Well then, what about Jeff Garcia?
 

Snakist fuck. However, because I still care deeply for you, I will point out that removing a food source is a good way to discourage the presence of a species. My mom keeps cats in the barn not to keep the rodents away, but to keep away the snakes that eat the rodents.

Well then, what about Jeff Garcia?
 

Kordell had his moments. He was not always 100% awful.

Well then, what about Rats?
 

I've heard that they attack golfers on one course I play occassionally (even though I hate golf, but thats neither here nor there... but you should know, I hate golf). I assume one soft swipe with a wood (with head cover on to avoid hurting the bird) would take care of that problem. Yet, I hear about grown men running from the birds. I mean, what can a goose do to you? You outweigh the thing by at least 90lbs...

Well then, what about Jeff Garcia?
 

So she has cats around to keep the rodent population up? Weird that.

Well then, what about Jeff Garcia?
 

I heard Neon Deion played both sides of the ball. I don't know if he's gay, though.

Well then, what about Rats?
 

They travel in goose gangs. And they aren't the least bit intimidated by a golf club or even a car. They'll stand their ground. And they bite. It's better not to run away, but they bite. Or snap or whatever it is that you do with a beak.

You probably outweigh most pitbulls, but that's no reason not to fear them.

Well then, what about Rats?
 

I've seen a goose killed on the golf course by an errant ball. I've also seen a much smaller bird split in half by another errant ball. Pretty gross.

When they attack, they attack in numbers. But they back off if you give them a warning swing.

Well then, what about Rats?
 

There are creatures that I outweigh by approximately as many pounds as I weigh at the time that I encounter these creatures, but I still fear them.

Well then, what about Rats?
 

I've been dive-bombed by two robins when I was trimming a bush. Eerie. Very disconcerting. They would fly to two perches opposite each other and above me. I was in the middle. At the exact same time, they would both dive at my face. I grabbed the rake and started swatting at them. They didn't stop. If you thought "The Birds" was creepy, this would have scared the shit out of you.

Obviously they were protecting something.

Well then, what about Rats?
 

Sebby: "You pussy. You outweigh that wild boar by 100 lbs. Go up there and pet it."

For Lactation Lover
 

Is it time for breast milk to return to the top of the discussion rotation?

Migrants from the Dominican Republic lost power on their boat and drifted for several days without food. "Two women offered their breast milk to passengers. One who refused to share her milk was thrown overboard by male passengers..."

Story here

Well then, what about Rats?
 

I never understood people getting mad if a gay person hits on them. I've been hit on by gay men. I've also had gay men compliment me on my clothes. As to the first, I think its great. Gay men I know are really looks conscious, so if you get hit on by a gay dude, that's a valifdation that you probably look pretty good at that moment (provided he's not one of those slovenly gay guys). As to the second, if a gay dude admires your threads, you've done well. Then, of course, my wife tells the gay dude that she picked out the clothes, so I lose any gay style cred I might have gained.

The only bad kind of "getting hit on" is not getting hit on.

Well then, what about Rats?
 

thank you, wise flower, for directing the conversation away from a discussion of homophobia and towards an enthralling multi-faceted animal stories conversation. I thank you. the people who care thank you. and if it could talk, the board itself would thank you.

fascinating! bra va!

Well then, what about Rats?
 

Boars are massive. Show me an 80lb boar. Damn things get up to 3-400lbs.

Well then, what about Rats?
 

The wild boar I saw was fairly small. But mean. I had my knife out in the Smokies like I was some tough guy.