Update
 

My computer is torturin me. I need a nap. Am thisclose to finishing this thing I am working on and my computer is fuckign with me. I think Less has invaded it. Fuck you, computer, I overestimated your character and maturity.

It is very hard to go to shows night after night after night when you are a lawyer. But I am loathe to choose sleep over the Music bc that would officially mean I am old.

Update
 

Hmm. I wish I were a better sockbuster, or I might be able to guess this one.

Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske
 

Hey if you like music and live in the SF area (you do right, you are Spanky's cat, no?) you should call Paigow. I hear she has an extra ticket, VIP, to the Counting Crowes at the Fillmoure. She offered it to Less, but she overestimated his ability to let bygones be bygones or he underestimated her sincerity. I normally wouldn't get involved in these old skool feuds but I know Less can't see my posts anyway.

Unless she reconciled with Slave and he is going. I think he likes the Crowes.

Eh, whatever.

Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske
 

Unless Spittles is a Sebby cat and not a feline cat, I don't think she can get in to the show.

I was just trying to be friendly to a fellow music fan. Remember, I have been in hippie heaven for the past few days. Its all about the music, man.

BUt it isnt a hard ticket or anything, so I am sure he will have no probelm getting in, if he wants.

Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske
 

Ultimately, as I tell my SO's kids, it's the thought that counts.

Have fun tonight. I hope that they do Mr. Jones for the encore. Knock on wood.

Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske
 

Knock Three Times also?

Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske
 

Did they cover that one? I am not a hep cat so much.

Further Update
 

I've done a bit of thinking, and I'm concerned that I might have come down a little hard on my ex. I mean, he didn't want me to find out that he was in default on his debts and I'm sure the shock of hearing that bank was contacting me was quite a lot to bear. In light of my better understanding of his situation, please retroactively replace "deadbeat" in my earlier posts with "payment-challenged". I'm sure both Mr. Payment-Challenged and I will rest easier tonight if you would be so kind as to make this mental correction.

Namaste.

Further Update
 

So you still have feelings for him? Have you told him? Does Mr. Man know?

My advice, and this comes mainly from watching a lot of Dr. Phil, is get over him. Move on with your life. He obviously has.

Have you talked to a therapist?

Further Update
 

I just knew there was a sweetheart lurking somewhere in that dark dark heart of yours. Now if we could only find your inner slut, I could win the rest of the bet with Gatti.

Update
 

If you catch me on a bad night, say about 4a.m., I may be willing to sell you one.

Further Update
 

The lump of coal where my heart used to be recognizes the lump of coal within you also.

Update
 

I would make an excellent mother.

Top of the Heap!
 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4137506.stm

So dna testing shows 4-10% of the kids being raised as some man's kids really aren't. I did a rough survey of the kids for the 25 more frequently posting males (excluding nfh) and, if everyone is telling the truth, 11 of them were raising the kids of some other poster. So once again we spike well above the average.

mazel tov! Atticus, my "son" turned 13

et tu Thurgreed? My sister can dunk.

st8. junior has six toes, right? Don't be surprised if you see SS in sandals some day.

• One in 25 fathers 'not the daddy'
  
  Up to one in 25 dads could unknowingly be raising another man's child, UK health researchers estimate.
  Increasing use of genetic testing for medical and legal reasons means more couples are discovering the biological proof of who fathered the child.
  
  The Liverpool John Moores University team reached its estimate based on research findings published between 1950 and 2004.

Question
 

No, it really isn't.

TM