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sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 05:19 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You know what is disgusting about this story? The fact that people will pay money to capture a duck killer, but will completely fucking ignore when a human being is killed.

TM
Oh, If you're a Jesusland bimbo killed in the Carribean, people will pay lots of money to capture your killer.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 05:20 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's not true. When people who are as cute as ducklings are killed, it's the story of the century. See, e.g., Laci Peterson.
Laci Peterson was not cute. That story only had legs because her husband was considered cute.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 05:24 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I would seriously want to drag those kids, by their ears, to their parents, and point out to those parents that callous disregard for animal life is a typical trait of a serial killer.
And then you'll hear the following from the parent:

"Leave muh boys alone. And mind yourself not to be bothering me whilst I'm watching muh stories!"

Three days later you'll be sued for emotional distress and hearing damage by the Law Offices of Chuck Flecher, Counselor and Proctor of Admiralty.*

* Pending administrative suspension proceedings.

robustpuppy 08-15-2005 05:24 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Laci Peterson was not cute. That story only had legs because her husband was considered cute.
Ahem. Laci Peterson was more beautiful than ever.

Shape Shifter 08-15-2005 05:28 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I never understood the killing animals thing. WTF kind of kick could that provide. I understand hunting and why it has to be done, but I can’t even do that. Unless it was attacking me, I don’t think I could kill any animal. Humans, on the other hand...
Some ducks just need killin'.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 05:32 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Some ducks just need killin'.
I have the black spider who lives in my truck. Occasionally, he'll pop up on the dash while I'm driving. He doesn't bother me, but the fact that he's been there for some time does, because that means there must be other insects for him to eat in my truck.

Shape Shifter 08-15-2005 05:34 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have the black spider who lives in my truck. Occasionally, he'll pop up on the dash while I'm driving. He doesn't bother me, but the fact that he's been there for some time does, because that means there must be other insects for him to eat in my truck.
There may be mice and rats, too. Better get a snake.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 05:36 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Some ducks just need killin'.
I had a friend in high school who had absolutely no common sense. He tried to read a story about a man who put a bunch of puppies in a pillow case and swung them against a metal pole as a current events report. It was so easy... all anyone needed to do was dare him to do his report on that story.

I wish we had people like that in professional life. I'd love to see a goofy colleague dragged out of a meeting by the ear for being so outrageously inappropriate and demented. It'd make work life so much more amusing.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 05:37 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
There may be mice and rats, too. Better get a snake.
Where did NFH say they were giving them away again?

taxwonk 08-15-2005 05:37 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I had a friend in high school who had absolutely no common sense. He tried to read a story about a man who put a bunch of puppies in a pillow case and swung them against a metal pole as a current events report. It was so easy... all anyone needed to do was dare him to do his report on that story.

I wish we had people like that in professional life. I'd love to see a goofy colleague dragged out of a meeting by the ear for being so outrageously inappropriate and demented. It'd make work life so much more amusing.
You go first, we'll all follow.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 05:40 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
The boys in my neighborhood found a bunch of snake and were throwing them in front of cars. I was OK with that. Until they started throwing them on people. Then I freaked out. I hate snakes. The fewer the better.
But snakes aren't frogs. I don't get it.

dtb 08-15-2005 05:50 PM
Battle Raging
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Won't your husband become insanely (and dangerously) jealous if he finds out there's a British dude on your desk? I'm sure you're just using him as a paperweight or something, but, you know, appearances, and all that. I guess it's better than a British guy under your desk, but still...
He might, Rabbit; he might.

dtb 08-15-2005 05:53 PM
Battle Raging
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have heard the expression in a sports context - i.e. the [baseball team] has a deep bullpen - so they have strength in depth. Something along those lines. Meant to convey the opposite of weekness.
You read my mind, gwnc. In fact, I told this fellow (chap, bloke, what have you) that it sounded as though it might work in a discussion of sporting teams or events, but I couldn't readily think of other applications.

We are, as ever, of one mind.

dtb 08-15-2005 05:59 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Laci Peterson was not cute. That story only had legs because her husband was considered cute.
Ew. He was?

