Heinous duck killer
 

He likes his mates with flat chests and tight asses, he could never (never!) imagine actually hunting our precious four-legged friends, he lives in Philly but has never had a cheesesteak, and he gets just apoplectic if you are not wearing a fashion-appropriate collar on your dress shirt.

And I'm the gay one because I engage in indoor cardio fitness activities?

Heinous duck killer
 

Not primarily because of that, but more due to the behind sex with other indoor cardio fitness enthusiasts of the male persuasion in the steamer room after the cardio-cyclical fitness activity. The former is more of an hors d'oevre, iyw.

Heinous duck killer
 

Watch yo back.

TM

Heinous duck killer
 

Funny you didn't question his drinking soy lattes. That was gay. Both his drinking them and your failure to question it are gay, for that matter.

funny commercial-Serious IT Question
 

http://www.muchosucko.com/video-awei...ommercial.html

Someone else (Thurgreed?) posted something from this site a few weeks back. this is a pretty funny commercial and the commercial is work appropriate. The popups maybe aren't.

The popups are "personal" ads from ladies who are "introducing" themselves with naked pictures. But what's unusual is that the ladies all live in my area. Is there "local recognition" cookie software out now, or do I just live in a slutty neighborhood (no Hank's mom jokes!)

I just have never noticed popups tailored to my locale, that's all.

Age Rant
 

IJTUIMMALB.

Age Rant
 

And what the hell does that mean?

Age Rant
 

I think that it means that ABBA's not the hand within the "grey pubes" sock.

Seriously, it's an abbreviation for "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."

Grizzly Man
 

It's funny and quite strange. The guy is kooky and delusional but very charming. The shots of Alaska and the bears are beautiful and you wish there was more of that than interviews (although the interviewees are pretty freaky/emotional/interesting). Much, much more interesting than March of the Penguins.

Age Rant
 

I thought it meant "I Just Took U In My Mouth And Licked your Balls"

funny commercial-Serious IT Question
 

It's based on your IP address which can be traced very easily by the server to your general location.

Penguins
 

I'm glad I'm not alone in thinking March of the Penguins was a snooze. Very cute, and refreshing in this heat, but the flutes and violins got to be a bit much. In fact, the overall sentimentality was too much. Not to be a scrooge, but all anthropomorphizing -- the talk about love and joy -- seemed silly in the context of what is obviously an overwhelming biological mandate.

Penguins
 

Yes. I am all for anthropomorphizing - I love Spongebob and Finding Nemo etc., but there is a very refreshing lack of it in Grizzly Man. The bears, foxes etc., are definitely wild animals.

Which is not to say that I didn't like March of the Penguins - I liked it a lot - but it was a little sweet.

Penguins are sensitive, to my needs.
 

Ahem. :hi:

In other news, Weezer's "Beverly Hills" is quite the catchy little tune. The mail room dude at opposing counsel's ofice looked a little shocked to see an old guy singing it yesterday in the elevator.

Penguins are sensitive, to my needs.
 

It sounds awfully like a Good Charlotte song. Who had that sound first?

Penguins are sensitive, to my needs.
 

Dude, that's cold. I think parts of it sound like a bit of a Cake rip-off. Which is a much nicer comparison than Good fucking Charlotte.

Penguins are sensitive, to my needs.
 

Board killer.

The good news is that smut purveryor Garrison Keillor can continue to say the word "breast" on the air.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/people_ke...NlYwMlJVRPUCUl

61*
 

I just watched this again on HBO. I forgot that they show McGwire breaking Maris's record at the end. Sosa hugs him afterwards. McGwire then pays his respect to the Maris family. What a load of shit. That record should still be Roger's.

For RP
 

Ah, motherhood.

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....47rORTY_dOsg--

Can I Vote Now?
 

Damn, it would have been fun to have a cowbell platform.

Candidates for president in ’08 need not fret — they will not be running against Christopher Walken.

An online campaign for the quirky actor — including a sober-sounding statement supposedly from Walken himself — is a hoax, his rep tells The Scoop.

“It’s time to be smart about our politics. It's time to get America back on track,” Walken is quoted as saying.

