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I'm just happy that this discussion has unmasked another Britisher in disguise. Good show, TM.

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I had no idea such a thing existed either until Friday night. I am not certain, but I think it was this one. It was heavenly.

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Rolling Stone has announced that it has conclusively established the 500 Greatest Songs of All Time Ever.

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/sto...rank/pagenum/1

I guess I'm still feeling mellow enough after the long weekend that I can't get all sebby over something this stupid.

And this mermaid

http://www.wlra.us/hb/hbmermaid.jpg

makes me wonder how Mounds View, MN got its name, though it does answer questions about why bilmore spends so much time kayaking.

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yum. box wine.

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Not sure what's meant there, but in any event I'm guessing you'll need at least a small ladder.

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Yes, what is it about the leverage? If it's up on the counter, you can't get the leverage right. Also if the bottle has a wax top or plastic cork you are better off using something like this made by Henckels. It also opens beer.
My advice - get both.
http://usa.zwilling.com/images/gadge...updated_06.jpg
http://usa.zwilling.com/images/gadge...updated_08.jpg

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I am not at all surprised that Minnesota is far and away the leader of the pack with the most entries in the Gallery of Huge Beings, with only Illinois even coming close. Moreover, the Gallery does not even include the giant snowman that I have biked past more times than I can count.

http://www.worldslargestthings.com/m...ta/snowman.htm

God, that thing freaks me out. It almost makes me think it is a bad idea to go riding while high.

Almost.

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Hope that was it. I just ordered it.

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We climbed on this while high. We had to form a pyramid to get up - it involved very intricate maneuvers. Luckily we were in complete control of our senses.

http://www.icomm.ca/emily/pictures/dryden.jpg

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I was prepared to be all amazed by a huge snowman, but it's just concrete in the SHAPE of a snowman. What a gyp. I want my money back.

I do like the trapdoor in the ass, though.

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Exploding lava lamp kills man
KENT, Wash. - A man who placed a lava lamp on a hot stovetop was killed when it exploded and sent a shard of glass into his heart, police said.
Philip Quinn, 24, was found dead in his trailer home Sunday night by his parents.

“Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don’t know,”

I found it funny that they had to add this at the end...Police found no evidence of drug or alcohol use.

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When I watch NFL games on Fox and see the Falcons designated through a tiny graphical clip of the lower left edge of the bird's wing, I don't quite get the point of it then, either.

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Hard to believe you were in complete control of your senses, given the size of that cloud of pot smoke behind you.

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Look, they lost the magical hat, and the original melted.

So do you want a concrete snowman, or do you think the crowds will come visit a bucket of fucking water?

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If I can't have a real snowman, I don't want a snowman at all.

I can't believe no one is making trapdoor-in-the-ass jokes.