Catman
 

What is wrong with you?

Tommy Lee goes to college
 

Is there a censored version? I don't want to record the wrong one.

Catman
 

You like mice and rats?

This could be you
 

Yes, yes, George Bush's America is a wonderful one . . . http://www.meetwithcindy.org/img/cindy_s.jpg


http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-d...2166-2004Aug13

"It is also the genius of a city to be composed as much as possible of equals; which will be most so when the inhabitants are in the middle state: from whence it follows, that that city must be best framed which is composed of those whom we say are naturally its proper members. It is men of this station also who will be best assured of safety and protection; for they will neither covet what belongs to others, as the poor do; nor will others covet what is theirs, as the poor do what belongs to the rich; and thus, without plotting against any one, or having any one plot against them, they will live free from danger: for which reason Phocylides wisely wishes for the middle state, as being most productive of happiness."

Aristotle

Tommy Lee goes to college
 

The bad words were bleeped, so I would guess that I watched the censored version because it was on prime time tv last night. It would be funnier to hear without the bleeps, obviously.

Tommy Lee goes to college
 

the one that has been on has bleeps, I think, unless it is my Comcast-Nanny guard.

I watched this last nite, sometime after 11. At the end it advertised an uncensored version on Saturday at 1 AM.

That is all I know. YMMV.

Catman
 

She likes seeing animals suffer.

Catman
 

It would be fun to see the Catman do a Fancy Feast commercial, eating out of a crystal dish while Lauren Bacall's flinty voice tells us only the best will do.

This could be you
 

PB.

Catman
 

Is NFH the next BTK?

Catman
 

The reward for the duck killer is up to $9000. I do not like to see animals suffer. I'm with Sebby.
Unless, of course, that animal is a snake. Even then, suffering is wrong. Death is OK.

This could be you
 

I prefer Extra Chunky. My J is strawberry preserves.

This could be you
 

You have shitty taste. Smooth, and raspberry or apricot preserves.

This could be you
 

And maybe some bacon.

Catman
 

NIMHO, BYMMV.

This could be you
 

2. Strawberry is the fastest of the Js.

Vibrator talk
 

That pun was so bad, someone had to use artificial reciprocation on me.

Less (I saw the sine, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sine) inSF

This could be you
 

Spray-on bacon?

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-chef16.html

Catman
 

Please keep me out of Lauren Bacall's mouth. I have some standards, you know. Okay, that wasn't true, but it was fun pretending.

Vibrator talk
 

What was that about the thread arc being complete?

This could be you
 

You're insane. Hearty preserves like raspberry need the super chunk.

Vibrator talk
 

Less follows a "do as I say, not as I do" policy. It's what keeps his drivel funny.

Vibrator talk
 

Then how will Hank come up with snapshots to get stuck together?

Vibrator talk
 

How do I measure the arc that represents the path of puke from my mouth to the trash bin?

Vibrator talk
 

What was it you were saying on the PB about postss having to al least have a chance of being funny?

Vibrator talk
 

No. It wasn't.

Vibrator talk
 

A Cliff's Notes for a classic novel typically will not convey all of the romance of the original.

Vibrator talk
 

Don't get so offended. wonk's just plane around.

paigow needs questions answered
 

1) My open applications have miraculously moved themselves to a vertical position on the left side of mycomputer. How do I make them go back to the horizontal line on the botton of my screen?

2) Can someone give me a BB6 recap for Saturday and any possibly interesing items from the feed?

Vibrator talk
 

However you measure it, I'd like to see the answer converted to an "impressive globes" unit of measurement, please.

paigow needs questions answered
 

(1) You can pick up the line over to the right of the start button and drag it down.

(2) No.

Vibrator talk
 

Yes, but that assumes you start with a classic novel.

Vibrator talk
 

That's it, young man. You're grounded.

paigow needs questions answered
 

Start button is gone, seems to have been invaded by tthe open applications. Do I need to get the IT guy up here for this?

Vibrator talk
 

W-a.....oh fuck it. I'm taking a continuing whiff on Wonk.

paigow needs questions answered
 

It's not up at the very tip top? Then I don't know what the fuck you did to your poor computer. Try to pick up the bar and drag it to the bottom of the screen.

Vibrator talk
 

That wasn't a whiff. I was merely stating the obvious, not trying to make a joke out of it.

You, on the other hand, were trying to be funny, but foundering like a kiddie raft in a monsoon.

Vibrator talk
 

First, for you to post that you are stating the obvious is redundant given the thousands of examples we have seen.

Second, you are no judge of humor, at least beyond the broad obvious type that you exhibit in the best of your posts.

I'm sorry, but sometimes being nice requires being frank. When you speak with confidence, as in your above post, you really exhibit the gaping stylistic hole in your entire body of work.

paigow needs questions answered
 

paigow needs questions answered
 

You are being very helpful today. What is a moonbat?