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Flinty_McFlint 05-13-2009 03:56 PM

Re: Maybe you're just doing it wrong?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 389970)
You show me a hot girl and I'll show you a dude who's sick of fucking her.

TM

I don't know, that sounds like a pretty shitty deal for me. I think I'll just keep my hot girls for myself until a better offer comes along.

Shape Shifter 05-13-2009 04:04 PM

Re: Word of the Day
 
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Originally Posted by mommylawyer (Post 389968)
Didn't say it was a CHORE, just wish he could do it himself.... No problem with saying its not my favorite thing in the world ....

Then it's probably not his favorite thing, either.

Hank Chinaski 05-13-2009 04:27 PM

Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in. .
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 389970)
You show me a hot girl and I'll show you a dude who's sick of fucking her.

TM

tell that to whoever is banging Eva silverstein

http://www.superstringtheory.com/people/gifs/evas.jpg

Eva Silverstein with her favorite equations

Shape Shifter 05-13-2009 04:33 PM

Re: Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in. .
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 389974)
tell that to whoever is banging Eva silverstein

http://www.superstringtheory.com/people/gifs/evas.jpg

Eva Silverstein with her favorite equations


These guys?

Quote:

Recent Students
Yun Song (on to Oxford)

Allan Adams (on to Harvard)

Michal Fabinger (on to Harvard)

Alex Saltman (on to Columbia)
Daniel Green

David Starr
http://www.stanford.edu/dept/physics...stein_eva.html

She changed her hair.

http://www.stanford.edu/dept/physics...culty/evas.jpg

Sidd Finch 05-13-2009 04:33 PM

Re: Word of the Day
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 389955)
Thanks, I'm tapped out of that race. The relation between number of present-day kids and number of further opportunities for conception is an asymptotic curve tending toward zero.

Plus, nothing discourages sexual congress quite so thoroughly and effectively as the last such experience resulting in a multiple birth. It's like aversion therapy. Ask John and Kate.

As I started saying after kid # 3 -- we figured out what causes it, and stopped.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 05-13-2009 04:33 PM

Re: Word of the Day
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shape Shifter (Post 389973)
Then it's probably not his favorite thing, either.

This makes me soooo sad.

Hank Chinaski 05-13-2009 04:36 PM

Re: Word of the Day
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 389976)
As I started saying after kid # 3 -- we figured out what causes it, and stopped.

you started taking the TV in for repairs instead of letting the repairman come over during the day?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-13-2009 05:07 PM

For Coltrane, RT:
 
Wilco, the album, is streaming now.

http://beta.wilcoworld.net/records/thealbum/index.php

mommylawyer 05-13-2009 05:11 PM

Re: Word of the Day
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 389977)
This makes me soooo sad.

Why? I don't care what they profess, anyone who says they enjoy everything equally or tremendously is a big fat liar... He enjoys it, so I do it, but as I said, if he could do it himself... I wouldn't be mad...

Fugee 05-13-2009 05:20 PM

Re: Word of the Day
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mommylawyer (Post 389981)
Why? I don't care what they profess, anyone who says they enjoy everything equally or tremendously is a big fat liar... He enjoys it, so I do it, but as I said, if he could do it himself... I wouldn't be mad...

Are we talking about the sex in general or just the blowing?

Shape Shifter 05-13-2009 05:31 PM

Re: Word of the Day
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mommylawyer (Post 389981)
Why? I don't care what they profess, anyone who says they enjoy everything equally or tremendously is a big fat liar... He enjoys it, so I do it, but as I said, if he could do it himself... I wouldn't be mad...



If he could do it himself, you wouldn't be married.

mommylawyer 05-13-2009 05:37 PM

Re: Word of the Day
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 389982)
Are we talking about the sex in general or just the blowing?

The blowing...

mommylawyer 05-13-2009 05:39 PM

Re: Word of the Day
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shape Shifter (Post 389983)
If he could do it himself, you wouldn't be married.

That's ridiculous... the intimacy in a marriage goes far beyond a blow job... and if not, when her jaw gets tired, pull out your checkbook....

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-13-2009 05:52 PM

Re: Word of the Day
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mommylawyer (Post 389984)
The blowing...

With that attitude you really need to change your avatar. Very misleading.

Adder 05-13-2009 05:59 PM

Re: Word of the Day
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mommylawyer (Post 389985)
That's ridiculous... the intimacy in a marriage goes far beyond a blow job... and if not, when her jaw gets tired, pull out your checkbook....

I think Shifty was getting at his incentives, and likely the focus of his attention, if he were capable of doing it himself, rather than commenting on spectrum of value to a marriage.


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