Definitely NSFW.
 

Gives a whole new meaning to eharmony's refrain that claims the service is better than "a picture and a paragraph."

Definitely NSFW.
 

I can't imagine too many chicks interested in a guy based on what his dick looks like.

I like the comment on that site that says something like "I am trying to imagine how this guy could have made this picture less appealing."

Definitely NSFW.
 

Men know how effective it is to do this on dating sites. Women will see the pictures and thing, "Hmmm. That looks like the cock of someone with whom I can form a meaningful, lasting relationship."

Slave's Shooter
 

Hey, here's Slave's:

http://www.bushdoctrine.net/images/cheney_gun.jpg

What woman could resist.

Jack Russell Terrier
 

Or insane. You know that you sound a bit crazy given the fact that we live in basically the same neighborhood and my commute reliably takes less time than yours, right?* Of course, Biggie was shot in my 'hood (have I, uh, mentioned that before, like multiple times already?), so maybe you're afraid of the "urban" vibe over there.


*15-20 minutes. Not traffic dependent. Always less than 30 minutes including elevator time (at home and work).

Jack Russell Terrier
 

You are magically blessed. I think it could not possibly take me less time to get to my work from your place than from my place, but maybe you live in magic land and it would?

Slave's Shooter
 

Dear GGG,

We took a vote and we have all decided that you may no longer post here on Mondays. The loss of ad revenue traffic is starting to hurt. You are welcome to post on politics, where no one really reads each others' posts, or LWK, where the posters are just so starved for any attention that they read anything. We thank you for your understanding in this matter.

Best,

Flinty

There was no thrusting whatsoever
 

I can understand why someone would want to pretend to be a paralegal. Glamorous and exciting. I, on the other hand, pretend to be someone who cares about her job. I just don't do it very convincingly.

And now I think I'm done Wonking. Carry on.

Jack Russell Terrier
 

We aren't talking about getting to your work. We are talking about the awful commute into downtown. Look at your post that I quoted. I have no opinion about commuting to Century City from our hood, I just think it's odd that you are detached from reality about how easy the commute into downtown is from there.

Jack Russell Terrier
 

Oh. OK. I forgot what I had posted on Friday and didn't read. Nifty! I still would not have taken the job, because I would not have had your experience to draw on, and I would have been drawing on the experience of a friend who lived in Westwood and worked downtown, whose commute was, in her opinion, very unpleasant. And if I had never moved here, or even really interviewed for the job, based on my perception of the commute, you and I would probably not really be in touch much. I suppose this whole thread might have played out the same way, and I would *just now* be learning that I could have lived somewhere presumably nice (though I don't think I can afford your building) and worked downtown, and not had a bad commute.

It's like a whole alternate reality!

Jack Russell Terrier
 

My commute this morning was a 15 minute walk in the rain.

You remember what rain it, don't you?

Jack Russell Terrier
 

Water from the sky? Scary.

Actually it looks like it sprinkled here last night.

Definitely NSFW.
 

I am on eharmony and another dating site (no dick pics sighted yet) and what's interesting is that I am getting contacted by a lot of ex-pat Canadians. None of them show any particular promise, except one guy who emailed me a few days ago who is pretty hot. But it's weird. There's nothing in my profile that gives any indication that I'm Canadian, but I seem to be attracting them.

Definitely NSFW.
 

I am pretty sure that on nerve.com and craigslist you can see a whole cornucopia of dick pictures.

Definitely NSFW.
 

Literal meaning: Horn of plenty. Heh.