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Replaced_Texan 06-01-2005 03:38 PM
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Agreed. Lacrosse players are totally hot.
Oh, I totally agree. But I assume that a good half of all hot men are gay.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 06-01-2005 03:39 PM
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Take awalk through Chinatown on an Sunday afternoon in August if you want a treat for your nose.
MMMM... Fishy.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-01-2005 03:43 PM
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Gay or not, he is definitely Not Hot. Lorenzo Lamas has no burrito in his pants for Jeff Garcia, I'm sure. Poor guy. He is probably the ugliest quarterback in the history of the NFL. Even uglier than John "Big Head" Elway.

Who was it that did the stunt where he interviewed Jeff Garcia on a golf course and totally put him down? Also led Bettis to believe he seriously injured the guy after the guy baited him to tackle him... I can picture the skit, but forget where I saw it.
Lorenzo Lamas is gay? I'm not shocked because he appears straight. He looks like he could be gay. I'm confused because he was dating Shauna Sand, who could possibly make a gay man straight (if that were possible). Yes, she's a cheesy airbrushed Playboy bimbo, but.... but, her natural rack is simply astounding. It'd be a damn shame if she were wasting those works of art on a cat who was more interested in getting his hands on a smooth set of balls.

notcasesensitive 06-01-2005 03:48 PM
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Lorenzo Lamas is gay? I'm not shocked because he appears straight. He looks like he could be gay. I'm confused because he was dating Shauna Sand, who could possibly make a gay man straight (if that were possible). Yes, she's a cheesy airbrushed Playboy bimbo, but.... but, her natural rack is simply astounding. It'd be a damn shame if she were wasting those works of art on a cat who was more interested in getting his hands on a smooth set of balls.
Lorenzo Lamas is straight. And a total horndog. He has replaced her with some other woman who looks just like her and he was doing catcalls at her at a charity dinner that he emceed recently* (she was one of the fashion show models - I doubt she would have gotten the gig were it not for her emcee friend). Anyhoo... He was on this show called Are You Hot and he would come out with cheeseball lines like "There's a burrito in my pants that says you are indeed hot" and the like. It was really a shout-out to my reality tv peeps. Sorry for the confusion.



*hi, str8!

str8outavannuys 06-01-2005 03:49 PM
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Isn't it interesting that the "he's gay" rumors in the NFL almost always involve the quarterbacks? I think they are probably all spread by the linemen who are sick of the prettyboys getting all the attention. Do we have any real reason to think he's gay other than the fact he has chosen a profession that allows him to spend a bunch of time touching some guy's ass? List of quarterbacks that I have heard are gay:

Steve Young
Troy Aikman
Jeff Garcia

Other NFL players that I've heard are gay:




<eom>
If Avery Johnson doesn't take it from the back, then my gaydar is way off.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-01-2005 03:50 PM
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Oh, I totally agree. But I assume that a good half of all hot men are gay.
true.

bold_n_brazen 06-01-2005 03:50 PM
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Oh, I totally agree. But I assume that a good half of all hot men are gay.
In my personal experience, lacrosse players are both hot and not gay. A gold-mine of heterosexual yumminess. And those legs...

Okay, I need a few minutes alone.

str8outavannuys 06-01-2005 03:52 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Gay or not, he is definitely Not Hot. Lorenzo Lamas has no burrito in his pants for Jeff Garcia, I'm sure. Poor guy. He is probably the ugliest quarterback in the history of the NFL. Even uglier than John "Big Head" Elway.

Who was it that did the stunt where he interviewed Jeff Garcia on a golf course and totally put him down? Also led Bettis to believe he seriously injured the guy after the guy baited him to tackle him... I can picture the skit, but forget where I saw it.
One or both of these was an Ali G segment.

robustpuppy 06-01-2005 03:54 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He was on this show called Are You Hot and he would come out with cheeseball lines like "There's a burrito in my pants that says you are indeed hot" and the like. It was really a shout-out to my reality tv peeps. Sorry for the confusion.
Taco Bell burrito, or Baja Fresh burrito? I tend to think the former.

paigowprincess 06-01-2005 03:56 PM
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Gay or not, he is definitely Not Hot. Lorenzo Lamas has no burrito in his pants for Jeff Garcia, I'm sure. .
Thank you for that. That was the most misunderstood tv show ever.

What happened on the Britney show last night? Any good reality prgoramming this summer? I missed the Desperate Housewivse phemon and tivo says it isnt in reruns. sniff.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-01-2005 03:56 PM
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Oh, I totally agree. But I assume that a good half of all hot men are gay.
Bolstering your position, the guy every cchick wanted to nail on my college's lacrosse team was either gay or one of those asexual types. Dude could have screwed any chick he liked, but as far as anyone knows, never bagged a single chick at the school. But he didn't seem really gay either. I read an article in some shitty magazine a few months back about how there is a little known culture of asexual people who don't desire straight or gay sex. The articcle theorized that these people might just have unnaturally low libidos. I've met some people like this. They scare the shit out of me.

str8outavannuys 06-01-2005 03:57 PM
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Does he fit in the "quarterback" category?
Can't someone come up with a good "slash" joke in this context?

Speaking of good jokes, the SF 49ers Training Video is objectively funny, for an in-house corporate no-budget project. With the nudity blurred, I'd have to say my favorite bit is the Chinese newspaper translation. I reserve the right to change my mind when I get an un-blurred copy.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-01-2005 03:59 PM
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Bolstering your position, the guy every cchick wanted to nail on my college's lacrosse team was either gay or one of those asexual types.
Just to close the circle, my non bf is a former lacrosse player. He has never struck me as gay or asexual notwithstanding my comment after the Jeff Garcia skanky girlfriend revelation.

str8outavannuys 06-01-2005 03:59 PM
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Insert tasteless Sheldon Kennedy joke here.

Replaced_Texan 06-01-2005 04:00 PM
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Can't someone come up with a good "slash" joke in this context?

Speaking of good jokes, the SF 49ers Training Video is objectively funny, for an in-house corporate no-budget project. With the nudity blurred, I'd have to say my favorite bit is the Chinese newspaper translation. I reserve the right to change my mind when I get an un-blurred copy.
I thought it was unintentionally cheesy. But I did learn how to be a San Francisco 49er navigating the various pitfalls of jail, the media, and diversity, so I guess it worked.

Someone walked into my office in the middle of the fourth segment. I had to quickly explain that I was reviewing the tape to send down to our diversity people as an example of what not to do.


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