Vibrator talk
 

Remind me to close my shutters.

Tommy Lee goes to college
 

Tommy Lee reports to be really like botany.

"Of all the classes Lee took, the subject he really connected with was botany."

"I think I was a tree or something in a past life," the 42-year-old rocker told reporters recently, according to AP Radio. "I've always been attracted to nature.

Nature? Or the tutor?

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/SHOWBIZ/...e.reidmann.jpg

Vibrator talk
 

Huh?

Clear writing is like good manners. It makes things easier for everyone.

Vibrator talk
 

I didn't know Coltrane was such an enthusiast.

http://www.modelairplanenews.com/Com.../130/m0510.jpg

Vibrator talk
 

Coltrane jacks off and comes on the naked girl pictures so he has "come on a plane."

Vibrator talk
 

Oh. So you probably already know how many of them it takes to screw in a lightbulb.

Vibrator talk
 

I don't get it.

Catman
 

Catman has moved to Whidbey Island. Where he will be away from the normal people.

He has detachable whiskers and fanged dentures,
to be one with his totem, the tiger.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABP...2002441501.jpg

Stalking Cat, 47, has received so many surgical and cosmetic procedures he's lost count. And he says all of them — from full-face tattoos to fanged dentures to steel implants for detachable "whiskers" — have been done to achieve oneness with what he calls his totem, the tiger.
But some doctors contend that Stalking Cat displays a form of body dysmorphic disorder, which affects one's perception of personal appearance to the point of obsession.

Vibrator talk
 

That was laugh out loud funny. Thanks, Coltrane.

Vibrator talk
 

I didn't get that one. What is a trig?

Vibrator talk
 

Ew. What kind of pig reads porno mags during a flight?

Vibrator talk
 

Forget it. He went off on a tangent.

Vibrator talk
 

You are making no sense today whatsoever. I think you should have given up right after that egregious use of "less" instead of "fewer" a few posts ago.

[And hat's off to Whole Foods, which is one of the few stores to have a "10 Items or Fewer" express line. It actually makes me giggle with glee when I see a place get it right.]

Tommy Lee goes to college
 

So I watched the last half of the Comedy Central Roast of Pam Anderson yesterday and I have a few observations:

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1. Tommy Lee = not funny; not good at reading teleprompter jokes; not good looking
2. Pam Anderson = funnier than expected
3. Pam Anderson's top = see-through
4. Pam Anderson's headlights = on
5. Comedy Central = no attempt to conceal Pam's nipples
6. Courtney Love = trainwreck
7. Funniest part = at end, when everyone stood up to clap after Pam Anderson's speech and Courtney Love fell down the steps on the dias and nearly flattened Pam Anderson (as if that is possible), followed by Pam shouting "Jesus Christ!" (I believe it was unscripted)

Vibrator talk
 

You really are the sine qua non of this board, aren't you?

Tommy Lee goes to college
 

Are ripped jeans like that back in?

Tommy Lee goes to college
 

Did he really say this?

“One of the roasters, Greg Giraldo, said, ‘Pam, you being the star of a show about books and reading, is like Tom Cruise starring in a show about vaginas,’ ” according to a source.

Vibrator talk
 

Don't you realize all of us let you get away with a typo a few hours ago? tit for tat?

Catman
 

Is there a before photo? It is too bad that he is also a big fat. I bet he wishes he were sleek and strong like his totem. What are some other options for totems? I need a new schtick.

Vibrator talk
 

You should have expressed this as "LOL."

Tommy Lee goes to college
 

Please tell me this will be aired again.

Vibrator talk
 

You didn't let me get away with it, if I remember correctly.

Tommy Lee goes to college
 

He was not in the half of the show that I watched. Which contained mainly large cock and gaping gash (and ass) jokes. This sounds relatively tame. I take it you think it was crazy because of the likelihood of Cruise filing suit against him?

61*
 

With or without steroids, thanks to the enhanced science of training techniques and year round nature of the sport, 42 today is different than 42 when Aaron was finishing up. He may not hit 50 but he will definitely be able to crank out 30 plus in a year for a few more years. If.he.comes.back. (and I am not pro or con Bonds)

Vibrator talk
 

When you need an explanation like this for a double entendre, it probably was not an entendre, let alone double.

Catman
 

Merde! Is the Inn at Langley fenced?

Vibrator talk
 

W-A-T-E-R

Let's make friends B.
Tell us what you think would be a fair tax structure, you know if you were starting up your own country- no restrictions!

Vibrator talk
 

And, with that, this posting arc is complete.

Tommy Lee goes to college
 

Probably 20-40 times this week. I may Tivo it. So as to watch Courtney's fall frame by frame.

This could be you
 

The prices at the place I pass on the way to work were higher than that for "plus" and "supreme" today, but slightly lower than that for "regular." And I use regular, so I am not jealous.

Vibrator talk
 

I don't know latin but if that means "dumbest" someone else already invented it.

Tommy Lee goes to college
 

Indeed. Well put together show.

Tommy Lee goes to college
 

The uncensored version is on late night on Friday (i.e. early Saturday).

This could be you
 

There is a place, south of here, where the gas is listed as $4.09. And they're very proud of it.

This could be you
 

You go there so you won't be bothered by the riff raff?

Catman
 

No. So lock your door and be careful when you are out hiking as the Catman may pounce at any moment. Or be attacked by a bear. That would be fun to see the Catman attacked by a bear.

Catman
 

No. It would be terrifying. It would be fun to see the Catman attacked by a Yorkie.

Catman
 

I wonder if the hot tub is in the room? If it is, the hot tub and the wine are all I need. I think the massuese is in-call.

Catman
 

My black lab likes cats. In a predatory sort of way. Perhaps I could bring him to Whidbey.

Vibrator talk
 

The Planes Indians practiced polygamy, and one chief had three squaws. The first squaw lived in a teepee of elk hide, the second in a teepee made of buffalo hide, and the youngest in a teepee of hippopotamus hide.

Then he slept with each wife on the eve of his great hunting trip.

He was gone nine moons and when he returned, he went into the elk hide teepee and found that his wife had borne him a son. Likewise, in the buffalo hide teepee, that squaw, too, had borne him a son. So, imagine his surprise when he found twin baby boys in the hippopotamus hide teepee.

This just proves that ...

The squaw of the hippopotomus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides .



That might be a geometry joke.