LawTalkers - Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

Originally posted by LessinSF
Was that before or after he jacked off into a condom under the covers while thinking of Jen's boobies and Rae-Rae?

Food Fight!

I read this too (did it air on the CBS show?). Apparently Howie was in extensive negotiations with Big Brother over how and where he would be allowed to masturbate. I don't think I've ever masturbated in a condom. Why not use an undershirt and throw it in the wash after?

That said, only his monumental, game-changing screw-up in targetting James & Sarah when he won HOH preclude him from being my favorite BB-er ever.

str8outavannuys

08-31-2005 08:55 PM

A new age has dawned

In case you haven't seen Sportscenter yet, or even if you have . . .

We're now living in the Prince Fielder era. As someone who thoroughly enjoyed heckling his daddy, I couldn't be more excited.

paigowprincess

08-31-2005 09:02 PM

I hate to break the Less Bifecta

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I read this too (did it air on the CBS show?). Apparently Howie was in extensive negotiations with Big Brother over how and where he would be allowed to masturbate. I don't think I've ever masturbated in a condom. Why not use an undershirt and throw it in the wash after?

That said, only his monumental, game-changing screw-up in targetting James & Sarah when he won HOH preclude him from being my favorite BB-er ever.

I thought all men had to do that at least several times a week, mim, to clean the pipes. I just assumed they did it in the shower like normal people. Is there a sanitary issue with showering in someone else's splooge? Why cant they just clean it up after he showers?

He is such a great looking guy with a great build. I love when he told Janelle she was out of his demographic but he would reconsider.

paigowprincess

08-31-2005 09:09 PM

New avatar for Seb

As I am still sometimes tricked by your avatar into thinking its a Coltrane post, I propose this as your new avatar. If you like the concept but not the pic, there are young versions and a nice old puffy version too.

http://scd.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/304156736

ltl/fb

09-01-2005 01:04 AM

NOLA

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Originally posted by tmdiva
My brother's wife's brother is a fourth-year med student at Tulane. He and his pregnant wife (she's due next week) left a day ahead of the formal evacuation order, and didn't take much with them. Now they're not sure when they'll be able to go back, or what they'll be going back to. They're now headed to stay with family for the duration, and he's hoping to be able to do some rotations at the local med school.

Back to your regular frivolous programming.

tm

I'm glad to know they got out just fine. From what I've heard, schools are generally being pretty open to helping out Tulane students. SMU is taking a bunch, Univ Miss at Jackson is taking a bunch, and some chick on NPR from Denver was saying she might be able to attend Univ. Denver for at least this semester. It can be kind of a career blow, though, I'd think, since I think Tulane's med school is quite well-regarded and it may not be possible to get into as good of a program. Hope it works out for them.

Penske_Account

09-01-2005 02:25 AM

Rape deterrent

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Must you always be such a tool?

I've never fucked anyone up the ass, forcibly or not, as I do not have a penis, cut or uncut.

Never pegged the ex with a strap-on? Maybe that explains his boycott......quim pro quo, iykwim

mmm3587

09-01-2005 10:08 AM

Rape deterrent

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Must you always be such a tool?

I've never fucked anyone up the ass, forcibly or not, as I do not have a penis, cut or uncut. Notwithstanding this fact, if I did in fact have a penis, and I were a rapist planning to rape someone in a place where women, even a small percentage of them, were placing barbed wire dick-traps up their obstreperous twats, well then, yes, I think my alternative plan might be to rape someone anally rather than risk getting my dick caught in a vagina with teeth. In fact, I think the average man would forceably sodomize someone rather than risk getting his cock caught in a pussy with teeth.

Did you see some episode of CSI, and now you're as much of an expert on anal rape as when you saw that A&E thing about cocaine and suddenly turned into the board's expert on that?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

09-01-2005 10:09 AM

NOLA

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It can be kind of a career blow, though, I'd think, since I think Tulane's med school is quite well-regarded and it may not be possible to get into as good of a program. Hope it works out for them.

They'll still get a degree from Tulane. My law school let people get the school's diploma even if they spent 3L elsewhere. A couple of people took the opportunity to go to cheapo-dumbo law school for the last year to save on tuition and work.

greatwhitenorthchick

09-01-2005 10:28 AM

Weird

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
What do you mean, trying to quit your job? You just walk in and say, Do you have a minute? Its really fun.

Obviously you've never quit a job where they wanted you to stay.

Hank Chinaski

09-01-2005 10:48 AM

Weird

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Obviously you've never quit a job where they wanted you to stay.

What's it like to be good at law and sucessful? Is it stressful?

ltl/fb

09-01-2005 10:49 AM

NOLA

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
They'll still get a degree from Tulane. My law school let people get the school's diploma even if they spent 3L elsewhere. A couple of people took the opportunity to go to cheapo-dumbo law school for the last year to save on tuition and work.

Sweet pea, some students actually care about the quality of the educational experience. Like, what doctors they are working with when doing their rotations.

taxwonk

09-01-2005 10:50 AM

Rape deterrent

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Is forceful sodomy that easy? A common rapist's tactic? Maybe it's because I bruise my own knees just walking around, but I find that area to be a tough row to hoe at least initially, even working with some lube.

Forgotten your last performance review already?

baltassoc

09-01-2005 10:55 AM

Weird

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What's it like to be good at law and sucessful? Is it stressful?

Somewhat, but then you think of the alternative, i.e., being a slack ass in a two-bit, has-been, post-industrial shell of a city in flyover land, and it seems better.

Hank Chinaski

09-01-2005 10:58 AM

Weird

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Somewhat, but then you think of the alternative, i.e., being a slack ass in a two-bit, has-been, post-industrial shell of a city in flyover land, and it seems better.

I'm a 4 hour drive from Chicago, Toronto and Mackinac Island. I have that going for me.

And one thing about having a dying practice/career is that it does become easier to get away.

Pretty Little Flower

09-01-2005 11:13 AM

Weird

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm a 4 hour drive from Chicago, Toronto and Mackinac Island. I have that going for me.

I'm a 4 hour drive from the end of my cock. I have that going for me.

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