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robustpuppy 05-13-2005 03:06 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Dunno, though I doubt it. She and I are taking off on Sunday to get the hell out of dodge.

I'm feeling the most sorry for Girl B, who I didn't know until last night is dating Guy A. I'd be a little irritated if my new boyfriend was trying to pulverize his ex-'s new boyfriend right in front of me.

I was standing on the other side of the bar explaining the situation to a bewildered friend as the fur was flying, so I don't know what was said.
wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute ... Guy A is seeing someone else? Since before or after Guy B started dating his ex? Did Guy B know this?

If I were Girl B I would be gone.

paigowprincess 05-13-2005 03:06 PM
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1. I love my dead, gay son!

2. The hair guy is not the "normal" gay son. There is no doubt that he is gay. The food guy is the one that could pass.

TM
1. What movie is that from? That sounds familiar.

2. Wrong. The hair guy is a big gay, right down to his tank top and product. The food guy is a big gay as well. Its the decorator that could pass.

Replaced_Texan 05-13-2005 03:07 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is Girl B from you network of friends? Just trying to see if hypocritical can be added to Guy A's resume.

I agree. It would suck to be Girl B.
No. I never knew her until after the breakup. I'm not sure if she's a real girlfriend or someone he's just fucking. She wasn't too happy last night.

Anne Elk 05-13-2005 03:08 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Dunno, though I doubt it. She and I are taking off on Sunday to get the hell out of dodge.

I'm feeling the most sorry for Girl B, who I didn't know until last night is dating Guy A. I'd be a little irritated if my new boyfriend was trying to pulverize his ex-'s new boyfriend right in front of me.

I was standing on the other side of the bar explaining the situation to a bewildered friend as the fur was flying, so I don't know what was said.
An even better Jerry Springer episode.

Girl B should run. Now.

Replaced_Texan 05-13-2005 03:09 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
1. What movie is that from? That sounds familiar.

2. Wrong. The hair guy is a big gay, right down to his tank top and product. The food guy is a big gay as well. Its the decorator that could pass.
1. Heathers.

2. They're all gay and it's ridiculous to suggest that any one of them could be mistaken for otherwise. With the exception of the 22 year old Fratboy and some Bears, the show shoves all of the stereotypes down our throats.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-13-2005 03:09 PM
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Ah,so the Juicy sweatsuits have made their way to Philly? That must be a good look on your people.
It ain't bad on the little girls who work it. Ikinda dig the way those sweatsuits grasp the ass, but the ones with the words all over the ass look stupid. Interferes with my ability to study the contours of the wearer's ass, thereby frsutrating the entire purpose of such body flattering clothing.

Shape Shifter 05-13-2005 03:09 PM
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
An even better Jerry Springer episode.

Girl B should run. Now.
Girl B should run straight to Guy B for our continued entertainment.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-13-2005 03:12 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
1. What movie is that from? That sounds familiar.

2. Wrong. The hair guy is a big gay, right down to his tank top and product. The food guy is a big gay as well. Its the decorator that could pass.
Why do the gays dig the tank top and the Freddie Mercury look? Most gays have pretty good taste. Whats with the Judas Priest attire fixation and the exposed armpit hair? Fucking nasty.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-13-2005 03:12 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Girl B should run straight to Guy B for our continued entertainment.
Or to RT. Or RT's sister. That would be entertaining.

Shape Shifter 05-13-2005 03:14 PM
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Why do the gays dig the tank top and the Freddie Mercury look? Most gays have pretty good taste. Whats with the Judas Priest attire fixation and the exposed armpit hair? Fucking nasty.
nfh?

ThurgreedMarshall 05-13-2005 03:14 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm feeling the most sorry for Girl B, who I didn't know until last night is dating Guy A. I'd be a little irritated if my new boyfriend was trying to pulverize his ex-'s new boyfriend right in front of me.
That ain't cool. Not inviting Guy B and Girl A to your parties is understandable, as would be giving the cold shoulder. But, if he wants to fight over his ex, in front of his new gf, I hope Guy B bones Girl B too.

TM

Replaced_Texan 05-13-2005 03:14 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Or to RT. Or RT's sister. That would be entertaining.
She likes my tits. I'll see what I can do.

For the entertainment of the board.

NotFromHere 05-13-2005 03:16 PM
ew
 
SAN JOSE, Calif. - Police say the finger that a woman found in a bowl of chili came from an associate of her husband’s who lost the digit in an industrial accident.

robustpuppy 05-13-2005 03:17 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Girl B should run straight to Guy B for our continued entertainment.
They'd all better be careful. There's a pregnancy epidemic out there.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-13-2005 03:17 PM
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They're all gay and it's ridiculous to suggest that any one of them could be mistaken for otherwise. With the exception of the 22 year old Fratboy and some Bears, the show shoves all of the stereotypes down our throats.
Sounds like someone has been blowing Carson.

