simple solution
 

I used to have this hilarious Garfield cartoon in which he eats, like, an entire lasagna in one gulp. I had it on my refrigerator. That was the pre-ABBA-made-me-gay portion of my life.

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Only straight men like Garfield? Interesting.

Eureka!
 

I have no idea. Ask Charlene.

Eureka!
 

Christ, I don't even remember the mom with the screaming kids in the frozen food section part. I thought she was just saying that jetsetting ain all that. I didnt realize this was a self righteous kayaking kinda tune.

I hope RP is not on her way to her.

I was born in the wagon of a travelling show
 

to the whore who took my post

some say we should keep personal remorse from the
posts,
stay light, and there is some reason in this,
but jezus;
twelve posts gone and I don't save them and you have
my
line drawings too, my best ones; its stifling:
are you trying to crush me out like the rest of them?
why didn't you take my login? they usually do
from the sleeping drunken keyboard sick in the corner.
next time take my left arm or a fifty
but not my posts:
I'm not Penske
but sometime simply
there won't be any more, abstract or otherwise;
here'll always be links to CNN and asshats and Sequels,
down to the last thread,
but as God said,
crossing his legs,
I see where I have made plenty of GAs
but not so very much
good posting.

Eureka!
 

1) I guess you aren't gonna tell theboard what happened? With Abba going the way of the monogs, you are one of the few interesting lived ones left. Bummer.

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I bet you loved Nermal.

Eureka!
 

You did not answer my question. You may be the new GWNC. Spill.

I was born in the wagon of a travelling show
 

Word on the street is that the Cherokee her father married in the song "Half Breed" was not really Cherokee.

I was born in the wagon of a travelling show
 

what do you think about the g-rated Ranger's jerseys?
http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/hi/news/5039479.html

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I had a Cathy cartoon where she says picking at something didn't count as calories. That was in my pre-postspinster life.

Eureka!
 

Well, the screaming kids in the frozen food section is how I imagine it. Anyway, from Lauren Henderson (one of my favorite mystery writers):

• It's one of those songs that stays with you, and there's a very good reason for that. In fact this song is a perfect example of the return of the repressed; or, to put it another way, how a writer's declared intentions can be subverted by the hidden power of their own subtext. 'Never Been To Me' is overtly about how dangerous it is for women to charge around the world following their own selfish pleasures and how much better it is to bite the lip, stay at home and do what nature intended for us to do (breed). That, in any case, is what Ron THINKS he's here to tell us.
  
  Charlene begins by addressing one of the latter type of women, a stay-at-home mother in the middle of a pretty nasty bout of housewife blues.+
  
  "Hey lady, you lady, cursin' at your life.
  You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife
  I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do.
  But I wish someone had talked to me like I wanna talk to you."
  
  We will return to the various phrases Charlene uses to describe the pissed-off homemaker later. But let us look first at the way she tries to convince the POH that the latter has made the right choice in life:
  
  "Oh, I've been to Nice and the Isles of Greece where I sipped champagne on a yacht.
  Moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I got.
  I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't s'posed to see.
  I've been to Paradise but I've never been to me."
  
  That the POH hasn't brained Charlene with a baby stroller by this point shows considerable restraint. There is nothing worse than someone who's had the kind of good time you haven't telling you it wasn't worth it after all, like supermodels complaining that they only get offered bimbo parts in movies. When Helena Bonhan Carter moaned in a Time Out interview that she always got the boring heroines and would love to play character roles, Kathy Burke wrote a famously blistering letter to Time Out pointing out that, as a self-proclaimed ugly cow, she wouldn't at all have minded Helena's dilemma. The more Charlene bangs on about having been undressed by kings, the more it makes any self-respecting POH desperate to shoot off to the Riviera and flaunt herself in a string bikini in the hope that some monarch with time on his hands will immediately summon her to his yacht and start peeling the macramé two-piece off her with his teeth.

http://www.tartcity.com/newdungeon.html

The call of the righteous
 

This just makes me miss RB.

TM

I was born in the wagon of a travelling show
 

Typical bullshit story from an anti-Celtic press. Sponsorless Celtic tops have been available since Carling became the sponsor and people didn't want to wear (or have their kids wear) the name of that Coors-owned piss. The other thing driving this story is that the huns are in a frenzy for media attention -- they won the league but Celtic is dominating the news with the new manager, possible signings, etc. Notice that they called Celtic for comment on the day they were holding Strachan's first press conference but act all surprised that no one was available to comment on their non-story.

By the way, are the Pistons still in the playoffs? Now that football season is over I might start following the basketball.

I was born in the wagon of a travelling show
 

2-a-days start later this summer. Thank god.