LawTalkers - Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

FWIW, my favorite song from the 2005 Grammy award winning album Genuis Loves Company is "Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word"

http://www.raycharles.com/images/alb...eniuscover.jpg

LessinSF

06-01-2005 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
He got the spelling right though.

Speaking of which, 51 (mostly Indian) kids will start at 10:00 a.m. Eastern time tomorrow and none of you are to mention anything about the results. Our local (entirely Indian) kid remains in play. I only wish I could bet this on the Internet.

Montecore

06-01-2005 06:47 PM

Tact (or lack thereof)

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Translation- I use socks to post my best homo jokes, but really those people make me squirm

That is so gay.

paigowprincess

06-01-2005 06:47 PM

Tact (or lack thereof)

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Or the other cheek?

This just falls on deaf ears. Its like teaching a pig how to piss in the wind.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-01-2005 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Take my small penis. Please!

How many small penises can you fit into a Yugo?

All of them!

sebastian_dangerfield

06-01-2005 06:50 PM

Tact (or lack thereof)

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
My son has a friend who is constantly making vaguely anti-black racist statements. Once he leaves I try and point out to my son that the things the kid says are wrong, but my kid sees them as more innocent. kids are tough to raise. maybe I should call the kid on them......

PS the lying down Paigow was to distinguish from regular Paigow, and because I figured out how to do it. I couldn't do it on an angle though :mad:

Tell the little fucker not to say that shit around your house, but don't get all judgmental... The kid gets the shit at home, and he'll tell his folks, who'll in turn defensively give you a face full of shit for "meddling" to cover their own asses. But they can't give you any shit for telling their kid what he can and can't spew in your house. Its your house.

sebastian_dangerfield

06-01-2005 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Whiffaloopsa- I was offering a possible reason why Sebastian might seeing him as the greatest evildoer in history or whatever he called him. Personally, I have several friend that are middle eastern actors.

Do I really need to explain the "why" to you?

Shape Shifter

06-01-2005 06:52 PM

Tact (or lack thereof)

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
This just falls on deaf ears. Its like teaching a pig how to piss in the wind.

I got it. Does this mean I'm no longer dumbest?

Shape Shifter

06-01-2005 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Do I really need to explain the "why" to you?

You have slurred the greatest Egyptian actor in history. I think an explanation is in order.

Anne Elk

06-01-2005 06:54 PM

Going postal?

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Speaking of which, 51 (mostly Indian) kids will start at 10:00 a.m. Eastern time tomorrow and none of you are to mention anything about the results. Our local (entirely Indian) kid remains in play. I only wish I could bet this on the Internet.

http://www.spellingbee.com/05bios/273.jpg

I wonder what his middle name is.

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Matt enjoys drawing, and he is especially interested in creating graphic novels. He likes to surf the Internet and play games on his computer. Matt’s favorite music group is Evanescence, and his favorite kind of food is Chinese food. In his spare time he may be found watching fantasy or science fiction movies.

Replaced_Texan

06-01-2005 06:54 PM

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I went to check and see how our kids are doing. Only two Texans out so far. And fuck me, those are hard words.

I wonder if they're handing out Xanax to prevent fainting after last year's Drama!

paigowprincess

06-01-2005 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I got it. Does this mean I'm no longer dumbest?

You are the penultimate mandumbest if I am in a position to make that judgment. I would like to see some mixed doubles with sunny and nfh at the Dumb Open. How do you look in light blue pastel? I wouldnt know.

Replaced_Texan

06-01-2005 06:58 PM

Going postal?

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Originally posted by Anne Elk quote:

Matt enjoys drawing, and he is especially interested in creating graphic novels. He likes to surf the Internet and play games on his computer. Matt’s favorite music group is Evanescence, and his favorite kind of food is Chinese food. In his spare time he may be found watching fantasy or science fiction movies.

How is it possible that this kid has "spare time" doing anything but memorizing dictionaries?

Shape Shifter

06-01-2005 06:58 PM

Tact (or lack thereof)

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You are the penultimate mandumbest if I am in a position to make that judgment. I would like to see some mixed doubles with sunny and nfh at the Dumb Open. How do you look in light blue pastel? I wouldnt know.

What does penultimate mean?

robustpuppy

06-01-2005 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What does penultimate mean?

It would have been funnier if you had asked how it was spelled, dummy.

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