“[That site] made me laugh,” says spokeswoman Mara Buxbaum. “Chris has no involvement with it whatsoever. Chris doesn’t even own a computer — he doesn’t know from computers. I suspect it might be some prankster who enjoyed seeing Chris as secretary of state in ‘Wedding Crashers’ and now thinks he should run for president.”

walken for prez

61*
 

I saw this recently and thought it was pretty good. It's interesting that there's pretty strong supposition that Bonds, McGwire and Sosa all took steroids. McGwire cried about it, Bonds is pretty closely linked to Balco. Sosa has the weakest link, but everyone seems to think that he did, anyway.

I think that it's too bad that all this stuff will be swept under the rug because there will never be any proof. Same with Bonds v. Aaron. He can always play another year and hit 40 home runs, even without steroids. Then, he gets the benefit of both those records, even though both are steroid-aided.

Baseball's poor handling of steroids will have a lasting mark on the game.

Vibrator talk
 

Eva Longoria has been told to stop discussing vibrators. After the “Desperate Housewives” star confessed in an interview that she enjoys the devices, she says she’s received “truckloads” of them from admirers, but adds that her bosses at ABC have told her to avoid the topic in future interviews.

Why? Is it the Disney thing?

RT, she has truckloads. Doesn't she live in San Antonio?

61*
 

Fuck McGwire, Bonds and Sosa. Sosa would sell his first born to be able to get on camera. In my book, it's still Roger's (even though I hate the Yankees).

It's just strange that the coverage of McGwire breaking the record is seen in a completely different light now than when 61* was first released. Then, it was a celebration and a pretty neat transition. That's no longer so. The ending of the movie has taken a completely different meaning.

61*
 

Why isn't it still Babe Ruth's then? 8 less games makes a big difference.

Vibrator talk
 

Damnit, I talk about them all the time, and no one sends them to me in truckloads.

Hmph.

I'll be happy to take the torch if she feels she needs someone to advocate vibrators on her behalf.

Vibrator talk
 

Yeah, he comes on a plane.

What network is DH on?

Desperate Housewhiffs
 

How many vibrators are in a truckload? And did they send batteries? If they were sent to your sister, should they be thiskind of battery?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/powero...NlYwMlJVRPUCUl

61*
 

Yeah, that crossed my mind, too.

Vibrator talk
 

I've never come on a plane. Or in one.

Vibrator talk
 

I hate to stand in judgment, but that's definitely premature.

61*
 

Think he will? He's done for the year; I'm not so sure he comes back next year. And, if he does, it may look like one of Aaron's last two seasons, with 12 and 10 home runs. He'll be 42, out of the game for a year, and without the benefit of roids, on a gimpy knee that still isn't working right.

Less probably has the odds, but I might wager even money he doesn't break Ruth's tally, and figure his chances of surpassing Aaron are in the 10-20% range.

For RP
 

Awwww.

As I contemplate the wisdom I hope to share with my child, here is one pearl: once you have determined that an item in your wardrobe is simply too uncomfortable to wear, dispose of it. Do not wash it and put it back in your closet to torture you again, weeks later, after the memory of the torture faded enough in your mind and the fact that it was clean seemed a sufficient basis for wearing it.

Vibrator talk
 

Send her a letter knowing where she can off-load her excess.

Vibrator talk
 

I believe you meant this to read "airplane."

all of your "girlfriends" on those stuck-together pages of Penthouse and Club were relatively planar. to the extent you didn't mess the sheets, your first sentence is not factually true.

Vibrator talk
 

This might be the so-called pregnancy fog, or perhaps my life is too busy for me to concentrate, but lately I have even more trouble understanding you than usual.

This could be you
 

Vibrator talk
 

Hank, geometry jokes just aren't funny. Try some trig jokes instead.

Vibrator talk
 

Math is hard. Let's go shopping.

Vibrator talk
 

A plane is also a geometric term. beyond that I making reference to masturbation habits. to whit: I imply that pages from pornographic magazines that Coltrane may have used to excite himself were stuck together due to his spilling his seed (to "come") on these images, which are planes.

Vibrator talk
 

Lay off. Some of my best friends are trigs.