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taxwonk 08-31-2005 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
If I were a rapist in South Africa, I'd simply resort to sodomy as an alternative. I'm jsut saying.
Isn't that what you do in South Florida?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-31-2005 03:24 PM

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If it's actually a heart attack, you should also be experiencing pain, either in your chest or radiating down your left arm. Other symptoms would include nausea, dizziness, and inability to focus attention. In other words, except for the pain, pretty much the way Sebby feels after too many vodka and Red Bulls.
Just a little lightheaded. Thanks...this kind of info is probably calming me down...

bold_n_brazen 08-31-2005 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Isn't that what you do in South Florida?
Yes. But then we get jewelry.

andViolins 08-31-2005 03:30 PM

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Yes. But then we get jewelry.
bung bling?

aV

NotFromHere 08-31-2005 03:31 PM

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I don't think I have asthma. I assume that would have manifested itself sometime during one of the marathons (or training).
You could have asthma. I didn't get it until I moved here. Where many new kinds of weeds and flowers grow. And pollution. The stifling pollution. It's killing me. I thought I was choking one night. It feels like someone is standing on your throat. Sometimes that someone is standing on your chest. When the pulmonologist said asthma, I said I don't have asthma. I would have had it by now.

I was wrong, he was right. But it's because of environmental changes. Blame Bush, it's the global warming.

NotFromHere 08-31-2005 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Again, overheardinnewyork.com is prescient:

Hipster chick #1: ...So I was giving this guy a handjob and he wasn't circumcised...it was so bizarre looking.
Hipster chick #2: I know, isn't it so weird? I'm all like, "What am I supposed to do with that thing at the top? Touch it, play with it, leave it alone?"

--5th & A
I'm having deja vu. from yesterday.

Replaced_Texan 08-31-2005 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Just a little lightheaded. Thanks...this kind of info is probably calming me down...
Anything going on right now that's particularly stressful? Sounds like anxiety to me.

ETA: around here, hay season, round two just started. Could be that you've developed an allergy and it's just now manifesting itself.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-31-2005 03:48 PM

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Anything going on right now that's particularly stressful? Sounds like anxiety to me.

ETA: around here, hay season, round two just started. Could be that you've developed an allergy and it's just now manifesting itself.
You're probably right re: stress. I was reamed by a judge earlier this week and might be going to trial in another matter...

Or maybe it's b/c my fantasy football draft is tonight. That's freaking stressful.

spookyfish 08-31-2005 03:56 PM

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You're probably right re: stress. I was reamed by a judge earlier this week...
Shit. No wonder I'm always short of breath.

LessinSF 08-31-2005 03:59 PM

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I've had this problem all week, because I am trying to quit my job. Today everything is settled and my breathing has become a lot better. It could be anxiety.
Congrats! Looking forward to seeing you more.

mmm3587 08-31-2005 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
If I were a rapist in South Africa, I'd simply resort to sodomy as an alternative. I'm jsut saying.
Is forceful sodomy that easy? A common rapist's tactic? Maybe it's because I bruise my own knees just walking around, but I find that area to be a tough row to hoe at least initially, even working with some lube.

Shape Shifter 08-31-2005 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Just a little lightheaded. Thanks...this kind of info is probably calming me down...
Learn to live on the edge, Johnny Utah.

bold_n_brazen 08-31-2005 04:25 PM

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Is forceful sodomy that easy? A common rapist's tactic? Maybe it's because I bruise my own knees just walking around, but I find that area to be a tough row to hoe at least initially, even working with some lube.
What exactly do you think is happening in America's prisons?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-31-2005 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Learn to live on the edge, Johnny Utah.
Right. I need to remember to always channel Gary Busey when thinks get a little messy.

Hank Chinaski 08-31-2005 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Is forceful sodomy that easy? A common rapist's tactic? Maybe it's because I bruise my own knees just walking around, but I find that area to be a tough row to hoe at least initially, even working with some lube.
Never seen Deliverance? Prison movies?


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