Rude Fats Alert
 

With the way that Flower feels about repeating, I bet if he ever does open his own sushi bar he won't even have a menu. It'll be like "just trust me to make something, without constraining me to make again what I've made before"

Never going to give you up
 

I'm confident that one day we shall learn that Michael Bolton is the original owner of the Penske Time Machine(TM).

Under his true birthname, Ernest Philhouse, Bolton will win the 2007 edition of American Idol and, when unmasked as the talentless fraud that he is, will slip away in the Penske Time Machine(TM) to the 1980s, a more innocent decade in which his hair, tendency to overemote, and affectation for mutilating covers beyond recognition will more profitably and safely flourish.

Rude Fats Alert
 

Might not explain the cancelled flight, though.

At least I can root for JR again.
 

I disagree.

Rude Fats Alert
 

latest:

• Flight left the gate at 4:40PM but has not taken off

Rude Fats Alert
 

Trapped on the tarmac, so he is in hell.

Uh, just out of curiosity, this labor issue has no impact whatsoever on Southwest flights, right?

Rude Fats Alert
 

Probably not. SW is nonunion.

So, did Hank's summer sponsorship cover the costs of that X10 camera? Seems as good a time as any to put the new site feature into beta.

Rude Fats Alert
 

Does he have a blackberry?

Buffy PSA
 

I feel somehow that it is my duty to report that those of you who missed out of the wonderfulness of Buffy the Vamprie Slayer when it first came out in 1997, and then when it went into syndication in 2000, and then when the first season came out on DVD in 2002 (though hard core fans could get the DVDs from the UK in 2001) will be able to get a limited edition box set of all seven seasons on November 15 for about $200.

Buffy PSA
 

You are shameless in your plugs for gifts, missy. balt, stick with the vibrator. no sense breaking the bank in the first month of the relationship. I'm sure they'll rerelease the box set in time for the fifth anniversary gift.

Buffy PSA
 

Have you priced an engraved gold plated vibrator? $200 for the complete Buffy is a bargain.

Buffy PSA
 

Pssst. PM me. I know a guy who knows a guy.

Buffy PSA
 

Does the guy know how to change "F-L-I-N-T-Y" to "B-A-L-T-I?"

I've heard of some tattoo artists with this creative skill, but I fear that this job would require the changing of too many letters.

Dear PLF
 

Did you see the post about Mike Tyson maybe doing porn with Jenna Jameson? I mean, come on? Mike Tyson? Doing porn? With Jenna Jameson?!!

Buffy PSA
 

Listen Bucko, impunging my character is one thing, and I've come to expect it, but implying that RT and I did the nasty and it was so good that she got a tattoo of my name (probably in a private area) and then now needs to change it to Balty's name because he's an even better lov-ah who makes the world and heavens shake, is quite a different matter. What was I saying? Oh yes, sabres at dawn, name your second.