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Atticus Grinch

05-13-2009 03:05 PM

Re: Word of the Day

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Originally Posted by John Phoenix (Post 389956)

Sexual congress between the parents only? Or with others, as the tabloids are suggesting?

Like I said, I think you should ask John and/or Kate. I think they would tell you "neither." Plus, I don't think The Other Woman is coming out and saying, "Hell, yeah I hit that."

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

05-13-2009 03:18 PM

Re: Maybe you're just doing it wrong?

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 389942)

Why? I'm with Sebby. I'm pro-bush. Not a fan of the full Brazilian.

I would wear Padma like a hat.

The question is, would sex get boring?

Hey, Padma, sorry, but I'd rather eat these salt 'n vinegar potato chips and watch TV.

Say what?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

05-13-2009 03:20 PM

Re: Word of the Day

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Originally Posted by mommylawyer (Post 389949)

And more importantly, he is smart enough to realize that when I am exhausted, he needs to pick up the slack...so I'll then come home to dinner cooked, homework checked, kids bathed and in pajamas, clothes for the next day laid out etc....

All that work and he still doesn't get the sex?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

05-13-2009 03:21 PM

Re: Word of the Day

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 389955)

Thanks, I'm tapped out of that race. The relation between number of present-day kids and number of further opportunities for conception is an asymptotic curve tending toward zero.

Plus, nothing discourages sexual congress quite so thoroughly and effectively as the last such experience resulting in a multiple birth. It's like aversion therapy. Ask John and Kate.

It's a reverse bell. If you just have a couple more, they'll start keeping each other occupied and it will be less work. It's all about getting to the other side of the curve.

This is why you should always get multiple pets and associates, too.

mommylawyer

05-13-2009 03:38 PM

Re: Word of the Day

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 389950)

You check your kids' homework?

To make sure its done... usually its done on MOnday, but we have a rule of you must read or do spelling for at least 20 minutes a day. He is still young enough that he doesn't have a lot of work, but how else is he going to learn not to be a slacker? Now if he chooses to be one later on, that is his problem, but it won't be because he didn't learn the right way at home....

mommylawyer

05-13-2009 03:39 PM

Re: Word of the Day

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Originally Posted by did you just call me coltrane? (Post 389953)

does he also blow himself?

i wish!!!!!!!!!

J. Fred Muggs

05-13-2009 03:45 PM

Re: Word of the Day

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Originally Posted by mommylawyer (Post 389962)

i wish!!!!!!!!!

Nothing better than the wife treating sex like a chore. Good thing that [INSERT POSTER NAME]'s wife/girlfriend is always ready for me.

mommylawyer

05-13-2009 03:46 PM

Re: Word of the Day

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 389959)

All that work and he still doesn't get the sex?

Well its not all that - its everyday life in motherhood.... but my point was that when he notices that I am tired, he picks up the slack in those areas so that I am less tired by the time the kids get home = more energy for him....

Shape Shifter

05-13-2009 03:46 PM

Re: Word of the Day

Quote:

Originally Posted by mommylawyer (Post 389962)

i wish!!!!!!!!!

Why?

Gattigap

05-13-2009 03:48 PM

Re: Word of the Day

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Originally Posted by Shape Shifter (Post 389965)