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Alex_de_Large 05-13-2005 03:50 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sebby's a huge Erasure fan.
Abba (the band) too, IIRC.

robustpuppy 05-13-2005 03:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sebby's a huge Erasure fan.
Again with the psychic thing. Why have I had an Erasure song in my head for the past three days? I don't think I've heard it anywhere.

I've tried to discover/a little something to make things sweeter/so baby refrain/from breaking my he-ah-ah-art/I'm so in love with you/I'll be forever true/What religion or reason/ would drive a man to forsake his lover ...

And why the fuck do I know these lyrics???

paigowprincess 05-13-2005 03:53 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Don't forget lo-berry. I know he's a Newber, but his contributions are valuable nonetheless.
Wrong. Lo-berry started very strong but has fallen off the radar completely. Almost as disappointing as Dave Chappelle checking into a hospital. The pressure of the strong promise.

Replaced_Texan 05-13-2005 03:56 PM
Frustration
 
I am thankful that I have found a way into IM that the IT nazis will never figure out (hopefully). But I fucking hate the instability. Grrr. All appears well, for now.

bold_n_brazen 05-13-2005 03:56 PM
yay
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Not to worry, Sour Girl. I am pretty sure he'd :hit:

RT, why is the I'd HIT IT smiley gone but :weakest: still here?
Why am I "sour"?

sebastian_dangerfield 05-13-2005 03:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sebby's a huge Erasure fan.
Listening to Erasure is the sonic equivalent of a man wearing nipple clamps and an anal filler.

I cannot fathom how anyone can listen to that 80s synth pop shit. New Order, Ersaure, all of it is awful. I'd sooner listen to the entire Yes and King Crimson catalogue, or a loop of Syd Barrett records.

* Don't write "Syd was a misunderstood genius." The band got 50X better after he left. "See Emily Play" is not "Eleanor Rigby" or "Satisfaction." But I will give the idiot props for "Astronomy Domine." Maybe Bobby will have him guest on kazoo the next time Ratdog molests the tune. Shave, Bobby... you're fucking creeping me out.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-13-2005 04:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Abba (the band) too, IIRC.
Abba is fantastic. Reminds me of suuuuuch a better time in my life. Before the Flood...

paigowprincess 05-13-2005 04:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Why am I "sour"?
Its the name of a song that sort of celebrates your life as it stands now. The girl in said song isnt actually sour but emancipated from a bad relationship. I really don't know where that reference came from. I think I must have fallen asleep to STP on my couch or soemthintg.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-13-2005 04:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Again with the psychic thing. Why have I had an Erasure song in my head for the past three days? I don't think I've heard it anywhere.

I've tried to discover/a little something to make things sweeter/so baby refrain/from breaking my he-ah-ah-art/I'm so in love with you/I'll be forever true/What religion or reason/ would drive a man to forsake his lover ...

And why the fuck do I know these lyrics???
What is being said during that weird bit at the beginning of Def Leppard's "Rock of Ages"? You know, that bit where the strange voice says something that sounds like "ooonda gleee beeen gloutin globbin..."? WTF is that?

Replaced_Texan 05-13-2005 04:05 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What is being said during that weird bit at the beginning of Def Leppard's "Rock of Ages"? You know, that bit where the strange voice says something that sounds like "ooonda gleee beeen gloutin globbin..."? WTF is that?
It took me YEARS to decipher "Pour some sugar on me" and he was trying to actually annunciate that. No way in hell anyone is going to interpret the beginning of Rock of Ages.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-13-2005 04:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Its the name of a song that sort of celebrates your life as it stands now. The girl in said song isnt actually sour but emancipated from a bad relationship. I really don't know where that reference came from. I think I must have fallen asleep to STP on my couch or soemthintg.
Why is Pearl Jam, with their schmaltzy shit, considered so good, yet STP, with a lot of great songs, considered the Grand Funk Railroad of grunge? They sound a lot alike, only STP sounds better, and not pretentious.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-13-2005 04:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Are you a "Dapper Dan" man?
Worst. Masturbation. Lubricant. Ever.

robustpuppy 05-13-2005 04:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It took me YEARS to decipher "Pour some sugar on me" and he was trying to actually annunciate that. No way in hell anyone is going to interpret the beginning of Rock of Ages.
I always assumed somebody was just having fun speaking mock German. Isn't it something like "Gunther glieben glauben globen"?

taxwonk 05-13-2005 04:26 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm like Jai, only taller.
You look like my anorexic sister?

ThurgreedMarshall 05-13-2005 04:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I always assumed somebody was just having fun speaking mock German. Isn't it something like "Gunther glieben glauben globen"?
Looks like it.

