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In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Nice. My point was, how would you know that the floppiness is genetic? The evidence from Coltrane's friend who seems to have fucked his own sisters suggests otherwise.

What else would have caused it? Maybe her sister was tighter than the stitching on a catcher's mitt. I don't know.

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What else would have caused it?

Obviously not you.

I know, I know, you teed me up for that one.

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Or submarine.

Lets not confuse vaginal pressure with the chocolate submarine. They're close in some regards, but both metaphorically and physically, best not mixed.

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Obviously not you.

I know, I know, you teed me up for that one.

Ah, but you had to take it.

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Lets not confuse vaginal pressure with the chocolate submarine. They're close in some regards, but both metaphorically and physically, best not mixed.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My good man, thank you for taking me to task for my terrible grammar.

And thank you for pointing out the error on my birth certificate and my driver's license.

Because we need to counterbalance anti-Orcism with evil albino monks.

I'm about to save all youse who haven't read this book about eight hours of your life. No spoilers.

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The One-Minute DaVinci Code by Atticus Grinch

Teabing sat back in his seat, taking in his guests with a pedantic gaze, a patronizing smile curling his aristocratic lips. "You silly girl! You don't actually think those 2,000-year-old fairy tales are true, do you? Some other 2,000-year-old fairy tales are true instead, and conclusively disprove the first set of fairy tales! And how do we know? Because all the smartest people of the Dark Ages thought so, but kept it a secret for reasons known only to them."

Sophie was dubious. "But wouldn't we know all these things already? How could it all have remained a secret for so long?"

As Sophie spoke, Langdon gave a sudden start of realization. The surprise nearly compelled him out of his chair. Of course! He felt a flush of shame. How could he, a handsome world-famous Harvard symbiologist, have missed it? The sacred feminine, or yet another symbolic representation thereof! He knew what they had to do, and where they had to go next. He just needed time to think.

Outside, in the gathering darkness, an albino monk with a mysterious past crept closer. He said a prayer as he reflexively tightened his grip on the semiautomatic in his right hand.

Twenty minutes away, Bezu Fache got some news on his cell phone. His face was a grim mask.

Four thousand miles away, a charter jet carrying Bishop Aringarosa streaked across the gloom. His silent thoughts were troubled with possibilities.

Repeat 190 times.

There's a twist at the end, in that two of the above paragraphs are reversed. I won't spoil it by telling you which ones.

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.

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sebastian_dangerfield
Her sister was fucking hot, and she later became a naughty slut, but alas, when I knew slept with the elder sister, the younger sister was 12.

... so I just jacked off while thinking about her.

But only when she turned 14.

and when you were in Hawaii.

[otherwise, stay away from my niece fucko]

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
my niece fucko

Gosh you have some odd names in your family.

Because we need to counterbalance anti-Orcism with evil albino monks.

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I'm about to save all youse who haven't read this book about eight hours of your life. No spoilers.

There's a twist at the end, in that two of the above paragraphs are reversed. I won't spoil it by telling you which ones.

Not to get back on the whole black/white issue of Orcs, but wasn't the head Orc in Return of the King (the one that looked like Sloth from Goonies) basically albino?

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
my niece fucko

Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
Gosh you have some odd names in your family.

What, is Bilmore on vacation?

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.

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Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
And thank you for pointing out the error on my birth certificate and my driver's license.

Cut him some slack, 'man. He just left out an apostrophe.

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Her sister was fucking hot, and she later became a naughty slut, but alas, when I knew slept with the elder sister, the younger sister was 12.

... so I just jacked off while thinking about her.

First nuns, now children.

I shudder to think of what's left in the freak trifecta.

Hellooo, down there

In re: this disgusting thread:

The term of art for going down on someone such as this is "spelunking"

Hellooo, down there

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
In re: this disgusting thread:

The term of art for going down on someone such as this is "spelunking"

I prefer "swimming in the cenote."