TM

Replaced_Texan 05-13-2005 03:18 PM
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Sounds like someone has been blowing Carson.

TM
ewwww

robustpuppy 05-13-2005 03:18 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sounds like someone has been blowing Carson.

TM
Moist cat food ...

paigowprincess 05-13-2005 03:19 PM
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There's a big fat bloated unattractive whiff.
New category for SHifter Homeposting party. Biggest whiffer. Sebby whiffs about one in every three posts. For someone who is so savvy about lying and when he is being lied to, he doesnt' even get one third of the conversations. Its so ironic (hi plf!).

And Happy Friday the 13th to y'all. I am glad to note that all of the good posters have showed up so far. We got Sebby, and TM, and GWNC, and Sebby and RP and Wonk and Sebby. All we need is the gorgeous ncs, wood, plf and sebby and I think everyone would agree that this is the good kind of Friday the 13th. Not the kind where you get followed home from a party at 3 am and get choked at knifepoint by a guy in a leather jacket.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 05-13-2005 03:19 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Or to RT. Or RT's sister. That would be entertaining.
RT's spending the weekend with Girl A, so Girl B would have to head out with RT's sister.

That leaves Guy A with Ann but Guy B all alone. Who ends up with Guy B? And is Flinty still with Slave?

Replaced_Texan 05-13-2005 03:20 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
New category for SHifter Homeposting party. Biggest whiffer. Sebby whiffs about one in every three posts. For someone who is so savvy about lying and when he is being lied to, he doesnt' even get one third of the conversations. Its so ironic (hi plf!).

And Happy Friday the 13th to y'all. I am glad to note that all of the good posters have showed up so far. We got Sebby, and TM, and GWNC, and Sebby and RP and Wonk and Sebby. All we need is the gorgeous ncs, wood, plf and sebby and I think everyone would agree that this is the good kind of Friday the 13th. Not the kind where you get followed home from a party at 3 am and get choked at knifepoint by a guy in a leather jacket.
*sniff*

paigowprincess 05-13-2005 03:21 PM
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So I'm hitting .320. Shoot me.
WHOA.

Actually you are hitting .333

Alex_de_Large 05-13-2005 03:23 PM
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Cat drinking chunky breast milk. Moist cat food, moist cat food.
While eating a dripping roast beef sandwich. Don't forget that.

Alex_de_Large 05-13-2005 03:24 PM
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2. Both of them act very straight.

I recommend the hair guy's haircut. I used to work this complicated longer haired gig which usually just degraded into a bad mess. My wife told me I looked old, so I got the Hair Guy's haircut. Mine doesn't look half as good as his, but the fucking thing is really easy to deal with. You just get up, run your hands through your hair, mess it up, put some of this pomade shit in it so its stays messed and then leave. Takes like 20 seconds.
Are you a "Dapper Dan" man?

notcasesensitive 05-13-2005 03:24 PM
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Why do the gays dig the tank top and the Freddie Mercury look? Most gays have pretty good taste. Whats with the Judas Priest attire fixation and the exposed armpit hair? Fucking nasty.
The gays I know who like the tank tops think they have attractive arms. And my guess is that they are attracted to other guys with attractive arms, so they think of tank tops as the juicy couture butt huggers (no writing) of the gay world. Though butt huggers are also welcomed with open sleeveless arms in the gay guy world.

notcasesensitive 05-13-2005 03:25 PM
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WHOA.

Actually you are hitting .333
Actually he would be hitting .667 (or .666666666666 etc.) if your 1/3 whiff theory is correct.

Crap. I think I was just tricked into posting a lame "avocados are not vegetables" sort of a post. And Sebby is around to bust me for it.

Alex_de_Large 05-13-2005 03:26 PM
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1. What movie is that from? That sounds familiar.
"Heathers"

robustpuppy 05-13-2005 03:27 PM
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Actually he would be hitting .667 (or .666666666666 etc.) if your 1/3 whiff theory is correct.
Such a pretty timmy.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-13-2005 03:28 PM
yay
 
the gorgeous ncs has joined us. Now if only plf and ironweed and dtb were here. And bnb. And a bunch of others. I wish you all were here too.

And ABBA. where the fuck is she. And coltrane.

paigowprincess 05-13-2005 03:30 PM
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It ain't bad on the little girls who work it. Ikinda dig the way those sweatsuits grasp the ass, but the ones with the words all over the ass look stupid. Interferes with my ability to study the contours of the wearer's ass, thereby frsutrating the entire purpose of such body flattering clothing.
You know, you are about six years, one kid and a rotaion of the wife's fake tits from becoming Taltos.

