LawTalkers - Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Does anyone actually know anyone who makes disability jokes? Or is it just too shameful and embarrassing to pull off in real life?

I'm sure you know someone who pulls out something like this from time to time:

Q: What's better than getting a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Not qualifying to compete in the Special Olympics.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

06-01-2005 07:14 PM

Because I like to share

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
bad songs

Forever young, indeed.

Anything That Moves

06-01-2005 07:15 PM

I just adore a penthouse view

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I will date anything that moves. But I have high standards otherwise. Priorities.

Though my heart belongs to fringey . . .

Whoooo-hooooo! New York, here I come!

greatwhitenorthchick

06-01-2005 07:15 PM

Tact (or lack thereof)

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Unless anything says you look like Audrey?

that's fine. As long as he is not what my friend now calls "vulgar-boxing-boy."

paigowprincess

06-01-2005 07:16 PM

Tact (or lack thereof)

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I'm sure you know someone who pulls out something like this from time to time:

Q: What's better than getting a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Not qualifying to compete in the Special Olympics.

Oh yeah, thats a goodie. And isnt there one about the great thing about getting head from dwarfs? Tha you can put a six pack on their head?

Anything That Moves

06-01-2005 07:16 PM

Tact (or lack thereof)

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Unless anything says you look like Audrey?

No, that's ok. I'll just remember not to call chick boxing "vulgar". (<-------- Look!) And I care not for the chip on her manicure.

paigowprincess

06-01-2005 07:19 PM

Because I like to share

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Forever young, indeed.

It would be kinda cool to be an old, rich guy who just keeps building up his own personal army. I think I would run off and buy some island for my tribe. Import a few member of the outside gene pool for flava.

notcasesensitive

06-01-2005 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
And yet you STILL would not make out with me. Sigh.

Wait! I've reconsidered my stance on that issue.

SlaveNoMore

06-01-2005 07:22 PM

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paigowprincess
This just falls on deaf ears. Its like teaching a pig how to piss in the wind.

Or a dog how to stop at a red light.