LawTalkers - A Black Hole of Happiness

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am on eharmony and another dating site (no dick pics sighted yet) and what's interesting is that I am getting contacted by a lot of ex-pat Canadians. None of them show any particular promise, except one guy who emailed me a few days ago who is pretty hot. But it's weird. There's nothing in my profile that gives any indication that I'm Canadian, but I seem to be attracting them.

I had no idea that you were religious too. Weird.

pony_trekker

07-23-2007 01:34 PM

Definitely NSFW.

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I think using "eh" instead of a period and spelling the word "aboot" are dead giveaways.

ThurgreedMarshall

07-23-2007 01:45 PM

There was no thrusting whatsoever

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I can understand why someone would want to pretend to be a paralegal. Glamorous and exciting.

It was a great plan. Everyone respected everything she said because we knew she was a paralegal. But now that we know her complex, multi-layered posts were created by a secretary, I'm sure we won't be as impressed.

TM

Hank Chinaski

07-23-2007 01:54 PM

There was no thrusting whatsoever

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It was a great plan. Everyone respected everything she said because we knew she was a paralegal. But now that we know her complex, multi-layered posts were created by a secretary, I'm sure we won't be as impressed.

TM

I was once the number 1 guy about remembering and knowing every reference there was here. I go on vacation for 1 week and all of a sudden I am without the most basic moorings.

Did I ever confess that i'm actually a truck driver? I started posting here when I was thinking about going to law school if I ever go to college.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-23-2007 02:12 PM

There was no thrusting whatsoever

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Did I ever confess that i'm actually a truck driver? I started posting here when I was thinking about going to law school if I ever go to college.

Liar. There is no way you could drive a truck and post as much as you do.

Mr. Man

07-23-2007 02:13 PM

Jack Russell Terrier

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
My commute this morning was a 15 minute walk in the rain.

You remember what rain it, don't you?

That beats the 1 hour 14 minute commute on dry pavement that I had this morning. Turns out helicopters hovering over the roadway ahead is generally not good news.

Just last night, while sitting in an outdoor venue enjoying the smooth sounds of Snow Patrol and listening to some woman loudly recount her life story in the row behind us, I asked the question "when was the last time it rained?" I could not recall the answer, although I thought it was sometime in March. Magically, when I woke this morning, the air smelled of rain and there was condensation on the ground. I will use this date as a reset of my rain meter, based on this indirect evidence.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

07-23-2007 02:18 PM

There was no thrusting whatsoever

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Liar. There is no way you could drive a truck and post as much as you do.

And think of all the middle schools he'd have to find on route.

greatwhitenorthchick

07-23-2007 02:18 PM

Definitely NSFW.

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I had no idea that you were religious too. Weird.

And sexy too.

But that's not weird.

greatwhitenorthchick

07-23-2007 02:21 PM

Message from a Retired Poster

Penske (sniff) sends his regards.

patentparanyc

07-23-2007 02:25 PM

Message from a Retired Poster

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Penske (sniff) sends his regards.

I miss him.

ABBAKiss

07-23-2007 02:32 PM

There was no thrusting whatsoever

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
But now that we know her complex, multi-layered posts were created by a secretary, I'm sure we won't be as impressed.

How do we know this? I must have missed it! This is excellent.

I knew about Hank though.

Replaced_Texan

07-23-2007 02:34 PM

There was no thrusting whatsoever

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
How do we know this? I must have missed it! This is excellent.

I knew about Hank though.

But really, who didn't know about Hank?

ltl/fb

07-23-2007 02:40 PM

There was no thrusting whatsoever

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
How do we know this? I must have missed it! This is excellent.

I knew about Hank though.

I initially read "though" as "trough."

ThurgreedMarshall

07-23-2007 02:40 PM

Who woulda thought?

Remember when he looked like he actually might reach into the chest cavity of whoever was in the ring with him and pull out their still beating heart? Well, this is what Iron Mike looks like now:

http://www.bossip.com/wp-content/upl...tysontubby.jpg

TM

Tyrone Slothrop

07-23-2007 02:41 PM

Message from a Retired Poster

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Penske (sniff) sends his regards.

Alas, poor Penske! I knew him, gwinky; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

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