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Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 12-23-2014 11:59 AM
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Good day!

Still working through application.

Have I ever been a prostitute? Thoughts?

One of my law school professor said that marriage was an institutionalized form of prostitution, so that's on my mind today.
I think the marriage thing is not apropos. I think the right response is, "Yes, I am a lawyer".

Pretty Little Flower 12-23-2014 12:46 PM
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Good day!

Still working through application.

Have I ever been a prostitute? Thoughts?

One of my law school professor said that marriage was an institutionalized form of prostitution, so that's on my mind today.
Can you fit this into the response space provided:

Well, I never!

http://www.geoengineeringwatch.org/w...rriet150fh.jpg

Sidd Finch 12-23-2014 12:50 PM
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Good day!

Still working through application.

Have I ever been a prostitute? Thoughts?

One of my law school professor said that marriage was an institutionalized form of prostitution, so that's on my mind today.
Waitaminnit. Did you get married? Engaged?

Tyrone Slothrop 12-23-2014 12:57 PM
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Good day!

Still working through application.
A while back, I moved to another state and thought about becoming a member of that bar. I got the application, which asked me to list, among other things, every job I had ever had, with the boss's contact information. I can't answer that! That application sat on my desk, partially completed, for five years. And then I moved somewhere else.

Icky Thump 12-23-2014 01:50 PM
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A while back, I moved to another state and thought about becoming a member of that bar. I got the application, which asked me to list, among other things, every job I had ever had, with the boss's contact information. I can't answer that! That application sat on my desk, partially completed, for five years. And then I moved somewhere else.
I was going to waive into a jurisdiction that has a rocket docket, 5 months file to trial. They asked for every speeding ticket I have ever received, how many miles over, where I was going, why I was driving that speed, who the officer was, what court it was in, what the disposition of the ticket was.

greatwhitenorthchick 12-23-2014 01:51 PM
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Waitaminnit. Did you get married? Engaged?
I was married from 1999-2005.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-23-2014 03:24 PM
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Sidd Finch 12-23-2014 03:47 PM
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I was married from 1999-2005.
You whore.

Hank Chinaski 12-23-2014 04:01 PM
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I was married from 1999-2005.
you should have grabbed adder when he was single and get citizenship that way

Atticus Grinch 12-23-2014 04:06 PM
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One of my law school professor said that marriage was an institutionalized form of prostitution, so that's on my mind today.
Of all the varieties of deep thoughts, “X is basically a legal form of Y” is the shallowest.

Atticus Grinch 12-23-2014 04:08 PM
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you should have grabbed adder when he was single and get citizenship that way
Can you get citizenship by marrying a guy who failed to register* for Selective Service on conscience grounds?

*(Probably.)

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-23-2014 04:20 PM
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Can you get citizenship by marrying a guy who failed to register* for Selective Service on conscience grounds?

*(Probably.)
Did your conscience object to having to register and then demonstrate conscientious objection to participating in a war for which you were later drafted? Or merely that providing this information to the government was more objectionable than providing that information to obtain a driver's license, a passport, a marriage license, and approval to be hired by the government?

greatwhitenorthchick 12-23-2014 04:45 PM
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you should have grabbed adder when he was single and get citizenship that way
Yeesh. Do I have to explain everything to you people?

Married to an American: 1999-2005.

Got green card: 2004

Had to renew green card: 2014

Finally decided to get citizenship: late 2014

It has nothing to do with Adder. Nothing has anything to do with Adder.

Atticus Grinch 12-23-2014 04:46 PM
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Did your conscience object to having to register and then demonstrate conscientious objection to participating in a war for which you were later drafted? Or merely that providing this information to the government was more objectionable than providing that information to obtain a driver's license, a passport, a marriage license, and approval to be hired by the government?
My conscience has objected to neither thus far, but I reserve my right to object to participating in a war when my ass is actually put on a line.

But right now my bigger concern is that you have sapped all the joy out of a post that was making fun of Adder.

greatwhitenorthchick 12-23-2014 04:46 PM
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Of all the varieties of deep thoughts, “X is basically a legal form of Y” is the shallowest.
He was hot though. Not just law professor hot. Hot hot.

I think that counts for something.


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