Since nobody is answering my fucking question
 

whether Valkyrie is Tori Spelling, I did an image search and foudn a truly frightening sight:

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=tori+spelling/v=2/SID=w/TID=I019_83/l=IVI/SIG=11o8jif49/EXP=1109465156/*-http%3A//www.janhoo.com/pics/toris.jpg[/IMG]

Edited to add that as I continued my googole search, i saw more naked shots of her than dressed (is this the saddest thing, so rich, yet so ugly and insecure). One shot, from testicle.com had her reverse cowgirl, all we know about the guy is that, apparentlyy, it wasnt slave). Grossest pic I have ever seen. Do an image search on yahoo and scroll down a bit, click on a TITS shot of tori and all this nasty stuff will come up.

I feel completley sick. Thanks Valkyrie poster.

Since nobody is answering my fucking question
 

(a) nice ratio
(b) of course the valkyrie person was TS
(c) I can't believe you callously outed SS as Kevin Federline -- this board was his last haven of normalcy, a shelter from the media storm that is his new life

another tech question
 

gmail. PM if you need an invitation.

spin spin spin
 

2. Plus, only white trash would go on the Tilt-A-Whirl.

Post Maternity Benefit Event Wear
 

Getting back to the Tampa lawyer, Ric Feinberg , who staged a "surprise" wedding for his bride, it turns out the couple had already been married and the bride was preggers too. The NY Times issued a correction but too late for the suckers at the Tony Danzo show and Inside Edition who gave them a free honeymoon. Here and Here .

The attorney is paisly-pajama'd Ric Feinberg who just can't seem to get enough publicity but is now not pleased with the local reporters reporting on the fraud wedding. Which leads me to my fashion question, inspired by this picture of attorney Ric Feinberg, along with his "surprise" wife, Yvette Beauchamp (on the left sporting gargantic boobies) and their newborn (the other chick is the "surprise" wedding planner/bride's best friend):

Just WHAT does a new mother wear when attending a pajama party benefit to raise funds for Cerebral Palsy? Isn't it safer to overdress? And what of thongs so soon after birth? So many questions.

http://www.nora.ws/familyfriends/photos/Nplusbaby.jpg

Post Maternity Benefit Event Wear
 

Hotel Rwanda
 

Be careful with the speedbag or heavy bag. In college, I got into using a speedbag several times a week. After a couple months, my fingers started to feel stiff, especially in the morning. This started to affect my typing speed, so I stopped using the speedbag, and after a while, the stiffness went away.

I read about a more extreme problem of joint damage, arthritis &c from the iron palm training. Training involves doing things like ramming your fingers through BBs, gravel &c. Practitioners claim there are liniments that can prevent the training from damaging your hands. I have my doubts.

It was bound to happen.
 

FOUR* dies in Welsh bungee mishap.

• An inquest in Swansea heard yesterday that Chris, who lived with [girlfriend] Helen in Canton, Cardiff, weighed 132kg, or 20st 10lb. But an expert investigation discovered that the rope holding him had a maximum load weight of just 90kg, and should not have safely held more than 70kg.

This was inevitable, as the "sport" of bungee jumping moved from the exclusive province of college-age longhairs, who generally have high school diplomas, to the realm of carnys, who generally don't.

*Fat Of Undetermined Rudeness.

It was bound to happen.
 

:D

Texas?
 

Bars close at 2 AM? Statewide?? No after hours or nuttin'???

:eek:

ETA: Wassup?

Texas?
 

Same here on the left coast.

Hell, even with the time zone difference, you can still be in a bar in NY when they are tossing you out in CA

Fun Nazis.

Texas?
 

8:30 PM Pacific is right around when we start smoking with impunity in the NYC bars.

I would've thought Ahnold would be more understanding of the need for a little vice. Doesn't he know transplanted New Yorkers live there?

Texas?
 

Are you serious? Other than NYC and Chicago 2 AM closing is everywhere- isn't it?

More Fun With Photos
 

Hank? He's too tall to be Bilmore.

More Fun With Photos
 

Guess again. I had lasik years ago.

Texas?
 

I know where the speakeasys are.

Texas?
 

I just bet you do. There have to be some, right? I must look like a cop.

Texas?
 

http://www.hollywoodlegends.com/images/harpo-chico.jpg

I believe the password was "Swordfish"

It was bound to happen.
 

I suppose if you don't regret at least something about your Saturday night in the cold light of Sunday morning, you wasted your Saturday, but jeezus. That's pitiful.

It was bound to happen.
 

I made a post about how I had to change my email because of the Paris Hilton email hack, then this morning I saw the same thing TWICE in the NYT. I still like the post- but given the double NYT uses, it didn't meet even the very low standard for an acceptable Hank post. Relunctanly, i had to go "smillie."

Oh, and fuck you. doing a snide insult post on Saturday night is still better than spending Saturday reading "Weird news" forums then posting the "funniest."

