LawTalkers - [hi less!!!]Where Everyone Knows Penske's Socks Don't Suck[/hi less!!!]!!!

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Angelina Jolie explained the finer points of an eligible swap to me in my dream two nights ago. h-h-h-hot.

Thank you. That's very helpful.

spookyfish

08-04-2005 10:55 AM

Just a city boy/born and raised in South Detroit.

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Thank you. That's very helpful.

I am sure you meant to say "hepful."

taxwonk

08-04-2005 11:05 AM

oops

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fergie had an accident.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/fergie_pee.jpg

cut and paste.

TM

I think you can post one of these every day for the rest of your life and NFH still won't fuck you.

taxwonk

08-04-2005 11:13 AM

Phishing

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
The phishers are slacking. And who's LaSalle Bank?

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robustpuppy

08-04-2005 11:14 AM

Just a city boy/born and raised in South Detroit.

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Angelina Jolie explained the finer points of an eligible swap to me in my dream two nights ago. h-h-h-hot.

My dreams have been less enjoyable of late. Work stress manifests itself in dreams where partners come into my hotel room (?) at 10:45 AM on a workday, wake me up by sliding into my bed, and ask me for the draft of whatever I've been working on. Since my hotel room has a computer and printer, I have to give them the draft right there, which of course is less advanced than I have led them to believe, with uncombed hair, uncaffeinated, wearing nothing but a tank and panties. Rather horrifying. In one dream I also got a midpoint performance (no pun) review where the partner put his arm around me and said "You're not billing enough, but everyone likes your work. However, you can only coast on those impressive globes for another few months, so I'd suggest you get your act together and start billing a lot more."

The funny thing is, this particular partner is the LAST person who would put his arm around a female associate and comment on her ta-tas. I still feel a little funny when I see him in the hallway.

greatwhitenorthchick

08-04-2005 11:15 AM

Just a city boy/born and raised in South Detroit.

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Originally posted by dtb
AND?!?

What did she say?

Well, if it's based on a multiple of a notional amount, it's leveraged and therefore ineligible. Also its ineligible if it has a final termination date that is later than the date of repayment of the related securities. She made it sound sexy. I've discovered that if I think that someone sexy is explaining this crap to me, I might be able to remember it.

taxwonk

08-04-2005 11:15 AM

Rude Fats Alert

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Well, the rude fats called last night and asked if they could stay overnight at our place the weekend after labor day. They want to attend the Hay Days Snowmobile Drag Races. Yes, that's right. It's a huge redneck festival where people race their snowmobiles on hay-covered race tracks. OOGA OOGA GRUNT GRUNT. We told them we had to check our schedule.

So, last night we frantically searched for some excuse as to why they couldn't stay at our place that weekend and, thanks to my web-fu skills, we came up with the Minnesota Food & Wine Festival Grapestomp which is being held in a city about 2 hours from us over the same weekend.

That's right, folks. The Mrs. and I would rather swill shitty Minnesota wine than spend time with the rude fats. Not much of a competition, I guess.

The question is - should we enter the grape stomp? Has anyone done it before?

Um, you do realize you don't actually have to go to the dirty foot festival, don't you?

dtb	08-04-2005 11:16 AM

Just a city boy/born and raised in South Detroit.

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Well, if it's based on a multiple of a notional amount, it's leveraged and therefore ineligible. Also its ineligible if it has a final termination date that is later than the date of repayment of the related securities. She made it sound sexy. I've discovered that if I think that someone sexy is explaining this crap to me, I might be able to remember it.

Whoa. That is hot.

taxwonk

08-04-2005 11:19 AM

Just a city boy/born and raised in South Detroit.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My dreams have been less enjoyable of late. Work stress manifests itself in dreams where partners come into my hotel room (?) at 10:45 AM on a workday, wake me up by sliding into my bed, and ask me for the draft of whatever I've been working on. Since my hotel room has a computer and printer, I have to give them the draft right there, which of course is less advanced than I have led them to believe, with uncombed hair, uncaffeinated, wearing nothing but a tank and panties. Rather horrifying. In one dream I also got a midpoint performance (no pun) review where the partner put his arm around me and said "You're not billing enough, but everyone likes your work. However, you can only coast on those impressive globes for another few months, so I'd suggest you get your act together and start billing a lot more."

The funny thing is, this particular partner is the LAST person who would put his arm around a female associate and comment on her ta-tas. I still feel a little funny when I see him in the hallway.

For Penske's benefit, are you pregnant in this dream?

taxwonk

08-04-2005 11:20 AM

Just a city boy/born and raised in South Detroit.

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PM me your number and tonight I'll call and explain the mark-to-market rules for identified hedges.

Hank Chinaski

08-04-2005 11:32 AM

oops

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I think you can post one of these every day for the rest of your life and NFH still won't fuck you.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/08/03/ma....ap/index.html

What I don't get about nfh is that she posts all this celeb crap and then leaves off really interesting stories, like yesterday it came out Martha Stewart had her house arrest extended for a few weeks for some bad behavior, that even had a legal component. did the girl post it? no, she posts some other nonsense about cats.

We really might need to look into getting someone a little less erratic to look for news. Who hired her?

Mister_Ruysbroeck

08-04-2005 12:10 PM

Rude Fats Alert

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Um, you do realize you don't actually have to go to the dirty foot festival, don't you?

You do realize that these are the type of people who would check in just to see if we are lying, don't you?

robustpuppy

08-04-2005 12:27 PM

Rude Fats Alert

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
You do realize that these are the type of people who would check in just to see if we are lying, don't you?

Why do you have these people in your life at all?