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OK, I ran all the way to the fucking store and back.

I got the cherry.

The water is boiling.

Someone knew the ratio of doughnut holes to doughnuts earlier today. Anyone know how many cups of jello we're gonna need to fill a small plastic kiddie pool????

aV

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Also because he's not listening when you ask. Carry on.

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Christ, Woman, you don't know what the hell you want. Yesterday it was don't be nice to Spanky. Today it's don't be mean to Spanky.

By the way, I love your shoes! The ones you wore yesterday made your ankles look fat.

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I wasn't doing it in the mean, vicious, I-mean-it sort of way. And she knows I know I could never divorce her anyway, so using the threat is just being hyperbolic.

I believe in full on verbal fisticuffs and gunplay when arguing. get it all out in the open and fight until you're nearly dead. Its actually healthy, they say.

(I understood but reject his implication that the women - sorry, "woman" - talking to him ever failed to catch anything they actually wanted.)

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dammit.

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Sounds like *someone* is a little sensitive about her fat ankles and is projecting . . .

I hear the feet and ankles never really go back to their earlier shapes after birth -- too much pressure on them, they get permanently twisted/changed. But you have a baby, and that makes the total ruin of your body worthwhile.

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You are out of your element, Donnie.

Bottom line is she is into you bc you were al older wealthy american man when you met, but somehow that image went away on the phone. or she met someone hotter, younger and richer later on. She still wants your money and citizen status though. Send her some jewelry or an expensive token of your interset. That will do it.

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There are Gold Diggers but woman are not into money as most women think. When I was living in Tokyo it was a modeling center and a financial center, much like New York city. In the VIP section of most the clubs you would find many modles and many fixed income and equity traders. Most of these guys were in their twenties and they averaged million dollar bonuses. In Japan there were also many hostesses. These were girls from all over the world that were brought to Japan and were paid just to hang out in bars. Neither the models or the hostesses were interested in Japanese men, so the ods were pretty good. But these bond and equity traders could never get these girls to go out with them. Even with all their money. There were also lots of musicians and other entertainers that couldn't make it in the states and came over to Japan. These guys had very little money. Many of the clubs hired western men to be the hosts, bartenders and waiters because it was chic to have western men in these jobs. The entertainers and the bartenders etc. hooked up with the models and the hostesses but the rich equity and bond traders were left high and dry. The same was true of the foreign lawyers like me. We generally were making pretty good money but most it was difficult for most of my collegues to get these girls to date them.

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You're a little slow today, so let me lay it out for you.

1. The software will not allow us to give users the ability to ignore mods because it would also allow them to ignore admins.
2. We have no problem with you ignoring mods (and personally I could give a shit if you ignore admins, but it's majority rule around here), but...
3. Because the software will not allow us to allow you to ignore mods on your own, you have to PM an admin to have the mod manually added to your ignore list. This will be accomplished by an admin going into the database (not through using the forum software, but through a server side database tool) and manually making the entry on your ignore list.
4. Finally, you can PM to ask to ignore an admin all you want. As the rules currently stand, it ain't gonna do you any good. You can continue your insurgency if you really want this rule changed and think you can get it changed.
5. If this is such a horrible place and it bothers you SOOOO much that you have to scroll past the two posts per week that slave makes, I suggest you may be taking things a little too seriously and need to find a new home.

Balty?
 

Are you sure that's not just the vibrator talking?

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(furiously taking notes)

I am especially interested in the modules.

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You've been to Japan? Woman like the international male element.

You may be rigth, but my experience tells me you are wrong. I meet girls all the time that are not into me. Its not an ego thing, but this thing may be worth pursuing.

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I think you are projecting sensitivity about the cankles, love. Here's a tip: no matter how much time you spend with your ankles up behind your shoulders, they are not going to get thinner. It's not fluid, it's fat. But maybe you could see about getting some of it injected into your crows' feet?