Djimon Hounsou
 

Good young black actors keep coming. In addition to Don Cheadle and Andre Braugher, it's worth keeping an eye on Djimon Hounsou. He's bee in Gladiator, Constantine and other things. He and Peter Stormare delivered the best performances in Constantine. Here's a pic of Hounsou.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...u/larapre6.jpg

Hotel Rwanda
 

I haven't seen the movie b/c I've read so much about the genocide that I'm worried the movie will show it as less horrific than it was. The best book I've ever read was: We Wish to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will be Killed With Our Families: Stories from Rwanda Not a happy book but astonishing. That not many people know what occurred there is very telling. A massacre of Swedes against one another would have generated much more interest among Americans.

Marty snubbed, yet again.
 

The anti-NY bias continues and Scorsese remains - along with Hitchcock, Kurosawa, Renoir, Kubrick and Truffaut - TOO WORTHY to win an Oscar.

A fucking joke.

Laura Linney's dress
 

http://sfgate.com/c/pictures/2005/02...ars137linn.jpg

Discuss.

one more
 

http://sfgate.com/c/pictures/2005/02..._oscars182.jpg

Renee Zellweger must have looked better than this, right?

Texas?
 

Mmmmm, Halle Berry in Swordfish. http://img.iskon.hr/kl/2002/12/10/0002015v.jpg [spree: boobies, so might not be work safe???]

one more
 

She's a no-talent lollipop head, and now we know that she's also a fashion disaster. The Renemperor has no clothes. But how about that Halle! And that Selma! And the bimbo (wife?) they kept panning to when the guy got the lifetime achievement award? Hummuna hummuna.

Djimon Hounsou
 

You know, every time you post this kind of crap I think to myself "What would we do with out Skeks in the city?" and then I think "Oh, yeah. We'd still have NFH."

Cheney Out
 

Did anyone see the St. Joe's game in question? The hatchet man was so terrible just putting him in the game is grounds for suspension? Was he on the roster all year? Were all 5 fouls monster fouls and dirty? Was the player kicked off the team?

thurgreed, when we play, can I bring him as my second?

Information, please
 

If anyone knows, could they please tell me a good place to get Irish Coffee in NYC? I don't drink it, but this information is valuable to me.

And oh yes - apparently I was on CNN! Just in the background, stretching or something. go me.

An installment
 

Yes -- I wait with bated breath so I can make my wardrobe (malfunction) decisions in a smart way.

Marty snubbed, yet again.
 

I hope you're joking. The directing in MDB was miles above Aviator...of course, the script was too, and that may have been part of it. Aviator was the worst movie I saw this year, and I saw the Wedding Date. There was absolutely no plot development and I left that film knowing nothing more about Hughes than I knew going in...it just skimmed the surface of a chunk of his life. It was pathetic. All glitz and no substance. And whatsherface from Sideways shoudl have won for best supporting actress. Kate Blanchett's award was just a pity award for snubbing Aviator for all the other biggies...of all the biggies it was nominated for, Kate was arguably the closest to a legitimate contender. Bleck

Texas?
 

I usually am having an afterbar in flyover land -- stop on in.

Laura Linney's dress
 

Hated the hair, loved the dress. She would have been better off with a hairdo like swank's or Halle's...she's not pretty enough to pull off an awful hairdo...but I thought the dress was nice and the feathery stuff pulled your eyes away from her huge wheel works.

Laura Linney's dress
 

I don't like LL's dress at all -- horrible color on her and doesn't seem to fit. Renee Zellweger is really not attractive. Her eyes are way too small and she just looks alienesque.

Cheney Out
 

That was disgusting. Chaney is out of his fucking gourd. The NCAA should punish him like they would a coach who violated recruiting rules -- give up scholarships and take them out of tournament eligibility for at least a year.

But the player? Why is no one talking about punishing him? I don't care if a coach tells you to go in and be a thug, he didn't have to do it. He's just as guilty.

TM

Laura Linney's dress
 

As far as LL, I hated the dress, the hair made me wince and the makeup made me wonder who the hell she was when they first put her on camera. I also never thought Renee was attractive but my God she looked horrific last night.

Can someone tell me, WTF was with Beyonce singing everything?

Laura Linney's dress
 

Renee has been dating Jack from the white stripes and I think that's why she's getting that dark hair goth look going. Talk about changing yourself to make your SO happy. Yuck double yuck and triple yuck.

Laura Linney's dress
 

She has never looked good though. Jack from the White Stripes is heinously unattractive. He looks like he would smell bad and be really sweaty in his butt crack.

Cheney Out
 

I just went to Temple's webpage. The guy played all 29 games last year and STARTED 5. He apparently played much less this year, but still- if you had been a guy who actually played how would you follow though on what Chaney tells him?

See I didn't see this (or Billups hurting Jefferson-) is there some page that saves video from sports highlights?