"WHAT DOES "GUNTER GLIEBEN GLAUTEN GLOBEN" (OR WHATEVER) FROM THE INTRO TO "ROCK OF AGES" MEAN?

Nothing at all. It does sound German, but when you would ask any German speaking person, no sensible answer will be given. During the recordings of the song, producer Mutt Lange was so tired of saying the same old "one, two, three, four" over and over again, that he just started to say gibberish. The band once jokingly said that it meant something like "running through the forest silently", but this is considered to be an in-joke."

http://home.wanadoo.nl/reinemann/lep...ngs_right.html

TM

taxwonk 05-13-2005 04:28 PM
It's all about the chunks
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
WTF is wrong with you? JIF is for pussies. Skippy SuperChunk, skippy.
When the Wonk Princess was two, she gave me a jar of Skippy Super Chunk for my birthday. It was one of the most valued presents I've ever received.

lactation lover 05-13-2005 04:31 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm fucking glad I wasn't here yesterday. Preggo fetishes might be the foulest of the foul.

Here is wisdom:

1. When he tells you you look more beautiful than ever when knocked up, he's lying. You know that, right?

2. Unless your husband is truly twisted, he's not "more" into you when you're knocked up. It ain't an attractive state, huge tits or no huge tits.

3. Lactation is cool, but I'm not sure its a sexual turn-on. I think its more cool in a "wow, how bout that? She's dispensing something drinkable... neat..." way. Am I going to taste it? Yeh, but like wine. I'll probably have to spit. I saw a cat swig from a bottle of it in law school, and he almost threw it up. Said it was chunky. I enjoy the soy shake and the fruit shake with the occasional cunk or two of sugary fruit matter in it, but I don't think I'd prefer my breast milk that way.

But who knows... I said the same thing about chunky Jif a few years back.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Originally posted by robustpuppy
My crush is SO over. :sobbing:
I'm here for you.

Dualit 05-13-2005 04:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
And why the fuck do I know these lyrics???
How the fuck do I now get this song out of my head?

lookingformarket 05-13-2005 04:34 PM
It's all about the chunks
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
When the Wonk Princess was two, she gave me a jar of Skippy Super Chunk for my birthday. It was one of the most valued presents I've ever received.
The funny thing is that if she gave it to you now, you might think it was a threat. "Here, Dad, eat this, it'll be good for you"

taxwonk 05-13-2005 04:35 PM
Fight at Recess!!! Pass it on
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Guy A is dating someone new and he's still pissed? Sorry, RT, but he kinda sounds like an asshole.
A major asshole. And Girl B needs to find a new man. She would have to be fringey not to be able to do better.

Dualit 05-13-2005 04:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Listening to Erasure is the sonic equivalent of a man wearing nipple clamps and an anal filler.
You say that like it's a bad thing.

taxwonk 05-13-2005 04:38 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It ain't bad on the little girls who work it. Ikinda dig the way those sweatsuits grasp the ass, but the ones with the words all over the ass look stupid. Interferes with my ability to study the contours of the wearer's ass, thereby frsutrating the entire purpose of such body flattering clothing.
In our neck of the woods, it's a popular mother-daughter thing. Nothing is quite as pathetic as a 36 year old mom dressing the same way as her 12 year old daughter, thinking it makes them both look hot.

lactation lover 05-13-2005 04:38 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
So yesterday I got an issue of Parents Magazine in the mail. I'm not sure where it came from - it's not really my speed, although I guess at some point I should probably to do some reading about this whole parenting thing beyond researching the best 529 plans.

Anyway, Seb, there was an essay in there just ripe for your upchucked profundities -- by a woman who nursed her children until they were past 5 years old. The woman has three kids, the oldest a teen, and has basically been continually nursing for 15 years. She attributes the closeness of her family to her nursing her kids that long. I think she's a lactation addict.
Did it have her name, I'd like to meet her. Does she outsource her boobs?

greatwhitenorthchick 05-13-2005 04:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Again with the psychic thing. Why have I had an Erasure song in my head for the past three days? I don't think I've heard it anywhere.

I've tried to discover/a little something to make things sweeter/so baby refrain/from breaking my he-ah-ah-art/I'm so in love with you/I'll be forever true/What religion or reason/ would drive a man to forsake his lover ...

And why the fuck do I know these lyrics???
Interesting. I have had Chains of Love in my head for a while. Plus Blondie's Atomic. It's a frenzy. ERISA just can't compete.

taxwonk 05-13-2005 04:40 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why do the gays dig the tank top and the Freddie Mercury look? Most gays have pretty good taste. Whats with the Judas Priest attire fixation and the exposed armpit hair? Fucking nasty.
Yeah. You'd think they'd have the good taste to wear pink pants and polo shirts. And tassel loafers without socks.

