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notcasesensitive 06-01-2005 03:06 PM
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Good point. Maybe I am being judgmental. But I never thought Steve Young or Troy Aikman were gay. And I couldn't care less if Jeff Garcia is or is not. I just wouldn't want to fuck him.
Gay or not, he is definitely Not Hot. Lorenzo Lamas has no burrito in his pants for Jeff Garcia, I'm sure. Poor guy. He is probably the ugliest quarterback in the history of the NFL. Even uglier than John "Big Head" Elway.

Who was it that did the stunt where he interviewed Jeff Garcia on a golf course and totally put him down? Also led Bettis to believe he seriously injured the guy after the guy baited him to tackle him... I can picture the skit, but forget where I saw it.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-01-2005 03:07 PM
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Ew. His "girlfriend" was that skank in Playboy. Ew. Get yourself checked out right away.
it's ok. He has been tested and waited the six months and he had sex with her years ago, before the testing, so anything would have shown up. But thanks for your concern for my health.

Hank Chinaski 06-01-2005 03:10 PM
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Not for about 9 months (I think raises are effective in March sometime).

Thanks. Now I'm more depressed.

Though, I don't think the occasional breath-holding is all that bad as a least-favorite. It could be something like "My least favorite thing about summer is that people point and laugh because I have to expose my rippling mounds of fatty flesh or risk sweating to death."

Now I'm even more depressed. You suck.
You live in Houston, right? the country's fattest city. You're not really fat anyway, but you are for sure not Houston fat- sorry to out your internet persona.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-01-2005 03:12 PM
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Isn't it interesting that the "he's gay" rumors in the NFL almost always involve the quarterbacks? I think they are probably all spread by the linemen who are sick of the prettyboys getting all the attention. Do we have any real reason to think he's gay other than the fact he has chosen a profession that allows him to spend a bunch of time touching some guy's ass? List of quarterbacks that I have heard are gay:

Steve Young
Troy Aikman
Jeff Garcia

Other NFL players that I've heard are gay:




<eom>
You're forgetting Kordell Stewart, who allegedly got arrested sucking a gentleman off in a public park known for public sex outside Pittsburgh.

NotFromHere 06-01-2005 03:14 PM
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Football player. Former quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, and played for the Cleveland Browns last year. Think he may be somewhere else this coming season, as he did not play well in the Paris of Ohio.
Last I heard, he was still "interviewing" with other teams. A lot of teams. I don't think he's landed anywhere yet. And yes he is ugly. Like I reported last year, I rode the elevator with him and he is uglier in person if you can imagine. The freckles and the baldness are not attractive. He is also much smaller than you would imagine a guy who could survive being hit by 300 lb defensive tackles.

Replaced_Texan 06-01-2005 03:16 PM
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Kickers aren't considered to be NFL players by other NFL players.

There were also rumors in the 80s about another running back I won't name.

As for Garcia, I think that he gets the stories because, well, as the Not Bobette put it when she heard him interviewed last year, "he sounds gay." Whatever that means.
Wasn't Kenny Stabler rumored to be gay too?

I read yesterday about a openly gay goalie lacrosse player at Dartmouth. Lacrosse isn't exactly football, but it's not diving or gymnastics either.

NotFromHere 06-01-2005 03:18 PM
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it's ok. He has been tested and waited the six months and he had sex with her years ago, before the testing, so anything would have shown up. But thanks for your concern for my health.
You're welcome, but I don't really think Jeff actually had the sex with his skanky "girlfriend." She was probably mostly for show. Just like Katie Holmes.

mmm3587 06-01-2005 03:18 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Who was it that did the stunt where he interviewed Jeff Garcia on a golf course and totally put him down? Also led Bettis to believe he seriously injured the guy after the guy baited him to tackle him... I can picture the skit, but forget where I saw it.
I'm embarassed that I know this, but I think it was a Punk'd (hi: dtb;!,) with the guy who was in Up a Creek or Up the River or Without a Boat or whatever.

bold_n_brazen 06-01-2005 03:26 PM
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Wasn't Kenny Stabler rumored to be gay too?

I read yesterday about a openly gay goalie lacrosse player at Dartmouth. Lacrosse isn't exactly football, but it's not diving or gymnastics either.
I'm not a Canadian, but I'll be happy to tell you that lacrosse might actually be manlier than football, and it's certainly as manly as hockey.

pony_trekker 06-01-2005 03:27 PM
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Last I heard, he was still "interviewing" with other teams.
Otherwise, he will become a decorator.

Gattigap 06-01-2005 03:29 PM
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You're forgetting Kordell Stewart, who allegedly got arrested sucking a gentleman off in a public park known for public sex outside Pittsburgh.
Does he fit in the "quarterback" category?

pony_trekker 06-01-2005 03:32 PM
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I'm not a Canadian, but I'll be happy to tell you that lacrosse might actually be manlier than football, and it's certainly as manly as hockey.
Hockey is manly, NTTHATDWI

An NHL Player Talks About Being Gay in Hockey

NotFromHere 06-01-2005 03:32 PM
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Otherwise, he will become a decorator.
His decorating days on hold. I forgot that he'll be playing for Mooch this year.

After deliberating over several options, veteran quarterback Jeff Garcia has opted to join the Detroit Lions as a backup to starter Joey Harrington.

The two sides reached a contract agreement in principle Saturday afternoon, as Garcia bypassed job opportunities with the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks. Garcia will sign a one-year contract worth $2 million.

And this quote from outsports.com - Jeff says "I'm not gay."

http://www.badjocks.com/garcia/images/garcia.gif
dui mug shot.

pony_trekker 06-01-2005 03:35 PM
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But the gnarliest fuck-fag in all of hockey is:

http://www.garybettmansucks.com/

greatwhitenorthchick 06-01-2005 03:37 PM
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I'm not a Canadian, but I'll be happy to tell you that lacrosse might actually be manlier than football, and it's certainly as manly as hockey.
Agreed. Lacrosse players are totally hot.


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