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I think Shifty was reading too much into a one-line joke, but whatever. I will happily admit that I never give blowjobs for my own enjoyment, but that doesn't mean I'm indifferent when I'm giving them or that I'm not enthusiastic about doing a good job because it's exciting to get somebody else off. And I don't think ML was saying anything different, but I'll let her defend herself.

This whole thread has made me crave potato chips, however. Coincidentally, the only chips I have at home at the moment are Lays.

I was mostly kidding, but when either person is largely phoning it in, chances are neither are enjoying it very much.

barely_legal

05-13-2009 06:56 PM

Re: Word of the Day

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 390003)

That rules out the Funyun cock ring approach to adding a little flavor to the married sex life.

The Lay's are stackables -- does that mean we're limited to the missionary position?

LessinSF

05-13-2009 06:57 PM

Re: Word of the Day

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Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 390006)

The Lay's are stackables -- does that mean we're limited to the missionary position?

Orgy.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

05-13-2009 06:58 PM

Re: Word of the Day

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 390007)

Orgy.

Bet you can't eat just one.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

05-13-2009 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 390008)

Bet you can't eat just one.

Why would you want to?

ltl/fb

05-13-2009 07:30 PM

Re: Word of the Day

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 389921)

it's chicken or the egg with people letting themselves fall apart and become less attractive too.

when we were say mid-30s (ten year anni) a friend asked us to do the Bob (host) side of a Newlywed game on Valentine's Day. 6 couples, 5 married for at least 5 years, one couple just dating for a year.

We wrote a question before New Years Day "It's Feb 14, 45 days into the new year. Have you and your husband made Whoopie 15 times this year?"*

The 5 married said no, the daters said yes, but what was most telling was no one had to think it through, the answers were all immediate.

I have not this year, to my knowledge.

Adder

05-13-2009 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 390013)

I have not this year, to my knowledge.

They haven't told you about Hank's visit yet then? It may be better not to know.

ltl/fb

05-13-2009 07:54 PM

Re: Word of the Day

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 390014)

They haven't told you about Hank's visit yet then? It may be better not to know.

I think my parents would have mentioned an out-of-towner who is a BOY.

J. Fred Muggs

05-13-2009 08:02 PM

Re: Word of the Day

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Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 390015)

I think my parents would have mentioned an out-of-towner who is a BOY.

TM says that Hank can't get off unless he's wearing a dress, heels, and full makeup. Your folks might have been confused.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-13-2009 08:25 PM

Re: Maybe you're just doing it wrong?

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 389942)

Why? I'm with Sebby. I'm pro-bush. Not a fan of the full Brazilian.

I would wear Padma like a hat.

For clarification, I am not rigidly anti-Brazilian. It makes some activities much more pleasant. Nor am I bluntly pro-bush. The preferred bush is low cut, and tightly tapered, enough to make out what's underneath while still preserving the contrast of the bush against the skin. I am not a disco mitt fan (though I do admit liking '70s Playboy centerfolds more than most of the present crop... but that's more of an anti-airbrushing thing).

sebastian_dangerfield

05-13-2009 08:26 PM

Re: Word of the Day

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Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs (Post 390016)

TM says that Hank can't get off unless he's wearing a dress, heels, and full makeup. Your folks might have been confused.

I wore a dress for a girl once. Green velvet, I think. Not good sex. Probably because she liked girls more than boys.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-13-2009 08:29 PM

Re: Word of the Day

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Originally Posted by mommylawyer (Post 389981)

if he could do it himself... I wouldn't be mad...

You would be when he left you.

STP: Damn you, Shifty!

ltl/fb

05-13-2009 08:31 PM

Re: Word of the Day

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Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs (Post 390016)

TM says that Hank can't get off unless he's wearing a dress, heels, and full makeup. Your folks might have been confused.

they'd have mentioned anyone who visited who they didn't know (of), unless you are suggesting NCS or Mr. Man brought him/her.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-13-2009 08:52 PM

Re: Maybe you're just doing it wrong?

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 389939)

So you're saying Rushdie got bored?

I am sorry, but you have lost all credibility.

Mare like Padma regained her sanity. He's a great intellect and a damn funny interview, but, well... There's a sort of, how would I say it -- glaring asymmetry in that coupling?

bold_n_brazen

05-13-2009 08:55 PM

Re: Word of the Day

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Originally Posted by Secret_Agent_Man (Post 389997)

What I don't understand is people, men or women, who aren't much interested in receiving it, but that is a topic for another day.

S_A_M

There are few things on the planet more unsatisfying than receiving lousy oral sex.

And sometimes it's easier to say that you aren't that into it than to say that you aren't that into it with that particular partner.

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