LawTalkers - Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Like 15 or 20 min between. And he has 2 kids from a prior marriage, and absolutely no interest in monogamy. I'm OK with non-monogamy (as long as I'm getting enough) but the kids are a dealbreaker.

Good model. Ride that fucker till the wheels fall off. Congrats.

ltl/fb

06-03-2005 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Good model. Ride that fucker till the wheels fall off. Congrats.

I might be making this shit up for paigow's sake.

sebastian_dangerfield

06-03-2005 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I might be making this shit up for paigow's sake.

Paigow's banging a married cat with kids? Good for her. Dick's dick, unless its small, right?

ltl/fb

06-03-2005 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Paigow's banging a married cat with kids? Good for her. Dick's dick, unless its small, right?

No, dumbass with no reading comprehension, she wanted to know about my sex life. So I'm making shit up for her.

And he's not married anymore, and it's not small. Busy, yes. Small, no.

Hank Chinaski

06-03-2005 02:23 PM

My str8 Moment

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What do you think your chances are that people will read this?

TM

not too high- I didn't even write it- but she'll read it. I'm just trying to fuck with her on a different plane.

Replaced_Texan

06-03-2005 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
not too high- I didn't even write it- but she'll read it. I'm just trying to fuck with her on a different plane.

That plane probably should be diverted.

Hank Chinaski

06-03-2005 02:30 PM

My str8 Moment

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That plane probably should be diverted.

Who is on the no fly list, her or me?

ltl/fb

06-03-2005 02:31 PM

My str8 Moment

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That plane probably should be diverted.

Is this some Mile High Club attempt on Hank's part? I don't think he'll need the extra air time that would be provided by diverting to another airport. He seems like he can be efficient if need be.

ABBAKiss

06-03-2005 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Compliment my wife on her hair? Its long, its blonde, its been the same since I've known her. She'd see right through that bullshit and ask me what I'd broken, lost or neglected to pay that month.

That's really sad. Compliments are always good, even if repetitive. To only compliment to get something in return (like, forgiveness in your example, I guess) is disterning* to me. I would be upset if I were your wife and I never heard compliments. And I am VERY low maintenance in general.

*I made this word up - a cross between disturbing and concerning.

Shape Shifter

06-03-2005 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
That's really sad. Compliments are always good, even if repetitive. To only compliment to get something in return (like, forgiveness in your example, I guess) is disterning* to me. I would be upset if I were your wife and I never heard compliments. And I am VERY low maintenance in general.

*I made this word up - a cross between disturbing and concerning.

Nice TITS!

Hank Chinaski

06-03-2005 02:35 PM

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no worries. I always compliment her breasts, and I think Thurgreed got her some crotchless undies with flowers for her birthday. Taxwonk finally moved on, but she does still get attention from the rest of us.

notcasesensitive

06-03-2005 02:36 PM

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I'd be more conurbed if I were you.

Tyrone Slothrop

06-03-2005 02:39 PM

Stripes

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Ty, you know you're my brother by another mother, but please. There are precious few comedies in this world that are improved by deleted scenes. "Stripes" ain't one of them. That movie totally falls apart in the third reel as it is. You'd actually want to see more of that shite?

Shite? Blasphemy. And the third reel is where Sgt. Hulka is revealed as not just gruff and lovable, but also heroic. Those twenty minutes are going to be like finding the Bible's missing books.

ABBAKiss

06-03-2005 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Nice TITS!

Thank you. I like them too.

ABBAKiss

06-03-2005 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'd be more conurbed if I were you.

EXCELLENT word. I will give you credit when I usilate it.