Query: Is this phoning it in?
 

The more things change, the more they stay the same: One of my favorite song parodies, triggered by bold_n_brazen musing about what it would be like to have a penis.

Rape deterrent
 

Forced skull fucking is no laughing matter; friction or not.

Rape deterrent
 

but if you can put them in to go out, they must be easily removable. What type of lazy rapist seeing one would "change plans" instead of just removing it? Plus if you know one hole is booby-trapped who would blindly trust the other to be free sailing?

I don't think mmmmmmm34985 thought through his post one bit.

Query: Is this phoning it in?
 

I admire that in the post right above it TM gave mmmmm some props. Was this before or after the mentor posts?


ETA - and, by the way, I enjoyed the song. again. (I don't remember the first time I read it, but I'm sure I laughed.)

Query: Is this phoning it in?
 

NotBob, you are my hero.

Query: Is this phoning it in?
 

Thank you.

In light of a conversation I had with a colleague (at another firm -- she found out by accident that a BSD partner in her firm set up a marketing lunch with a client she does all the work for) the other day, the last line really amuses me:

Then perhaps I'd make some rainin'
do some client entertainin'
If I only had a schlong

Query: Is this phoning it in?
 

2, on both counts.

I think posters should assume that memories of their best work will fade, and therefore they should carry around links to their better stuff, perhaps in their sig line. Though it's not literally in his sig line, Hank pioneered this practice in some respects. Whenever I see a Hank post, I think of that woman inmate photo.

Rape deterrent
 

That third one's got real teeth. And an attitude to match. I don't think any rapist would have a chance with gwinky.

Rape deterrent
 

Schpeak for yourshelf, misshy.

Query: Is this phoning it in?
 

some of us would need more space. would a guy like you rent your sig line space to the guys who need it?

Query: Is this phoning it in?
 

Quite the contrary, Hank. You're a living testament to the argument that sig line links are unneccesary to convey the breadth of one's body of work where numbing repetition can do the job quite nicely.

Rape deterrent
 

Better to just steal the sign - http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050828...austriaoffbeat (Brits steal Austrian town of "Fucking" signs). I am not sure that this is not a hoax.

I hate to break the Less Bifecta
 

But I had to post this great line from Howie of BB6

"My strategy was to distract everyone with my great looks".

Good stuff.

I hate to break the Less Bifecta
 

Was that before or after he jacked off into a condom under the covers while thinking of Jen's boobies and Rae-Rae?

Food Fight!

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....tina_ba808.jpg

Query: Is this phoning it in?
 

I've posted the fat lady photo 8 times, and I acknowledge doing the last 6 for Dada purposes.

You've posted repetitive posts 3002 times. What was your reason?