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sebastian_dangerfield 05-13-2009 08:56 PM
Re: Word of the Day
 
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Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs (Post 390000)
GILFs know how to get it done.
Nice and gummy.

mommylawyer 05-13-2009 10:54 PM
Re: Word of the Day
 
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Originally Posted by Shape Shifter (Post 390005)
I was mostly kidding, but when either person is largely phoning it in, chances are neither are enjoying it very much.
Oh puh-leeze... I was walking away from this but who said anything about phoning it in? Are you serious? I'm hella good at it ... but like I said the first time, if he could do it himself, I wouldn't be mad....


And 2 on the receiving bad oral... makes you want to kick someone in the head... AND BECAUSE OF THAT, you never just phone it in....

Hank Chinaski 05-13-2009 11:02 PM
Re: Word of the Day
 
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Originally Posted by mommylawyer (Post 390029)
Oh puh-leeze... I was walking away from this but who said anything about phoning it in? Are you serious? I'm hella good at it ... but like I said the first time, if he could do it himself, I wouldn't be mad....


And 2 on the receiving bad oral... makes you want to kick someone in the head... AND BECAUSE OF THAT, you never just phone it in....
why have all the cool kids pm'd me saying they just read where you say "never?"

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 05-13-2009 11:03 PM
Re: Word of the Day
 
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Originally Posted by mommylawyer (Post 390029)
Oh puh-leeze... I was walking away from this but who said anything about phoning it in? Are you serious? I'm hella good at it ... but like I said the first time, if he could do it himself, I wouldn't be mad....


And 2 on the receiving bad oral... makes you want to kick someone in the head... AND BECAUSE OF THAT, you never just phone it in....
I'm just gonna sit on the sidelines here eating on chips.

Want a chip?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-13-2009 11:09 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
I can't believe my Tulsa hotel bar has Chimay on tap. Oklahoma is cool. I'd even take a less-than-enthusiastic BJ if I could drink a glass of Chimay during.

Hank Chinaski 05-13-2009 11:11 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 390033)
I can't believe my Tulsa hotel bar has Chimay on tap. Oklahoma is cool. I'd even take an less-than-enthusiastic BJ if I could drink a glass of Chimay during.
dude, tomorrow morning drive up to Bow Legs. you ain't been to Ok. until you've lunched at Bow Legs Center.

Adder 05-13-2009 11:47 PM
Re: Maybe you're just doing it wrong?
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 390017)
For clarification, I am not rigidly anti-Brazilian. It makes some activities much more pleasant. Nor am I bluntly pro-bush. The preferred bush is low cut, and tightly tapered, enough to make out what's underneath while still preserving the contrast of the bush against the skin. I am not a disco mitt fan (though I do admit liking '70s Playboy centerfolds more than most of the present crop... but that's more of an anti-airbrushing thing).
Less is better. Period. That a woman could hear that from a man and not understand that smooth things are eminently more lickable is baffling.

Adder 05-13-2009 11:49 PM
Re: Word of the Day
 
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 390023)
There are few things on the planet more unsatisfying than receiving lousy oral sex.

And sometimes it's easier to say that you aren't that into it than to say that you aren't that into it with that particular partner.
Just out of curiosity, what makes oral sex lousy? Never seemed too hard to me (although obviously there are stories out there about extraordinary incompetency, but I have always thought they must be primarily apocryphal).

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 05-13-2009 11:51 PM
Re: Maybe you're just doing it wrong?
 
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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 390036)
Less is better. Period. That a woman could hear that from a man and not understand that smooth things are eminently more lickable is baffling.
So you're with Shave on this?

Adder 05-13-2009 11:54 PM
Re: Maybe you're just doing it wrong?
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 390038)
So you're with Shave on this?
Except that I have no fuzzy sweaters. And Paigow has never been in my kitchen.

LessinSF 05-14-2009 12:42 AM
Re: Word of the Day
 
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Originally Posted by mommylawyer (Post 390029)
Oh puh-leeze... I was walking away from this but who said anything about phoning it in? Are you serious? I'm hella good at it ... but like I said the first time, if he could do it himself, I wouldn't be mad....

And 2 on the receiving bad oral... makes you want to kick someone in the head... AND BECAUSE OF THAT, you never just phone it in....
I was sitting this out, but my experience is most women who think they are "hella good" at it - are not. (See, e.g. every chick on reality TV who claims to be smart.) That is because every guy is different, and to be "hella good" at it is to recognize that whatever you have previously learned is likely wrong. What the last guy liked is "hella bad" for the next guy, but he may not tell you, although he may want to kick you in the head because you are providing bad oral.

Hank Chinaski 05-14-2009 01:03 AM
Re: Word of the Day
 
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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 390042)
I was sitting this out, but my experience is most women who think they are "hella good" at it - are not. (See, e.g. every chick on reality TV who claims to be smart.) That is because every guy is different, and to be "hella good" at it is to recognize that whatever you have previously learned is likely wrong. What the last guy liked is "hella bad" for the next guy, but he may not tell you, although he may want to kick you in the head because you are providing bad oral.
I have received teeth heavy BJs that I still enjoyed. There is no such thing as a bad one. There are certainly better ones, but as to "wrong kind" BJs it is kind of like Woody's take on orgasms in Annie Hall.

Secret_Agent_Man 05-14-2009 01:35 AM
Re: Word of the Day
 
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 390023)
There are few things on the planet more unsatisfying than receiving lousy oral sex.

And sometimes it's easier to say that you aren't that into it than to say that you aren't that into it with that particular partner.
True enough, no doubt.

Assuming hypothetically, though, that the giver has a noteworthy record of success with numerous other partners, that would still leave one puzzled that some folks just don't seem so interested in that as opposed to other activities. Some mysteries aren't meant to be solved.

S_A_M

mommylawyer 05-14-2009 08:31 AM
Re: Word of the Day
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 390042)
I was sitting this out, but my experience is most women who think they are "hella good" at it - are not. (See, e.g. every chick on reality TV who claims to be smart.) That is because every guy is different, and to be "hella good" at it is to recognize that whatever you have previously learned is likely wrong. What the last guy liked is "hella bad" for the next guy, but he may not tell you, although he may want to kick you in the head because you are providing bad oral.
"... noteworthy record of success with "numerous" other partners ..." (numerous in quotes because the numerous is within the sphere of people I have had sex with)

that's all.

Still not my favorite thing.....

I find this quite amusing ..the offense that I would honestly admit to that... such a bunch of sensitive penis owners. Just because it is the center of your world.... oh never mind...lol!

Actually transitioning this off of me.... How much of this is really about wanting the person giving to actually like/enjoy the giving of it? Seems if that is so critical, why aren't more straight guys taking blow jobs from gay dudes????

Adder 05-14-2009 11:36 AM
Re: Word of the Day
 
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Originally Posted by mommylawyer (Post 390045)
Seems if that is so critical, why aren't more straight guys taking blow jobs from gay dudes????

Two things:

1. Because they aren't gay, and

2. What makes you think that gay men enjoying performing any more than straight women?


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