Shape Shifter 08-15-2005 06:05 PM
Battle Raging
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
He might, Rabbit; he might.
What was that part about dangerous again?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 06:07 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Ew. He was?
That was the whole spin on the story early on... "How could a handsome all American Boy kill his pregnant wife?"

Shape Shifter 08-15-2005 06:11 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That was the whole spin on the story early on... "How could a handsome all American Boy kill his pregnant wife?"
That quickly changed to "fertilizer salesman." I can think of few job titles that rival this for negative implicatons.

robustpuppy 08-15-2005 06:12 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That was the whole spin on the story early on... "How could a handsome all American Boy kill his pregnant wife?"
I thought the full spin was "his adorable, glowing, more beautiful than ever, ripe with his child wife."

Shape Shifter 08-15-2005 06:18 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought the full spin was "his adorable, glowing, more beautiful than ever, ripe with his child wife."
I thought it was "his poor unborn child and its photogenic incubator."

Penske_Account 08-15-2005 06:19 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought the full spin was "his adorable, glowing, more beautiful than ever, ripe with his child wife."
2. She was a hot preggo.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 06:20 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought the full spin was "his adorable, glowing, more beautiful than ever, ripe with his child wife."
Bucking the general rule, Laci's pregnancy did not make her gorgeous or adorable. But she had nothing to work with going in. She wasn't unattractive, just nondescript.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 06:21 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That quickly changed to "fertilizer salesman." I can think of few job titles that rival this for negative implicatons.
Attorney?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 06:24 PM
Heinous Reference
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought it was "his poor unborn child and its photogenic incubator."
The real tragedy is the conviction of an innocent man. Those Satanists in that black van are laughing as they drive along the suburbs looking for their next victim... while Scott rots like Buddah in a six foot cell, an innocent man in a living hell...

notcasesensitive 08-15-2005 06:26 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Bucking the general rule, Laci's pregnancy did not make her gorgeous or adorable. But she had nothing to work with going in. She wasn't unattractive, just nondescript.
She was, at the least, photogenic. That is why the story of the missing pregnant woman who disappeared on Christmas Eve got more initial play than the other hundreds of women who disappear all the time. When the story broke, Scott was not yet looked at as a suspect (openly, though I'm sure the police suspected from the start). remember her family going on those news shows with him and talking about what a great guy he was, right up until the day they learned of his affair?

Anyway, why are we talking about this again? Slow day at work?

robustpuppy 08-15-2005 06:26 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought it was "his poor unborn child and its photogenic incubator."
You live in a red state.

robustpuppy 08-15-2005 06:27 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
She was, at the least, photogenic. That is why the story of the missing pregnant woman who disappeared on Christmas Eve got more initial play than the other hundreds of women who disappear all the time. When the story broke, Scott was not yet looked at as a suspect (openly, though I'm sure the police suspected from the start). remember her family going on those news shows with him and talking about what a great guy he was, right up until the day they learned of his affair?

Anyway, why are we talking about this again? Slow day at work?
It's my fault. Laci was a cute chick.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 06:32 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yes. That was in the same general area. Maybe road rage is bad in Santa Clara? That guy got 3 years. I hope this guy gets 3 years and an ass whooping.

One of our neighbors is a former court reporter and she told me about a guy who video taped himself killing a cat. She said the video was so grizzly that she couldn't watch it. That guy also got 3 years.

It takes a really disturbed mind to do something like that.
Very edgy. You do realize your controversial decision to discuss senseless animal killing imperils the boards’ existence, right? People are very impassioned about this topic. You risk creating a glacial divide. Yet even with this obvious disastrous result facing you like an oncoming thunderhead, you are driven to surf the cusp of chaos.

Drive fast, live hard, no regrets indeed.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 06:41 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
She was, at the least, photogenic. That is why the story of the missing pregnant woman who disappeared on Christmas Eve got more initial play than the other hundreds of women who disappear all the time. When the story broke, Scott was not yet looked at as a suspect (openly, though I'm sure the police suspected from the start). remember her family going on those news shows with him and talking about what a great guy he was, right up until the day they learned of his affair?

Anyway, why are we talking about this again? Slow day at work?
She didn't wet my whistle. Cute? Yeh, I'll give her that. Cute like my little five year old cousin with pig tails. But sexy/hot cute? I didn't see any of that in Laci.

