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I think this is redundant.

But sorry about your pesky brother-in-law. That's shitty.

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Yes, it is shitty. But part of me thinks it's not undeserved. I'll give you a hint, it's a naughty part.

At least I can root for JR again.
 

Peter Forsberg in pumpkin-orange? Now *that's* shitty.

Str8 wasn't kidding -- Leetch to the Bruins? Two Neeeeedermeyers in Anaheim? What the heck is going on? And is there a US television deal yet?

At least I can root for JR again.
 

It's unbelievably fucked up.

eta: I am kind of looking forward to watching Lemieux play with Sidney Crosby, although I'm not sure that Lemieux has anything left. And watching Pittsburgh makes me sad overall. So mixed feelings, I suppose. Still, Sidney Crosby is just so fucking good.

Well, He Already Has A Porn Name . . .
 

Iron Mike is contemplating starring in a porn movie.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...enetzky/050720

I saw this account, but the link apparently is nsw:

Mike Tyson is reportedly set to star in a porn film - with Jenna Jameson. The former boxing World Heavyweight Champion claims he is desperate for cash, after being hit with a tax bill for several million dollars, and a porn career is a tempting offer.

The disgraced pugilist, who retired from boxing last month, was approached by Jenna's representatives to star as her partner in the X-rated movie.

He is quoted by Britain's Zoo magazine as saying: "I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who's involved with Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry.

"I need the money up front."

Meanwhile, American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez believes Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry - with his alleged 14-inch manhood.

He explained: "According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14 inches long.

"If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star."

http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwth...b=5&o=0&fpart=

Seems to me he's had problems finishing lately, but maybe they can call in a double for that.

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Yes.

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2. "Actually, we felt like having a weekend to ourselves and thought that the socially accepted practice of using a white lie was the way to go."

At least I can root for JR again.
 

I think that Mario has at least another year left in his legs, and they signed some beast on defense -- Gonchar, maybe? I think that watching Pittsburgh this upcoming season may not make you sad.

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[flower] Ha! "from hell"! What a pithy and original way to express your extreme distaste for this person. In fact, that little phrase is so catchy I bet it could be used in all kinds of contexts, like:

Job from hell
Hairdo from hell
Mother in law from hell
Overused lazy cliche from hell

You, my friend, are literally reinventing our shared language! Kudos! [/flower]

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Maybe he meant it literally? Could explain his reluctance to return from whence he came.

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I may be a simple country tax lawyer, but I read it as a means of avoiding the unwanted houseguest. When invaded, do as the Rimmer does.

At least I can root for JR again.
 

Is Rick Astley Canadian? I seem to remember that he is, but others have told me he's English. I was able to find this, that seemed to prove us all right:

"Rick Astley was born, raised and educated as an Electrical Engineer in southern England. He later moved to Canada, first to Quebec and then to Ontario and became a citizen of that country."

However, it's the wrong Rick Astley. http://www.mgcars.org.uk/electrical/bio.html That's almost as bad as Michael Bolton.

Never going to give you up
 

Nothing is as bad as Michael Bolton.

Never going to give you up
 

My life was great until that no-talent ass-clown started making records.

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You are a small and angry man. But I like that about you. The angry part, anyway. I am indifferent to your smallness.