Nut Case, Sensitive 05-13-2005 03:32 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
New category for SHifter Homeposting party. Biggest whiffer. Sebby whiffs about one in every three posts. For someone who is so savvy about lying and when he is being lied to, he doesnt' even get one third of the conversations. Its so ironic (hi plf!).

And Happy Friday the 13th to y'all. I am glad to note that all of the good posters have showed up so far. We got Sebby, and TM, and GWNC, and Sebby and RP and Wonk and Sebby. All we need is the gorgeous ncs, wood, plf and sebby and I think everyone would agree that this is the good kind of Friday the 13th. Not the kind where you get followed home from a party at 3 am and get choked at knifepoint by a guy in a leather jacket.
Oh, Nuts!

bold_n_brazen 05-13-2005 03:32 PM
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the gorgeous ncs has joined us. Now if only plf and ironweed and dtb were here. And bnb. And a bunch of others. I wish you all were here too.

And ABBA. where the fuck is she. And coltrane.
Here I am!

I'm just trying to get over my hurt that all that time I thought Wonk was flirting with me, he was only kidding.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-13-2005 03:32 PM
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And Happy Friday the 13th to y'all. I am glad to note that all of the good posters have showed up so far. We got Sebby, and TM, and GWNC, and Sebby and RP and Wonk and Sebby. All we need is the gorgeous ncs, wood, plf and sebby and I think everyone would agree that this is the good kind of Friday the 13th. Not the kind where you get followed home from a party at 3 am and get choked at knifepoint by a guy in a leather jacket.
Look at you. Kissing our collective ass, like it was freshly shaved. What's next, sending fuzzy dice to a Jamaican as a thank you for the Big Mac?

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-13-2005 03:35 PM
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Oh, thats not true. Do you litigate? If so, you're a salesman. Or a failure.

I think we'd both do exceptionally well. People like us have trouble lying to family and friends. But I have no trouble lying to anyone else. I won't lie to you until I either (a) develop a dislike for you or (b) realize you're lying to me. Then I'll lie all the fucking time to you, about shit I don't even need to lie about. Hell, I'll do it just for laugh. Lying to pricks is a mental way of punching them in the teeth. Its a complete lack of respect. If you can work that dichotomy in your personality, you can eembellish and twist the truth as it it needs to be twisted in sales....
Oh, I can sell the law. But I'm terrible at schmoozing, which you seem to be pretty good at. Actually, I am capable of schmoozing, but it makes me want to TUIMMALB, so I don't do it often.

paigowprincess 05-13-2005 03:35 PM
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*sniff*
Jesus. I am so sorry. RT. I just havent been folliowing this Guy A Girl B saga. All I know is that when someone does some mantraipping, she might have choices as to who to reel in until the pat test comes in.

I think I also forgot Hank and Those Crazy FBers From the Bay Area.

Note to NFH: I would have includedd you but your links are getting increasingly irrelevant. THey are like the punchline froM Letterman circa ten days ago but without the gloss.

paigowprincess 05-13-2005 03:39 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Actually he would be hitting .667 (or .666666666666 etc.) if your 1/3 whiff theory is correct.

Crap. I think I was just tricked into posting a lame "avocados are not vegetables" sort of a post. And Sebby is around to bust me for it.
Not to worry, Pretty Lady. Your gay guy arms posts more than made up for it.

Shape Shifter 05-13-2005 03:40 PM
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Jesus. I am so sorry. RT. I just havent been folliowing this Guy A Girl B saga. All I know is that when someone does some mantraipping, she might have choices as to who to reel in until the pat test comes in.

I think I also forgot Hank and Those Crazy FBers From the Bay Area.

Note to NFH: I would have includedd you but your links are getting increasingly irrelevant. THey are like the punchline froM Letterman circa ten days ago but without the gloss.
Don't forget lo-berry. I know he's a Newber, but his contributions are valuable nonetheless.

paigowprincess 05-13-2005 03:40 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
the gorgeous ncs has joined us. Now if only plf and ironweed and dtb were here. And bnb. And a bunch of others. I wish you all were here too.

And ABBA. where the fuck is she. And coltrane.
ABBA!!! And Coltrane!!! How could I forget them? Thats the problem with these inclusive lists. You always forget to include someone. IW oudl be a disaster accepting an academy award.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-13-2005 03:41 PM
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Most gays have pretty good taste. .
Like their taste in music?

Shape Shifter 05-13-2005 03:46 PM
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Like their taste in music?
Sebby's a huge Erasure fan.

paigowprincess 05-13-2005 03:50 PM
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Here I am!

I'm just trying to get over my hurt that all that time I thought Wonk was flirting with me, he was only kidding.
Not to worry, Sour Girl. I am pretty sure he'd :hit:

RT, why is the I'd HIT IT smiley gone but :weakest: still here?


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