Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 389753)

Hi!

Recently, musing over each day's latest ***BREAKING NEWS*** regarding Biglaw's latest reductions to the now modified RMSC, I realised that the revolutionary era of the Greedy Associate movement that was begun by the patriots and outliers of the profession, the Old Skoolers and assorted OBEs, over two decades ago on the old UseNet newsgroup boards, is over. Dead. Ka-put. Buried. R.I.P.

Of course, I am a corner office guy now, so (i) why do I give two shites???!, and (b) less money in their pockets means more First Growth Bordeaux for me.

Anyhoo, notwithstanding that brief moment of verklemptitude over the epic battles of my youth, all this reflectiveness has me thinking. For a change. So as I was sitting in my corner office today, looking out over the Sound and the Mountains, a crystal goblet of '88 Petrus in hand I realized, that ever since I started working in the law, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that all of all y'all have encountered me on these internets, that it has been on the worst day of my life.

Time. for. a. change. that. u. can. believe. in. Indeed. iykwimaittyad. Y.I.C. So, with that in mind, in an effort to break that chain. I retire.

Bye!

yff,

P

Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 389753)

Hi!

Recently, musing over each day's latest ***BREAKING NEWS*** regarding Biglaw's latest reductions to the now modified RMSC, I realised that the revolutionary era of the Greedy Associate movement that was begun by the patriots and outliers of the profession, the Old Skoolers and assorted OBEs, over two decades ago on the old UseNet newsgroup boards, is over. Dead. Ka-put. Buried. R.I.P.

Of course, I am a corner office guy now, so (i) why do I give two shites???!, and (b) less money in their pockets means more First Growth Bordeaux for me.

Anyhoo, notwithstanding that brief moment of verklemptitude over the epic battles of my youth, all this reflectiveness has me thinking. For a change. So as I was sitting in my corner office today, looking out over the Sound and the Mountains, a crystal goblet of '88 Petrus in hand I realized, that ever since I started working in the law, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that all of all y'all have encountered me on these internets, that it has been on the worst day of my life.

Time. for. a. change. that. u. can. believe. in. Indeed. iykwimaittyad. Y.I.C. So, with that in mind, in an effort to break that chain. I retire.

Bye!

yff,

P

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 389765)

Today's mail included a jury duty summons. But not just any jury summons, a grand jury summons. My county keeps a grand jury paneled (or whatever the word is) at all times and each one meets generally once a week for four months. I'm not sure if this means I definitely will be on the grand jury unless I find a way to get off or it it works like the regular juries where they call lots of people in but only pick some of them.

I'm also not sure whether this would be really interesting, really creepy or a huge PITA.

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 389765)

Today's mail included a jury duty summons. But not just any jury summons, a grand jury summons. My county keeps a grand jury paneled (or whatever the word is) at all times and each one meets generally once a week for four months. I'm not sure if this means I definitely will be on the grand jury unless I find a way to get off or it it works like the regular juries where they call lots of people in but only pick some of them.

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 389765)

I'm also not sure whether this would be really interesting, really creepy or a huge PITA.

Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 389753)

Hi!

Recently, musing over each day's latest ***BREAKING NEWS*** regarding Biglaw's latest reductions to the now modified RMSC, I realised that the revolutionary era of the Greedy Associate movement that was begun by the patriots and outliers of the profession, the Old Skoolers and assorted OBEs, over two decades ago on the old UseNet newsgroup boards, is over. Dead. Ka-put. Buried. R.I.P.

Of course, I am a corner office guy now, so (i) why do I give two shites???!, and (b) less money in their pockets means more First Growth Bordeaux for me.

Anyhoo, notwithstanding that brief moment of verklemptitude over the epic battles of my youth, all this reflectiveness has me thinking. For a change. So as I was sitting in my corner office today, looking out over the Sound and the Mountains, a crystal goblet of '88 Petrus in hand I realized, that ever since I started working in the law, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that all of all y'all have encountered me on these internets, that it has been on the worst day of my life.

Time. for. a. change. that. u. can. believe. in. Indeed. iykwimaittyad. Y.I.C. So, with that in mind, in an effort to break that chain. I retire.

Bye!

yff,

P

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 389773)

Oh. Look. Penske is announcing his retirement. Again.

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 389773)

Oh. Look. Penske is announcing his retirement. Again.

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 389776)

I thought we'd all retired.

Should we be following Penske to the new AARP lawyers board or something?

Originally Posted by Shape Shifter (Post 389791)

YWIA.

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 389792)

Boggles the mind. http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wor...pg?w=415&h=482

Originally Posted by Shape Shifter (Post 389791)

YWIA.

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/