All that said, Laci was 100X cuter than than Amber Frey. The onyl thing that made Amber appear attractive at all was her constantly being seated next to Gloria Allred, who make Joan Rivers look fuckable.

notcasesensitive 08-15-2005 06:45 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She didn't wet my whistle. Cute? Yeh, I'll give her that. Cute like my little five year old cousin with pig tails. But sexy/hot cute? I didn't see any of that in Laci.

All that said, Laci was 100X cuter than than Amber Frey. The onyl thing that made Amber appear attractive at all was her constantly being seated next to Gloria Allred, who make Joan Rivers look fuckable.
I don't think you were supposed to want to fuck her (hear that, Penske?). You were supposed to want to find her and get her home to her family, where she belongs. So they could enjoy their hot cocoa by the fire on Christmas morning. Cute sells.

robustpuppy 08-15-2005 06:51 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She didn't wet my whistle. Cute? Yeh, I'll give her that. Cute like my little five year old cousin with pig tails. But sexy/hot cute? I didn't see any of that in Laci.

All that said, Laci was 100X cuter than than Amber Frey. The onyl thing that made Amber appear attractive at all was her constantly being seated next to Gloria Allred, who make Joan Rivers look fuckable.
Poor Janel Moloney. Not only does she play the most annoying staff assistant to the most annoying senior staffer on the once brilliant, then unbearable, now at least watchable West Wing, but she was cast as Amber Frey because of her striking resemblance to her.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-15-2005 06:56 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't think you were supposed to want to fuck her (hear that, Penske?). You were supposed to want to find her and get her home to her family, where she belongs. So they could enjoy their hot cocoa by the fire on Christmas morning. Cute sells.
Gotcha. Then agreed.

I think she looked like a pudgy Janeane Garafalo.

Replaced_Texan 08-15-2005 06:57 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Poor Janel Moloney. Not only does she play the most annoying staff assistant to the most annoying senior staffer on the once brilliant, then unbearable, now at least watchable West Wing, but she was cast as Amber Frey because of her striking resemblance to her.
I'm taking some pride in having no clue who Amber Frey is. Don't enlighten me. I rather like this level of ignorance.

I still don't know the name of the girl in Aruba or the cute little boy scout(s). Ignoring national media is cathartic.

LessinSF 08-15-2005 07:14 PM
Age Rant
 
I think I have an age spot (liver spot) on my hand. This sucks. I do not want to be old.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-15-2005 07:18 PM
Age Rant
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
I think I have an age spot (liver spot) on my hand. This sucks. I do not want to be old.
Don't sweat it. You're too young for age spots. It's probably just cancer.

Penske_Account 08-15-2005 07:27 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't think you were supposed to want to fuck her (hear that, Penske?). You were supposed to want to find her and get her home to her family, where she belongs. So they could enjoy their hot cocoa by the fire on Christmas morning. Cute sells.
I didn't say I wanted to fuck her, I said, in essence, I thought she was an attractive pregnant woman.

Penske_Account 08-15-2005 07:28 PM
Age Rant
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
I think I have an age spot (liver spot) on my hand. This sucks. I do not want to be old.
4 out of 5 (juris) doctors agree that reading my posts keeps people young.

Ignoring me, otoh, npi....... lol!!!

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-15-2005 07:38 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
I didn't say I wanted to fuck her, I said, in essence, I thought she was an attractive pregnant woman.
So you just wanted to play with her boobs?

Penske_Account 08-15-2005 08:03 PM
Heinous duck killer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
So you just wanted to play with her boobs?
Yes, but in a good way.

pony_trekker 08-15-2005 08:35 PM
Age Rant
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
I think I have an age spot (liver spot) on my hand. This sucks. I do not want to be old.
Fuck you. My whole back is like a connect the age spots puzzle that has been all connected. Just wait till most of the hair on your balls turns gray.

Penske_Account 08-15-2005 08:44 PM
Age Rant
 
Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
Fuck you. My whole back is like a connect the age spots puzzle that has been all connected. Just wait till most of the hair on your balls turns gray.
I shave.


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