but what's a hurrishave?
 

You just made the ultimate argument for do adult crime, do adult time. Which I bet is a position you support, ironically. I am not opining myself.

but what's a hurrishave?
 

Oh, I meant Less and Spanky.

but what's a hurrishave?
 

I must disagree. You should enjoy the fact they are having fun. Their is nothing more unnatural than watching a bunch of children completely behaving themselves. It is almost kind of creepy.

but what's a hurrishave?
 

Combine the years they both last saw 25, and you have got someone who doesn't qualify as cougarbait.

but what's a hurrishave?
 

Are you really whiffing this bad?

but what's a hurrishave?
 

I don;'t think I am. How do you think I am whiffing?

Does it have anything to do with hurrishaves, whatever they are?

but what's a hurrishave?
 

You know I love you Paigs, platonically, like a fearless leader, but in defence of getting arrested, its okay to do if you are young (pre-21) and its a minour offence (for which you do no hard time, npi). It makes your cocktail chattery reminisces when you are an old married more colourful and yet more pathetic at the same time.

I have been in lock-ups twice, with schackles, more times as a lega defence attorney (but that's not relevant here) and with 20/20 hindsight, it was no bigg deal. Turns out there really isn't a permanent record. STS.

but what's a hurrishave?
 

Or soothing. There's a line.

You want the kids kicking your seat on the airplane? Grabbing your arm with their sludgy hands as they run by?

Anyway, the point is, kids should have a baseline respect for the police. Being encouraged in not having it can result in problems for them later, e.g. resisting arrest when they decide to drive really fast and hide when they see the lights go on behind them after they run a red light.

but what's a hurrishave?
 

2. That was my point. When I came of age in the 60s you could still get awa with stuff through college. Watergate fucked that all up.

but what's a hurrishave?
 

I am no stranger to the slammer myself. All it left me was a great idea for a Details article that I was too lazy to write.

but what's a hurrishave?
 

I don't know what a hurrishave is, but Spanky may want to do that to his 25-y-o new gf, whom he met when out with less.

but what's a hurrishave?
 

Right. She is probably very hairy, being from the medittereanean.

did you nkow that Spanky is a modelizer?

but what's a hurrishave?
 

You looked good. Radiant. Hot in a raphaelistic way. But with more clothes on. Sort of.


I disagree. There are no non-kid places. Public places are public. private places ultimately are by admission by greenback. If the kids have the money to purchase the seats, god bless their little asses. Following that my point is sensibilities are subjective. I find kids by their presence, even annoying kids, less irritating than I find most adults. And its not the fact that the adults are running around and yelling. Its that they are breathing. Some of those annoying kids may feel the same way about you.

The only plane flight or restaurant meal I would truly enjoy would include just me, my chosen guests and the servants (eg: pilot, cook, waiters, as applicable). In fact I had a lovely meal at my club the other night where the only people in the 200 capacity dining room were myself and my date (and the waiter and the sommelier). best.dinner.ever.

but what's a hurrishave?
 

Kids play in my yard all the time. And my house is "in bounds" for hide and seek. They scream and giggle all the time. That is really easy to tune out. Its like the birds chirping in the trees. The only time I get distracted is when their parents come around thinking they are doing me a favor by yelling at them and telling them to be quiet (or keep it down) Mr. Spanky is working. One of the mothers was over here last week and about every two mintues she came up with an excuse to discipline her kids. Keep your voice down, don't pull on the branches when picking the fruit, don't get the dog excited. I felt like saying - either relax and shut up or get the hell out of here. Of course, I said nothing.

When I am on an airplane the same thing happens. Don't tease your sister, don't play with your hair. It is the parent that are worried about being embarrased by their kids that bother me. No one (except for freaks like fringey) expect your kids to act like adults so stop trying to get them to act like adults.

but what's a hurrishave?
 

yes, what is a hurrishave?