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How is that inconsistent with her bieng mid-20s? Haven't you ever been in a Ruth's Chris or Palm? You've never had cocktails at the Four Seasons, surrounded by men in their 40s and 50s with their "um-nieces?"

greatwhitenorthchick

09-02-2005 12:59 PM

Saving animals etc

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Does eating them count as "saving"? Just checking.

Only if they accepted Jesus as their lord and savior beforehand.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

09-02-2005 01:03 PM

NOLA

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
People are inherently bad.

2. It's irrational to have any faith in humanity.

sebastian_dangerfield

09-02-2005 01:03 PM

Saving animals etc

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Only if they accepted Jesus as their lord and savior beforehand.

Have you baptized your pets? My cats hated it, but they'll thank me in Heaven.

Where they will be able to talk.

Shape Shifter

09-02-2005 01:04 PM

Saving animals etc

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Have you baptized your pets? My cats hated it, but they'll thank me in Heaven.

Where they will be able to talk.

Mine said they just didn't believe.

Hank Chinaski

09-02-2005 01:08 PM

Saving animals etc

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Mine said they just didn't believe.

Living down 'round yall's parts, you'd do well to find you a labrador that can snake handle.

sebastian_dangerfield

09-02-2005 01:09 PM

Saving animals etc

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Mine said they just didn't believe.

I had a Yorkie like that. Heathen insisted his bowl be pointed toward Mecca. I boiled him for stew in a Penskesque fit of rage after 9/11.

Or was that after Clay Aiken lost?....

Penske_Account

09-02-2005 01:13 PM

Saving animals etc

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Have you baptized your pets? My cats hated it, but they'll thank me in Heaven.

Where they will be able to talk.

The babyjesus loves all of God's creatures, big and small. Furry or shaven.

NotFromHere

09-02-2005 01:15 PM

Saving animals etc

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I had a Yorkie like that. Heathen insisted his bowl be pointed toward Mecca. I boiled him for stew in a Penskesque fit of rage after 9/11.

Or was that after Clay Aiken lost?....

Have you started your "Labor Day celebration" early?

And will you share?

notcasesensitive

09-02-2005 01:16 PM

NFH - I Have Now Watched Rockstar INXS

[Spoilers follow sort of for people who haven't watched Wednesday night's show.]

So I'll give you my final 3. I think Mig, Suzie and Marty. If JD makes it any past next week, it will only be because the Executive Producers like to have him there to stir up shit in the house. He sucks ass. It is clear to me that Mig wins this thing. Saying who leaves when before that moment is a bit tougher, because it depends to some degree on how people vote. My guess is that Mig and Suzie (who has realy stepped up her game, despite the fact I don't think she's their future lead singer) are my bet for the final 2.

Poor Jordis is setting herself up to leave. Despite having the best voice of the bunch. Think she's just tired from the strain of living in the house or something?

sebastian_dangerfield

09-02-2005 01:17 PM

Article on Shaving

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
The babyjesus loves all of God's creatures, big and small. Furry or shaven.

Did you see the piece inyesterdays Times about laser hair removal? Said something like 30% of women are totally bald these days. Pretty funny article - lots of unintentionally funny quotes from docs/waxers.

NotFromHere

09-02-2005 01:17 PM

On a lighter note

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Forgot this part. Saint's ain't comin' to LA. Several of the assholes who run the league (Hi, Mr. Jones!) have from time to time declared, with noses skyward, that they'll expand to Los Angeles only when Angelenos decide to pay boatloads of bucks to the league, and even then only if we ask nicely.

To which (some community leaders aside), LA has responded with a yawn, a contented burp, and a return to the 8 billion other things to do on a Sunday (including watching the other teams on TV).

What you should do, is take the fucking Rams back, make them a fucking AFC team. That's what you should do.

Penske_Account

09-02-2005 01:18 PM

NFH - I Have Now Watched Rockstar INXS

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So I'll give you my final 3. I think Mig, Suzie and Marty. If JD makes it any past next week, it will only be because the Executive Producers like to have him there to stir up shit in the house. He sucks ass. It is clear to me that Mig wins this thing. Saying who leaves when before that moment is a bit tougher, because it depends to some degree on how people vote. My guess is that Mig and Suzie (who has realy stepped up her game, despite the fact I don't think she's their future lead singer) are my bet for the final 2.

Poor Jordis is setting herself up to leave. Despite having the best voice of the bunch. Think she's just tired from the strain of living in the house or something?

Spoiler alert?

notcasesensitive

09-02-2005 01:20 PM

NFH - I Have Now Watched Rockstar INXS

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Spoiler alert?

Spoiler on my guesses? You know, then, of my ability to predict the future? I've been trying to keep that under wraps. Guess I should go ahead and retire Ty@50 now.

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