LawTalkers - Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Lorenzo Lamas is straight. And a total horndog. He has replaced her with some other woman who looks just like her and he was doing catcalls at her at a charity dinner that he emceed recently* (she was one of the fashion show models - I doubt she would have gotten the gig were it not for her emcee friend). Anyhoo... He was on this show called Are You Hot and he would come out with cheeseball lines like "There's a burrito in my pants that says you are indeed hot" and the like. It was really a shout-out to my reality tv peeps. Sorry for the confusion.

*hi, str8!

I am fondly remembering his South of the Border Combo Plate. And his golden retriever outfits. And when he told women that they were not hot bc their thighs did not touch at all.

robustpuppy

06-01-2005 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Just to close the circle, my non bf is a former lacrosse player. He has never struck me as gay or asexual notwithstanding my comment after the Jeff Garcia skanky girlfriend revelation.

Just to open the circle again, I lost my virginity to a lacrosse player.

(And no, he didn't come out of the closet afterward. Not true for my high school friends who lost their virginities to theater guys.)

mmm3587

06-01-2005 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
...cheeseball lines like "There's a burrito in my pants that says you are indeed hot" and the like....

Racist fuck. What, latinos don't deserve love, too? It's got to be an "italian sausage" or a "kilebasa" to get your nipples all casesensitive?

robustpuppy

06-01-2005 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Racist fuck. What, latinos don't deserve love, too? It's got to be an "italian sausage" or a "kilebasa" to get your nipples all casesensitive?

Chorizo.

paigowprincess

06-01-2005 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Racist fuck. What, latinos don't deserve love, too? It's got to be an "italian sausage" or a "kilebasa" to get your nipples all casesensitive?

You know, profane and vulgar really does not work for you. You just aren't good at it.

And I know its summer when the crowds bust out the beachchairs in my vagina.

notcasesensitive

06-01-2005 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Thank you for that. That was the most misunderstood tv show ever.

What happened on the Britney show last night? Any good reality prgoramming this summer? I missed the Desperate Housewivse phemon and tivo says it isnt in reruns. sniff.

I am on Tivo hiatus for the summer. Except for World Poker Tour. If I watch tv in the next couple of months, it is most likely that I will be watching some random History Channel, Travel Channel or Biography Channel show that catches my eye. In September I will welcome the Tivo back into my life. It will be a touching reunion.

greatwhitenorthchick

06-01-2005 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You know, profane and vulgar really does not work for you. You just aren't good at it.

And I know its summer when the crowds bust out the beachchairs in my vagina.

What does work for mmmmmnmmmmmm?

longwinded and whiney? no
faux-macho modelizer blustery? no
profane and vulgar? no

food for thought.

Mister_Ruysbroeck

06-01-2005 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
And I know its summer when the crowds bust out the beachchairs in my vagina.

/golfclap

paigowprincess

06-01-2005 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What does work for mmmmmnmmmmmm?

longwinded and whiney? no
faux-macho modelizer blustery? no
profane and vulgar? no

food for thought.

I enjoy his requests for romantic advice.

sebastian_dangerfield

06-01-2005 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
And I know its summer when the crowds bust out the beachchairs in my vagina.

I've read this four times. Still lost.

notcasesensitive

06-01-2005 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What does work for mmmmmnmmmmmm?

longwinded and whiney? no
faux-macho modelizer blustery? no
profane and vulgar? no

food for thought.

I sort of thought his vulgar/profane post to me was from GGG. Random black and white avatar and all. Oops.

sebastian_dangerfield

06-01-2005 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
/golfclap

An insidious disease. Hardly a joking matter.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-01-2005 04:15 PM

TV Food for Thought

From the Sports Guy, talking about the O.C. and TV parents:

"By the way, just once I want to watch a show where somebody has a parent who drinks too much, only it doesn't affect the people around them and actually makes them more fun to be around. I know people like this. You know people like this. Why aren't they on TV?"

ltl/fb

06-01-2005 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Football player. Former quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, and played for the Cleveland Browns last year. Think he may be somewhere else this coming season, as he did not play well in the Paris of Ohio.

http://www.informationleafblower.com...rcia-thumb.jpg

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww I feel gwink's pain. I now officially do not want to know who the people I have sex with have had sex with in the past, and so on and so on, just to avoid any potential pain like that. Yuck.

bold_n_brazen

06-01-2005 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww I feel gwink's pain. I now officially do not want to know who the people I have sex with have had sex with in the past, and so on and so on, just to avoid any potential pain like that. Yuck.

I'd also like to add that only Hawaaian guys should ever make that hang loose guesture with their hands. Everyone else looks absolutely ridiculous doing it.

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