Who hates the Good Sushi?
 

There, there, my sweet. Let's not get upset over a little plankton. It's not like they're cute like Bambi.

Who hates the Good Sushi?
 

Yay, I'm dumbest! Now I have a better excuse for my performance at work.

Who hates the Good Sushi?
 

Or Spanky. If somebody shot Spanky, say with a nail gun, because he put out wind chimes to attract deer, I'd be really upset.

Who hates the Good Sushi?
 

Don't forget to have the doctor masturbate you to keep the dreaded "hysteria" away.

Who hates the Good Sushi?
 

I need to stop projecting an aura of calm when I go to the doctor's office.

Who hates the Good Sushi?
 

You can probably do whip-its. Stop off at Kitchen Kapers on the way home.

I used to meander in there in a suit on Friday and pick up three boxes of the old nitrous. The old lady behind the counter was utterly confused. She'd just give me this disapproving look. She knew I was not making whipped cream, but was never really sure what I was up to.

I can almost see her turning and whispering to her co-worker. "I know he's putting those in his anus, Mabel."

Who hates the Good Sushi?
 

It took me a second to figure out what you were talking about. I think I was distracted by the idea that you would shop at a cutely named store, even for untraditional reasons.

I think I've ranted about this before, but I fucking HATE cutely named shoppes and avoid them on principle. Would it really confuse people if you spelled it Kitchen Capers? It's still alliterative even if you don't fucking spell Capers with a K, dimwitted shoppe owner!!

By the way, is anybody else mistaking Sebby-with-an-avatar for Coltrane?

Who hates the Good Sushi?
 

Yes. It's disconcerting, possibly even hysteria inducing. I obviously need treatment.

Who hates the Good Sushi?
 

"How was your day at the office, honey?"

"Well, Miss Parsons from over in Herndale had wicked hysteria. I think she gave me the carpal tunnel."

Who hates the Good Sushi?
 

Does it have to be a doctor? Can I have a young NBC flunky do it instead?

And, like rp and RT, I think you are Coltrane now with the avatar.

I'm concerned
 

Will some kind fb'er in or near to the Detroit area please check up on Hank? He hasn't been posting much, and the posts he does make are awfully low-key, even bordering on depressed. I know he's neither blonde, nor a woman, nor strangely into deer, but for god sakes his sudden disappearance should create a little concern/airplay. You all should be fucking ashamed.

Who hates the Good Sushi?
 

I have found the Device depicted below to be Fool-Proof in the relief of Feminine Discomfort, no doubt due to its Modern Electric Design.

http://goodvibes.com/graphics/museum...ilton_a-03.jpg

I'm concerned
 

Maybe someone should masturbate him. It's good for the mental health.

I'm concerned
 

What if we are already fucking ashamed, but about other things?

BTW, FWIW, I still don't know what happened to Bilmore, so if we're firing up the Mystery Machine maybe someone could clear that one up first.

Who hates the Good Sushi?
 

Yes, and it's rocking my world.

Actually it's annoying.