Spinster re-revisited
 

My uterus trains hard. Got Gatorade?

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Maybe its the preggo sex?

SPEARS: 'PREGNANT SEX IS BEST'
Expectant mom Britney Spears has been enjoying the best sex of her life since getting pregnant with husband Kevin Federline's child.
The singer -- who is due to give birth later this year -- believes the discomfort brought on by morning sickness and rapid mood swings is far outweighed by the marked improvement in her bedroom activities.

The 23-year-old says, "I think it's better than it was before. I think it's best. Sex is crazy good."


Ah yes, crazy good.

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Pregnant sex sucked. Which shouldn't come as a huge shock to anyone here.

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Word! And just wait'll her milk comes in!!!

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I am embarrassed for her, not just for feeling such a compulsion to talk about her sex life, and not for being so unbearably inarticulate about it, but for thinking that anyone finds the thought of her banging Federline anything but repulsive.

Britney, big deal, you had an orgasm, or think you did, or that you might soon. Either way, you didn't invent it. Shut up.

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What the fuck does she know about good sex? She's only 23.

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Isn't Kevin the only guy she's fucked? Or maybe like the 2nd? At least supposedly -- I recall she made a big fuss about being a virgin. What a moron!

ETA if this is a report based on some reporter or "reporter" overhearing a private conversation, then I sympathize with Britney. It's an exciting time for her, no matter how much I think she's an idiot, and if her sex life is better now than it was before she got pregnant, more power to her and Kevin.

If she said that in an interview -- I'm back to "what a moron!"

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Watchu talkin' bout Willis?!!?!?!

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Britney was totally, like, going to hold on to her virginity until marriage. Because that is, like, the most special gift that you can give to someone on your wedding night. But then Justin got, like, way pushy with the whole "enough blowjobs already" thing and Britney realized that, like, giving up your virginity to someone really really special, even if you aren't married, is a really really great way to show a person that you, like, totally love him. Then, according to some, Britney started, like, showing other people that she was pretty into them as well, which sort of pissed Justin off after his years and years of blowjobs and handjobs, so, like, Justin totally freaked out and, like, broke up with her and wrote some mean song about what a tramp she is. Thankfully, this turn of events set Britney free so that when she met her actual soulmate she could cart him off to London and bang his brains out (3 times in 1 day!) and discover the true meaning of crazy good sex.

The End.

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Holy shit, that is impressive.

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Okay, but it only took them a half hour. I don't want to embarrass anyone, but I think Kevin might have some staying power issues. Shit - was that disability unfriendly?

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I think Jessica Simpson must have told her that she heard orgasms were like, crazy fun.

Britney reminmds me of that character from Valley of the Dolls- thee male singer with the disease that winds him up in the institution with Neely O'Hara. Some kind of man-child syndrome.

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Assuming that he pops right back up after deflating, is three 10-min fucks really that much different than a single half-hour fuck? I don't think so. Of course, this may be one example of how I have low, low standards.

If it was 3 10-min fucks spread over 24 hours, though, THAT's a problem.

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Unless it was 3 different guys in those 24 hours.

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Stripes
 

I see that the extended cut of Stripes is coming out soon, with -- among other features -- 20 minutes of additional scenes. I think that the first person who sees it owes all of us -- not to mention the rest of humanity -- a full description. We want more Francis.