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Shape Shifter 05-10-2005 04:31 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are you proud of this joke? Or, as I suspect may actually be the case, did you cyber-blurt it out because it seemed funny at the time, but now you are a bit sheepish about having made it.
Why are you being such a dick? Usually you proselytize us from the puffy cloud upon which you live. Now you are raining the anger down like a thurgreed shitstorm.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-10-2005 04:33 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why are you being such a dick? Usually you proselytize us from the puffy cloud upon which you live. Now you are raining the anger down like a thurgreed shitstorm.
I'll be here for you when the time is right.

notcasesensitive 05-10-2005 04:34 PM

Runaway Bride
 
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Are you proud of this joke? Or, as I suspect may actually be the case, did you cyber-blurt it out because it seemed funny at the time, but now you are a bit sheepish about having made it.
I'm fairly sure that I'm mainly correct when I assert that it is the funniest thing I have posted all day, so I think I'll stick with it. Thanks for asking though.

Shape Shifter 05-10-2005 04:39 PM

Runaway Bride
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why are you being such a dick? Usually you proselytize us from the puffy cloud upon which you live. Now you are raining the anger down like a thurgreed shitstorm.
The Flower is overcompensating to try to stay in the good graces of the Newber, lo berry. The Flower feels that lo berry provides new blood that is the lifeline needed to keep the board alive. Unfortunately, The Flower's attempts to impress lo berry have initmidated other posters, which has chilled speech and the flow of vital law firm information which is necessary for the board to survive. I find it highly . . . I don't know . . . weird or something.

paigowprincess 05-10-2005 04:40 PM

Runaway Bride
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm fairly sure that I'm mainly correct when I assert that it is the funniest thing I have posted all day, so I think I'll stick with it. Thanks for asking though.
I am not quite sure why you don't get props for being a board hottie. I mean, I have met you and I may be hard pressed to come up with a prettier lady who writes here. Plus, you are funny. For awhile, you were stuck in the quantity-not-quality/is-she-NFH rut but you have really come a long way. Plus you drop what you are doing to travel to catch some live music and had the balls to walk away from amarriage that was beneath you. You move towards the sun. Why aren't you more worshipped around here?

Replaced_Texan 05-10-2005 04:41 PM

Runaway Bride
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
WHO FUCKING CARES?
2.

ETA: that is agreement, not an answer to the question.

taxwonk 05-10-2005 04:43 PM

Runaway Bride
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You move towards the sun. Why aren't you more worshipped around here?
Because Mr. Man is a big-assed sumbitch who I would not want to be looking to pound me into meatballs. And because she won't do married guys.

But she is smokin' like a shot of small-batch bourbon.

Pretty Little Flower 05-10-2005 04:43 PM

Runaway Bride
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why are you being such a dick? Usually you proselytize us from the puffy cloud upon which you live. Now you are raining the anger down like a thurgreed shitstorm.
I never proselytize. Because I don't give a fuck about what any of you actually believe.

Replaced_Texan 05-10-2005 04:44 PM

Runaway Bride
 
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Presecutors and the people who work for prosecutors hold a general disdain for all defense attorneys as a group. To go to the dark side would be shocking.
I'm guessing that you don't spend much time with either prosecutors or defense attorneys.

Replaced_Texan 05-10-2005 04:45 PM

Where have all the flowers gone?
 
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Guess I'll find out when McGillicuddy summarizes the transcript.
The summer clerks are already here?

Pretty Little Flower 05-10-2005 04:46 PM

Runaway Bride
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am not quite sure why you don't get props for being a board hottie. I mean, I have met you and I may be hard pressed to come up with a prettier lady who writes here. Plus, you are funny. For awhile, you were stuck in the quantity-not-quality/is-she-NFH rut but you have really come a long way. Plus you drop what you are doing to travel to catch some live music and had the balls to walk away from amarriage that was beneath you. You move towards the sun. Why aren't you more worshipped around here?
For the record, I have not met ncs, but also think she is a pretty lady. And I respect her sense of humor, too. Which is why I had to be tough with her. It's called tough love.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-10-2005 04:47 PM

Runaway Bride
 
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I never proselytize. Because I don't give a fuck about what any of you actually believe.
Give it back, dick.

Gattigap 05-10-2005 04:48 PM

Runaway Bride
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why aren't you more worshipped around here?

Hmm. Flinty, I guess someone has the monkey porn posting on ignore. Let this be a lesson to you -- the pursuit of your fantasies, however satisfying, can drive down that FB EQ ratio.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-10-2005 04:49 PM

Runaway Bride
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I never proselytize. Because I don't give a fuck about what any of you actually believe.
I am not quite sure why you don't get props for being a board hottie. I mean, I have met you and I may be hard pressed to come up with a prettier lady who writes here. Plus, you are funny. For awhile, you were stuck in the quantity-not-quality/is-she-NFH rut but you have really come a long way. Plus you drop what you are doing to travel to catch some live music and had the balls to walk away from amarriage that was beneath you. You move towards the sun. Why aren't you more worshipped around here?

paigowprincess 05-10-2005 04:51 PM

Runaway Bride
 
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Hmm. Flinty, I guess someone has the monkey porn posting on ignore. Let this be a lesson to you -- the pursuit of your fantasies, however satisfying, can drive down that FB EQ ratio.
1) Maybe this went down the week Tori Spelling got married, but I never got the monkey. Considering that I am not amused by that particular schtick(prob bc I don't know the genesis), he is sort of precluded from being a board hottie. ALso bc I doubt he is a pretty lady.

2) no 2.


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