The tank tops make them look like busboys on their day off.

taxwonk 05-13-2005 04:42 PM
Feed me live
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
She likes my tits. I'll see what I can do.

For the entertainment of the board.
Streaming video....dcchef@justice.com.... You know the deal.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-13-2005 04:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
The tank tops make them look like busboys on their day off.
La puerta está abierta.

TM

taxwonk 05-13-2005 04:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Here I am!

I'm just trying to get over my hurt that all that time I thought Wonk was flirting with me, he was only kidding.
No, honey. You're the one who can't be too sure.

taxwonk 05-13-2005 04:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Again with the psychic thing. Why have I had an Erasure song in my head for the past three days? I don't think I've heard it anywhere.

I've tried to discover/a little something to make things sweeter/so baby refrain/from breaking my he-ah-ah-art/I'm so in love with you/I'll be forever true/What religion or reason/ would drive a man to forsake his lover ...

And why the fuck do I know these lyrics???
And why in the nale all that's merciful and good and true would you want to inflict them on all of us? Until today, I thought I had left Erasure behind in the vast radio wasteland that is Houston.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-13-2005 04:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Yeah. You'd think they'd have the good taste to wear pink pants and polo shirts. And tassel loafers without socks.

The tank tops make them look like busboys on their day off.
Three things:

1. I do not wear tassel loafers;

2. My wife is 33, and those pants look pretty good on her; and

3. Your daughter is cheap.

Oh, and socks in the summer are for actuarials.*

* Unless you're wearing a suit of course.

robustpuppy 05-13-2005 04:52 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
And why in the nale all that's merciful and good and true would you want to inflict them on all of us? Until today, I thought I had left Erasure behind in the vast radio wasteland that is Houston.
It was really aimed at Sebby for that welcome my old friends to the fucking song that never ends its running loop in your head that consists only of the opening line.

taxwonk 05-13-2005 04:52 PM
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Originally posted by lookingformarket
The funny thing is that if she gave it to you now, you might think it was a threat. "Here, Dad, eat this, it'll be good for you"
She's 16. If she were to give me anything as a birthday present, I'd wonder what she'd done that I haven't caught her at yet.

lo-berry 05-13-2005 04:53 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wrong. Lo-berry started very strong but has fallen off the radar completely. Almost as disappointing as Dave Chappelle checking into a hospital. The pressure of the strong promise.
I ain't finished yet....cocaine's a hell of a drug!

taxwonk 05-13-2005 04:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Three things:

1. I do not wear tassel loafers;

2. My wife is 33, and those pants look pretty good on her; and

3. Your daughter is cheap.

Oh, and socks in the summer are for actuarials.*

* Unless you're wearing a suit of course.
1. Yet;

2. I thought the pink pants were yours, she looks better without them on; and

3. How much allowance did you get at age two, Daddy Bigbucks?

sebastian_dangerfield 05-13-2005 04:57 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It was really aimed at Sebby for that welcome my old friends to the fucking song that never ends its running loop in your head that consists only of the opening line.
But I know no Erasure off the top of my head, so I can't get stuck in your torture loop.

But, yes, you just succeeded in sticking that fucking ELP dirge back into my skull...

sebastian_dangerfield 05-13-2005 04:59 PM
It's all about the chunks
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
She's 16. If she were to give me anything as a birthday present, I'd wonder what she'd done that I haven't caught her at yet.
16, eh? I know what she's doing. Want me to tell you?

Second thought, you know...

sebastian_dangerfield 05-13-2005 05:00 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
3. How much allowance did you get at age two, Daddy Bigbucks?
None, which begs the question... what'd she do to afford that peanut butter?

SlaveNoMore 05-13-2005 05:01 PM
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Replaced_Texan
So Guy A saw Guy B last night and nearly beat the shit out of him.

Here's hoping that's the end of that.

Good. Hopefully, A and his friends now permanently blackball B from the social circle.

SlaveNoMore 05-13-2005 05:08 PM
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sebastian_dangerfield
Why is Pearl Jam, with their schmaltzy shit, considered so good, yet STP, with a lot of great songs, considered the Grand Funk Railroad of grunge? They sound a lot alike, only STP sounds better, and not pretentious.
Lay off the drugs, man. They're turning your mind to mush.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-13-2005 05:14 PM
A question
 
If a woman is wearing a Hustler sweatshirt, is it safe to assume I can go ahead and stare at her tits? We can safely imply consent here, can't we?


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