In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

Christy Canyon?

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

I though she was merely hugely-breasted? Who knew she had I-95 between her thighs?

Heather steals my inventino again!
 

salon writers read this board. From the tv column:

Now we know that all we need to be happy is to watch it on TV. Thank you, Drunk Asshole Hotel!

I invented thte Thank you blank with exclamation mark. But I do credit her with calling Madonna "Mad Dog"

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

In my experience, its not so much size as much as the height of the vagina on the pelvic bone. Some chicks have the "High V" and some chicks have the "Low V". The placement impacts what positions you can use most effectively with the woman. For example, dog style may be a bit uncomfortable with a Low V chick because you can get waaaay up in there, whereas pounding away missionary style on a High V chick will cause her some discomfort.

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

we had tight asses once, didnt we Mother? Now its the Pacific Ocean out back and the Atlantic Ocean up front. I guess that makes the Taint the United States.

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

Perhaps from his Asian co star, Floppy Woo?

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

Or the Panama canal.

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

Floppiness is genetic. I went out with a chick in high school who was normally built in every regard except for a floppy set of lips that looked with a waterlogged venus flytrap between her legs. She made those cartoon vaginas from the animated sequences in The Wall look conservative. Appalling. At the end of the date, I chided her for not warning me. "I could have goddamn drowned... You nearly kicked in my gag reflex!"

As to a cooter looking bigger on smaller skinnier girls, no shit. Of course it looks bigger. Any man who's ever showered in a group shower will tell you skinny small guys appear to be well hung. Its a trick of the brain - you perceive their dicks bigger because the body they're connected to is that much smaller.

As to fat girls having tighter cooters, no shit again. The same principle is at work when a submarine implodes at tremendous depth.

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

What do you mean by "we"?

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

Or cheesecake.

Ode to Thurgreed wherever she is
 

p_l_flower: Help me out.
paigowprincess: just whiffing. that is all
p_l_flower: Just a random whiff?
p_l_flower: A whiff non sequitor?
p_l_flower: (My favorite kind)
paigowprincess: your general whiffage of the sebby variety
p_l_flower: MY whiffage?
p_l_flower: MY whiffage???
p_l_flower: My dear, I NEVER whiff.
p_l_flower: Unless done for irony sake.
p_l_flower: Or just for laughs.
paigowprincess: the royal your
paigowprincess: whiff
p_l_flower: You whiffed with your whiff
paigowprincess: whiff
p_l_flower: You whiffed on your whiff of a whiff. It is a double metawhiff.
paigowprincess: I knoew you took the "your" to mean you as a chance to say "my dear" which I invented, so your wfiff acc is a whiff

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

I was going for a different meaning.

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

I'm waiting for the part where you fucked her mother. Or sister.

If Sebby had read the article, he would know that the lips werent what was flopping. It was the woo. but I imagien that floppy lips would be like eating a soggy salty greasy roast beef sandwich?

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

I just made a phone call...apparently the lucky friend of mine who slept with sisters said they were completely different in that area.*


*but equally slutty (for control purposes -- I'm trying to be a little scientific here).