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Also a good point. If I had a single admirable characteristic, I probably would have figured that one out.

Confession
 

Re: the ETA, is there something we should know? This could be like having our very own couple like on road race or whatever that thing was.

I am not familiar with the Weezer song.

Stripes
 

When I lived in LA, I went on multiple dates with some guy who valet parked my car at Gladstone's one night and who I subsequently gave my phone number and a made-up name to.

Man, he was gorgeous. Man, he had a great body. Man, I wanted him to never speak another word.

In the end, it was the talking that did him in.

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Just because everyone thinks you're beautiful doesn't mean you can mock me. Leave it to PLF, who needs to do it b/c he's ugly.

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Nice tie.

Confession
 

That's why I added the ETA part. To clarify that it shouldn't really be my theme song. But the line "man, you really freaked me out" should be my theme line, if I had one.

You are not familiar with the Weezer song because it is on a brand new album and hasn't been released as a single. So you probably would have had to listen to that album to know the song. Though you might be familiar with the painfully catchy "Beverly Hills", which gets a lot of radio play (in this part of the country at least).

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You would look really good with my dick in you.


Is that the sort of thing you had in mind?

Confession
 

I really need an iPod.

Makin their waaayy the only way they know hoooow
 

"that's just a little bit more than the law will allow."

In my neck of the woods, only the true cokeheads watched the Dukes because it was on, I think, at 2 or 3 am, right after the 200,000,000 pyramid.

Something to think about when a 23 yo can't get it up again.

Makin their waaayy the only way they know hoooow
 

And the endless chatter?

I understand that I tend to be naive about such things.

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Sebby, my boy, it was an obtuse comment -- I apologize for the confusion. As Hank noted, my version of cheating is complimenting hair on women who are not my wife.

But your post raises interesting questions -- she never changes her hairstyle at all? Of course she does. So, compliment it.

Does she put it up for black-tie events? Tell her how sophisticated she looks. Does she wear it in a pony tail when she works out? Tell her it reminds you of when you first met her while jogging around the track at the old alma mater. Have you never kissed her when she just finished washing it? Tell her how good it smells.

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What? With your great TITS!!! you don't like compliments?

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Coming from you, this post is downright pornographic. I'm impressed.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Not Bob is HOT.

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I like compliments, I just can't take them very well. I'm supremely self-critical, so when someone compliments my rack, I think about how much better it could be instead of how nice it really is.