LawTalkers - [hi less!!!]Where Everyone Knows Penske's Socks Don't Suck[/hi less!!!]!!!

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
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Well, he didn't get cut so you can still watch him next week but it looks like his days are numbered.

Just went and checked the recap online. I almost put in my original post that I'd bet he was also right (his flaw is his temper, not his legal ability). But he wasn't. Without a writing, the website was a not a work made for hire and the independent contractor owns it.

robustpuppy

08-05-2005 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No, but I've worked out which route I'll use to drag him back to my house so I can fuck his brains out.

The only proper way to interpret this is that you've found a route where you can find sufficient privacy to do it en route. Because if you can wait till you get to the house ... well then, can this relationship be saved?

Shape Shifter

08-05-2005 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No, I just used to eat a lot. Like a lot a lot. My mother would buy groceries for me specially - and my grocery bill was about the same as the rest of the family's. And I looked like Karen Carpenter. People thought I was bulimic but I wouldn't puke. Just freakishly high metabolism and huge appetite.

I can actually still eat a lot. Friends have encouraged me to go into competitive eating contests because I am pretty good. I have eaten three 14-oz steaks in 15 minutes, for example. I just don't have the super-high metabolism any more, so I would get fat if I ate as much as I could on a regular basis. Plus it is not good for you and I would like to stay healthy.

Now I want to go here and try to eat the free 72 oz steak
http://www.bigtexan.com/72oz.html

I've never been, but I've heard the steaks aren't that good. I can't imagine trying to choke down 5 pounds of shitty steak.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-05-2005 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I've never been, but I've heard the steaks aren't that good. I can't imagine trying to choke down 5 pounds of shitty steak.

What about 5 lbs of shitty steaming horseshit?

Shape Shifter

08-05-2005 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What about 5 lbs of shitty steaming horseshit?

It would be preferable to cat shit.

pony_trekker

08-05-2005 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
What do you all think:

Should I take the over or the under on a dude's ability to eat 50 donut holes in 10 minutes? I'm thinking that's damn near impossible.

Are you kidding? I ate 3 donuts this morning in under a minute.

Dunk
bite
swallow six times.

My claim to fame was eating a slice of pizza -- NY pizza, not a teeny tiny patch small pie slice -- in 2 bites. Whole slice shoved in my mouth in one bite, crust in 2d.

Miss Crabtree

08-05-2005 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No, but I've worked out which route I'll use to drag him back to my house so I can fuck his brains out.

http://photos23.flickr.com/31475733_2564ce402f.jpg?v=0

Shape Shifter

08-05-2005 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No, but I've worked out which route I'll use to drag him back to my house so I can fuck his brains out.

Like hell. You're going to sit at opposite sides of the house and text message each other incessantly.

Replaced_Texan

08-05-2005 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Like hell. You're going to sit at opposite sides of the house and text message each other incessantly.

But it'll be cute, right?

Shape Shifter

08-05-2005 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
But it'll be cute, right?

Extraordinarily cute. Text away.

notcasesensitive

08-05-2005 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Are you kidding? I ate 3 donuts this morning in under a minute.

Dunk
bite
swallow six times.

My claim to fame was eating a slice of pizza -- NY pizza, not a teeny tiny patch small pie slice -- in 2 bites. Whole slice shoved in my mouth in one bite, crust in 2d.

So you are the person that they make those giant sushi roll slices for. I've always wondered who had a mouth big enough for the 4" diameter pieces.

[insert blowjob joke here.]

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-05-2005 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So you are the person that they make those giant sushi roll slices for. I've always wondered who had a mouth big enough for the 4" diameter pieces.

[One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.

As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her: 'Darling, would you give me a blow job?'

Horrified, she replies 'Are you mad? My parents will see us!'

Him: 'Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?'
Her: 'No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?'
Him: 'Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!'
Her: 'No way. It's just too risky!'
Him (horny as hell): 'Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?'
Her: 'No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!'
Him: 'Oh yes you can. Please?'
Her: 'No, no. I just can't'
Him: 'I beg you ... '

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's little sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she says: 'Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for f*ck sake! Tell him to take his hand off the intercom...']

Flinty_McFlint

08-05-2005 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I just relooked at the website for that show (though I still haven't watched it). I think your lawschoolmate looks like the love child of Doogy Howser and Conan O'Brien in that group photo. No offence.

Just like Balty said, pretty.

pony_trekker

08-05-2005 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I've never been, but I've heard the steaks aren't that good. I can't imagine trying to choke down 5 pounds of shitty steak.

Back in about 1981, I drove past that place with a friend and was a fixin' to try to eat that steak. I went in and found out that if you didn't eat the whole dinner, you had to shell out $24.99. My friend acted like that was a million dollars (back then none of us could get approved for credit cards) and talked me out of it. We wound up eating a $5 steak at some truck stop up the road. He was like the goose that laid the golden egg "See that? I found us a steak that was just $5!"

pony_trekker

08-05-2005 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

So this family walks into a talent agent . . .

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