996 for allegedly shoplifting $1,700 worth of merchandise from a mall. Records show the prosecutor in that case dropped the charge after Wilbanks completed a program of community service and restitution. That prosecutor is now serving as Wilbanks’ attorney.

Hm. What is it with rich women and the shoplifting. I can't even imagine risking getting caught for stupid shit. And the prosecutor is now a defense attorney? Shocking.

paigowprincess 05-10-2005 03:11 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I grew up in a largely Jewish neighborhood. About 1/2 my close friends are Jewish (1/2 my wedding party). And you're dead wrong. The biggest philanderers I know are Jews and Catholics. Its all the pent up shame and guilt both religions whack you with as a kid. You're just citing the stereotypical nebbish who kisses his wife's and mom's ass. He exists, but he's not the rule. In fact, I think he's a silly generalization. The other one I love is Jews not being able to sauce it up. Most of my Jewish friends can outdrink me. Your impressions are right out of some Woody Allen flick. In my experience at least...

ETA: And anyone who knows Jews would know "ski" on the end is not traditionally Jewish. Jews - generally - have "skY." But these are all just generalizations... so they're not worth anything really.
1) Horsefeathers
2) Re ETA: Whiffski

Flinty_McFlint 05-10-2005 03:12 PM
That's right, you're not from Texas.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Dude, don't compare Lyle Lovett to Kenny Chesney. Chesney is apparently one of them dudes in hats who are currently popular in country music. Lyle's is really more of a singer-songwriter.

In short, I hate country music, and I like Lyle. So, ipso facto, he ain't country. QED.
Whoa whoa whoa. It was not an attack on you. I have been known to listen to Patsy Cline or Willie Nelson, and Wilco and sometimes Beck sound awfully country-like to me sometimes too. And I have been known to think Faith Hill and Shania are sexy (but their music not so much). So I don't totally hate country music. But you might want to reevaluate Lyle. I'm pretty sure he falls in the country genre, so ipso facto, you like country music.

paigowprincess 05-10-2005 03:13 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Checks into hospital for undisclosed medical and mental issues.

Her family’s church says it will not be disclosing how long she’ll be in the hospital or when there will be any updates.
Separately, court records reportedly show that Wilbanks served jail time for shoplifting several years ago.

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported Monday that Wilbanks faced a felony charge in 1996 for allegedly shoplifting $1,700 worth of merchandise from a mall. Records show the prosecutor in that case dropped the charge after Wilbanks completed a program of community service and restitution. That prosecutor is now serving as Wilbanks’ attorney.

Hm. What is it with rich women and the shoplifting. I can't even imagine risking getting caught for stupid shit. And the prosecutor is now a defense attorney? Shocking.
WHO FUCKING CARES?

sebastian_dangerfield 05-10-2005 03:13 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Hm. What is it with rich women and the shoplifting. I can't even imagine risking getting caught for stupid shit. And the prosecutor is now a defense attorney? Shocking.
Its fun.

Prosecutors have 3 career tracks:

Defense atty
Politician
Penniless shnook

What the hell do you mean by "shocking"?

notcasesensitive 05-10-2005 03:14 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Checks into hospital for undisclosed medical and mental issues.

Her family’s church says it will not be disclosing how long she’ll be in the hospital or when there will be any updates.
Separately, court records reportedly show that Wilbanks served jail time for shoplifting several years ago.

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported Monday that Wilbanks faced a felony charge in 1996 for allegedly shoplifting $1,700 worth of merchandise from a mall. Records show the prosecutor in that case dropped the charge after Wilbanks completed a program of community service and restitution. That prosecutor is now serving as Wilbanks’ attorney.

Hm. What is it with rich women and the shoplifting. I can't even imagine risking getting caught for stupid shit. And the prosecutor is now a defense attorney? Shocking.
Oh brother. This is news? What is wrong with people?

Hank Chinaski 05-10-2005 03:16 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
WHO FUCKING CARES?
Whiff

bold_n_brazen 05-10-2005 03:17 PM
Things that suck
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan


Poll: What have you been putting off that you really want to do? For the purposes of the poll, you have to have the means and/or the ability to do it.

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For me, it's not so much a what as a who.

NotFromHere 05-10-2005 03:17 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

What the hell do you mean by "shocking"?
Presecutors and the people who work for prosecutors hold a general disdain for all defense attorneys as a group. To go to the dark side would be shocking.

Brad Pitt 05-10-2005 03:17 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its fun.

Prosecutors have 3 career tracks:

Defense atty
Politician
Penniless shnook

What the hell do you mean by "shocking"?
I think you forgot Judge, unless that falls under the last two categories.

Brad Pitt 05-10-2005 03:19 PM
Things that suck
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
For me, it's not so much a what as a who.
Well, I am single again. And I don't mind kids, apparently.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-10-2005 03:19 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Presecutors and the people who work for prosecutors hold a general disdain for all defense attorneys as a group. To go to the dark side would be shocking.
Everyone does it. I know this because I am a faithful Law and Order viewer.

Hank Chinaski 05-10-2005 03:22 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
But you are a rarity - a big man with ball-handling skills. What happened? ACL?
Having to shower with Thurgreed day after day ruined my self-confidence.:( :(


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