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paigowprincess 06-01-2005 05:14 PM
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The answer only makes a difference for filing but not posting purposes. If yes, it goes in two files.
I read this four times and I am still lost.

taxwonk 06-01-2005 05:19 PM
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I can only guess, but I'll go with singing Life is a Cabaret?
Well, back when I was a goalie, I would have invited you to come hear the music play.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-01-2005 05:24 PM
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I suspect it's similar to sorority pillowfights.
We would line up bottles and see how many we could knock down with our cranks. It's just like when Daniel LaRusso attempts to break numerous pieces of ice in "Karate Kid Part II". Miyagi backs Daniel in a bar bet that he can karate chop through six slabs of ice. Daniel, ever the underdog, doesn't believe he can do it. But Miyagi has faith in his pupil. Like "the crane" technique in the first film, "the drum" is a move that Miyagi teaches Daniel from the hand-held noisemaker popular in Japan. It's just like that scene, except we used our dicks instead of our hand. And bottles instead of ice. We even played Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love".

NotFromHere 06-01-2005 05:27 PM
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And then we'd all gay it up in the locker room, since soccer players are generally gay.
Tell me about it. And softball players. And women on crew. Hm.

notcasesensitive 06-01-2005 05:28 PM
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We would line up bottles and see how many we could knock down with our cranks. It's just like when Daniel LaRusso attempts to break numerous pieces of ice in "Karate Kid Part II". Miyagi backs Daniel in a bar bet that he can karate chop through six slabs of ice. Daniel, ever the underdog, doesn't believe he can do it. But Miyagi has faith in his pupil. Like "the crane" technique in the first film, "the drum" is a move that Miyagi teaches Daniel from the hand-held noisemaker popular in Japan. It's just like that scene, except we used our dicks instead of our hand. And bottles instead of ice. We even played Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love".
That is so gay. Calling them "cranks".





(hi, gwinky!)

robustpuppy 06-01-2005 05:28 PM
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Tell me about it. And softball players. And women on crew. Hm.
What about lady race car drivers?

I love the demure Jackie O look she's got going on with her hair in that picture.

Hank Chinaski 06-01-2005 05:30 PM
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We would line up bottles and see how many we could knock down with our cranks. It's just like when Daniel LaRusso attempts to break numerous pieces of ice in "Karate Kid Part II". Miyagi backs Daniel in a bar bet that he can karate chop through six slabs of ice. Daniel, ever the underdog, doesn't believe he can do it. But Miyagi has faith in his pupil. Like "the crane" technique in the first film, "the drum" is a move that Miyagi teaches Daniel from the hand-held noisemaker popular in Japan. It's just like that scene, except we used our dicks instead of our hand. And bottles instead of ice. We even played Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love".
Have you seen "Mean Machine"? It's a British remake of "The Longest Yard". The story is exactly the same except the Prisoners/Guards compete at Soccer not Footoball. Of course in "Mean Machine" the trannie prisoners didn't have to just be cheerleaders, several of them made the team.

ltl/fb 06-01-2005 05:34 PM
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Have you seen "Mean Machine"? It's a British remake of "The Longest Yard". The story is exactly the same except the Prisoners/Guards compete at Soccer not Footoball. Of course in "Mean Machine" the trannie prisoners didn't have to just be cheerleaders, several of them made the team.
Mmmmmm, cashews.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-01-2005 05:36 PM
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We even played Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love".
Damn you.

Hank Chinaski 06-01-2005 05:37 PM
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Mmmmmm, cashews.
If it were healthly I'd like to live solely on cashews, macadamia nuts, grapes and scallops. oh, and bacon. It wouldn't be healthly though.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-01-2005 05:37 PM
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Have you seen "Mean Machine"? It's a British remake of "The Longest Yard". The story is exactly the same except the Prisoners/Guards compete at Soccer not Footoball. Of course in "Mean Machine" the trannie prisoners didn't have to just be cheerleaders, several of them made the team.

"Victory" is the only other underdog-prisoners-play-a-sport-against-hated-guards/fascists movie I've seen.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-01-2005 05:39 PM
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Damn you.

"I am the MAN who will FIGHT for your honnnnnour..."

Replaced_Texan 06-01-2005 05:40 PM
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Tell me about it. And softball players. And women on crew. Hm.
Half of my rugby team was sleeping with the other half. Breakups made practice a fucking pain in the ass.

robustpuppy 06-01-2005 05:41 PM
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macadamia
Hey, Macarena!

notcasesensitive 06-01-2005 05:41 PM
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"I am the MAN who will FIGHT for your honnnnnour..."
[You will score more points by pointing out that you followed Canadian/UK quoting rules.]


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